Sticks, stones or even IEDs won't hurt this bad boy!
Posted on 07/19/2007 6:19:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Funny, because there was also some survey in the last 2 weeks saying more “righties” owned Prius than “lefties” - albeit not by an appreciable margin.
>A Hummer ain’t really a Hummer unless it’s being towed all four wheels down...
...behind yer Prevost(or even more expensive) motorhome!<
You’ve seen that too? It’s a jaw-dropping sight when that combo rumbles down the campground road!
Naw. You'd have to be a Democrat President of the US. In that case there's a certain fat broad with a box of cigars who'll....
Oh, well then I bet that you are a big supporter of the WOT. Afterall, we want to get our message to the terrorists.
"A guy bought a car, a car I wouldn't purchase on a bet. But someone didn't just vandalize it, they damn near destroyed it. Every tire punctured, every window broken, every quarter panel dented or keyed. If you're cool with that, have the guts to say so, and we'll just agree to disagree."
Don't ruin their vandalism party, downer!
"Some asshole bought a hummer, some other guy vandalized it. Big f*cking deal. The media's all over it? What's next, some kid wouldn't stay off a guys lawn? News at 11?"
I bet you'd think differently if a conservative vandalized a fellow DUmmie's little hybrid and wrote DESTROY EARTH on it.
"What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?"
How much do you want to bet?
"Yup. If he REALLY wanted a Hummer, he's PRIME enlistment material, isn't he? No, better that a bunch of kids who can't afford $38,000 vehicles should go die to secure oil for this shithead to WASTE. F*ck him, and the Hummer he rode in on."
Should kids die to secure oil for Fat Albert to travel all around the country promoting junk science?
"BTW, what a f*cking Guido that guy is. His "Dream Car".... puh-leeze"
Somebody ought to let him know that he needs to check with you before he buys a car from now on.
"No tears for this guy. You know what you're doing when you buy a Hummer."
Yep. You are making Fat Albert and enivo wacko DUmmies angry, and that is FUnny.
"The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have."
It's good to know that God revealed to you the purpose in life for Hummers.
"Don't you think all of us do "unnecessary" things that harm the environment? Air conditioning? Light bulbs?"
It's best you live like the Amish. 
"It is a symbol of conspicuous consumption, a form of compensation for men, and serves no worthwhile purpose."
What is Fat Albert's energy guzzling 20 room mansion a symbol of, a form of, and what purpose does it serve?
"Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity."
Thank you for letting me know it is now ok to bomb all the abortion clinics across America. "Choice" will be gone by dawn's early light.
Care to say that to King James?
No? I didn't think so.
What I would do is go out there, start that Hummer up, and leave it sit idling (standing guard all the while, mind you), flat tires and all. I'd leave it idling for a few days, making a show of pouring gas from a can into it for these smug sumbitches, big sign taped to it that says "FOR THE ENVIRONMENT."
It probably wouldn't take long to wipe those smirks off their faces. And I'd beat the hell out of the first people to vocally complain because that would be all the proof I'd need that they were the ones that did it.
Sorry about your big mouth. (Or other part--you get the picture.)
Considering what a lot of DUmmies do with their assholes, I'm not.
Is that you, Jerry Springer?
My thoughts exactly!
If I so much as SEE one of these wormy, anorexic, vegetarian types even looking at my pickup, I will use violence to get my message across the void that lies between their ears....
YOU TOUCHA THE TRUCK, I BREAKA U FACE!!!
I learned never to put conservative bumper stickers on my car. That draws angry liberals like flies.
If I remember correctly, that NW DC neighborhood near American University is actually a very pleasant area to live.
Gareth Groves could have used one of my surveillance camera systems with infrared camera. He could have buried the cable in the ground and then run it up a tree near the Hummer on the street. Then, using a VCR taping system, he would have had those two environ-whackos dead to rights. BTW, the advantage of a B&W infrared cameras I have is that they are all-weather. I sometimes get color wireless cameras but to use them outside you need to use batteries and you have to keep refreshing with new batteries a lot. I really wish Gareth had a surveillance system set up so he could have uploaded to YouTube the images of the environ-whackos.
ahhhh I haven’t been in DC since jr high and high school, different world then.
actually I was sarcastically referring to the “friendly” neighbors who’d gladly trash your car.
Hmmm...and what looks like a bottle of champagne in the fridge.
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