DUmmie FUnnies 07-23-07 ("The possible destruction of America" looms before Pitt and the DUmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 23, 2007 | DUmmies, Pied Piper Pitt, and Charles Henrickson

[Cheburashka]

This is Stalingrad.

Not. One. Step. Back.

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A "rich" fantasy life combined with over-service of adult beverages.

Pitthead, it isn't Stalingrad, it's your regular battlefield, the floor of Bukowski's, you pompous twit.

And the reason you can't take one step back is you're drunk and you've fallen off the barstool. And. You. Can't. Get. Up. Again.

[Charles Henrickson]

Since PJ forgot to give me the ping list (990+), and I've only got a piecemeal list of maybe 50-60 people I ping when I write a new parody, therefore, as Acting DUFUist, I know declare you ALL . . .

IN BEFORE THE PING!!!

PJ, wherever you are, help!!! Send out a FULL ping!!!

[KJC1]

Well done, Guest DUFUist!

Pitt, the “gift” that keeps on “giving.”

[Purrcival]

Great job, Reverend!

[Budge]

Hot dang, my first "IBTP!"

Oh, excellent job on the DUFUs, Charles! If I didn't know better I'd have thought PJ was at the wheel!

[Paul Heinzman]

Great guest post, Charles. Thanks for the ping.

[Paul Heinzman]

[Will, seek professional help. I’m series.]

It would seem that Will has gone round the bend into alcoholic psychosis. He's as rambling and incoherent as usual, but his nightmares have escaped into his waking hours.

[michigander]

wondering how to get Li’l Beaver’s sign to read “Charles Henrickson,”

[Choose Ye This Day]

Pitt is at it again, defending John Conyers against loony Cindy SheMan:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1417958

Pitt appears to still be drunk this morning. He babbles incoherently, but still makes sure everyone knows he’s “good, close personal friends” with Conyers, Sheehan, and just about everyone else in Washington.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Nice work.

[Charles Henrickson]

Thank you! I love it!

Hey, given my profession, maybe we should dress Li'l Beaver appropriately:

No waistpack when I host!

YESSSS!!!!! I'm in charge now! < /alexanderhaig>

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" < /maxcady>

[mikrofon]

Excellent job, michigander!

(Now with Charles-in-charge shouldn’t LB be wearing a clerical collar and have the smoke “halo” rest over his head?? ;)

[Charles Henrickson]

Now with Charles-in-charge shouldn’t LB be wearing a clerical collar and have the smoke “halo” rest over his head??

We've got the Beaver collared at least (see above).

[Charles Henrickson]

Mr. PJ-Comix, has come in out of the rain and is busy moving into stately DUFU Mansion. . . .

Stately DUFU Mansion

[Charles Henrickson]

they need to impeach this guy, Cheney, Gonzo, the ferns in the OEOB and the goddam water in the fountain on the White House lawn.

IMAGINE THERE'S IMPEACHMENT
Tune: "Imagine"

Imagine there's impeachment--
It's easy if you're high.
No proof to slow us,
And no one asking why.
Imagine all of Congress
Voting to impeach. . . .

Imagine there's no Chimpy--
It isn't hard, DU.
No Rice and no Gonzales,
No Dick Cheney, too.
Imagine Karl the Traitor
Serving life at least. . . .

You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.

Imagine no more DUFUs--
I wonder if you can.
No need to read their humor
And laughter at our plans.
Imagine all the freepers
Feeling bad like us. . . .

You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.

[Charles Henrickson]

Thank you, Will You have said it and and said it so well. I persuaded you to go to Crawford in August of 2005. You have been a very loud and strong voice, you have demonstrated to journalists what it is to truly be one.

MAKE ME KNOWN, COUNTRY ROAD
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Almost hades, Crawford Texas
Bush Ranch protest, Sheehan doin' talk shows
Press is out there, underneath the tree
Lookin' for some talkers, might as well be me

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road

All my DUmmies rally round me
Mindless, lazy, looking for a leader
Read my bloggings, written on the fly
Boring waste of bandwidth, glazing of the eye

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road

I wear a hat, in the mirror I see Eastwood
The ladies on DU think I'm hot when I pose
But sweatin' in the sun I get the feelin'
That I should have worn some lighter clothes, lighter clothes

Country road, make me known
To the place I belong
Guest opinion, TV pundit
Make me known, country road
Make me known, country road
Make me known, country road . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Where's my vagina?/Where did you leave it?/Hey, anyone see a vagina on someone's face around here should find Camille in 3...2...1...

Did Will ever find his Angry?

[Charles Henrickson]

why were you reborn as billy goat, you munch grass, pee, poop, munch grass again, stand on ground, die. . . .

Peed Pooper Pitt, pondering the Curse of the Billy Goat.

[mikrofon]

"But what's that, streaking on a dirt road from behind DUFU Manor?!"

It's the Moonbatmobile!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I sent an LB to Charles with the collar. Can it be melded together?