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To: PJ-Comix
I am also interested in some of the headway they are making in very targeted, low dose electro-shock therapy.

I'm working with Ronco to sell do-it-yourself, at home, low-dose electro-shocks kits.

Each kits consists of a 10 foot piece of electrical cord, with a plug on one end and 2 bare wires on the other.

Works with any 110 volt outlet (hence the "low dose" vs. 220 volts) and retails for the amazing low price of $19.95.

All you have to do is hold the bare wires to your temples while a spouse or "life partner" plugs the other end into the wall socket. (Note: Must have 15 amp or better circuit capacity. Best results are achieved in a tub of water or in the shower.)

(Warning! Not for use on outlets with GFCI protection!)

(Buyer assumes all responsibility for the proper use and operation of this devise. No warranty expressed or implied by the manufacturer.)

If Ronco doesn't like my idea, maybe Acme will buy it....

22 posted on 08/14/2007 7:06:49 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
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To: dirtbiker

Do any of them not make any kind of connection that they’re all under psychiatric care and taking mind altering prescription drugs and their terminal unhappiness with life, America and politics?

Does this connection not register with these people?

I hate to call attention to true mental illness as it is, in many cases, legitimate. But seriously, this is nothing more than a self-help group for mental patients. I’m sure if the same thread was made and replied to by KOSmunists or HUffers the responses would be the same though.

So the entire Democratic leadership and Presidential field is pandering to a group of overmedicated self-loathers thinking they’re a serious political bloc.

Wow, just...... wow.


25 posted on 08/14/2007 7:18:19 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: dirtbiker
If Ronco doesn't like my idea, maybe Acme will buy it....

"SOLD!"

38 posted on 08/14/2007 9:23:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Saudi Arabia is the grown-up version of an imaginary friend." --Dennis Miller)
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To: dirtbiker

You forgot - Act now and receive a free tin foil hat!


43 posted on 08/14/2007 10:31:53 PM PDT by Greystoke
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