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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-07 (DUmmies Support Vandalism On HUmmer)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/19/2007 6:19:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When was the last time you heard of Leftwing environ-whackos vandalizing the private jets of either Al Gore or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.? Each of those private jets consumes way more fuel than a Hummer yet it appears that is perfectly okay with them when a Hummer is vandalized since it belongs to a regular private citizen. Before we proceed further, let me quote from the Washinton Post ARTICLE, titled, "Hummer Owner Gets Angry Message."

On a narrow, leafy street in Northwest Washington, where Prius hybrid cars and Volvos are the norm, one man bought a flashy gray Hummer that was too massive to fit in his garage.

So he parked the seven-foot-tall behemoth on the street in front of his house and smiled politely when his eco-friendly neighbors looked on in disapproval at his "dream car."

It lasted five days on the street before two masked men took a bat to every window, a knife to each 38-inch tire and scratched into the body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

"The thought of somebody vandalizing it never crossed my mind," said Gareth Groves, 32, who lives with his mother in a three-story home in the 4300 block of Brandywine Street NW in American University Park. "I've kind of been in shock."

Now, as Groves ponders what to do with the remains of his $38,000 SUV, he has been the target of a number of people who have driven by the crime scene in his upscale neighborhood and glared at him in smug satisfaction.

Among the people who have taken smug satisfaction from the vandalism of Gareth Groves' Hummer are many DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Hummer owner gets angry message." Apparently Gareth Groves' great sin is that he wasn't a liberal political type burning up fuel to go to Global Warming hysteria events to denounce the rest of us for wasting energy. Then his Hummer would have been given a free pass just as the private jets of the likes of Al Gore or RFK, Jr. are. So let us now watch the DUmmies get grim satisfaction in Bolhsevik Red of the destruction of a Hummer while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what the stats are in fuel consumption camparisons between Groves' Hummer and the private jets of the liberals referenced above, is in the [brackets]:

Hummer owner gets angry message.

[Which DUmmies approve.]

Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there.

[The DUmmie ends justify the means.]

Beats driving big obnoxious vehicles to get your message out there.

[What about flying around in big obnoxious private jets?]

A guy bought a car, a car I wouldn't purchase on a bet. But someone didn't just vandalize it, they damn near destroyed it. Every tire punctured, every window broken, every quarter panel dented or keyed. If you're cool with that, have the guts to say so, and we'll just agree to disagree.

[Most DUmmies are cool with that just as they are cool with Al Gore and RFK, Jr. flying around on gas guzzling private jets.]

Some asshole bought a hummer, some other guy vandalized it. Big f*cking deal. The media's all over it? What's next, some kid wouldn't stay off a guys lawn? News at 11?

[Imagine how much this DUmmie would screech in outrage if someone vandalized his tricycle.]

I'm surprised by the amount of support for these assholes. Cowards vandalize a working person's property in the middle of the night. I hope they are held accountable.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?

[The chances of that are between nil and none.]

He lived with his mother....didn't want to pay rent. He's 32 and still living at home, probably in the basement on his computer all day lurking in DU and heaping praise on Bush at the freeper site. Skin head, buddy from Alabama.

[Actually the DUmmies are the ones living in Mommie's basement while hanging out all day and night in DUmmieland.]

Yup. If he REALLY wanted a Hummer, he's PRIME enlistment material, isn't he? No, better that a bunch of kids who can't afford $38,000 vehicles should go die to secure oil for this shithead to WASTE. F*ck him, and the Hummer he rode in on.

[What about the oil used to fuel the private jets of Al Gore and RFK, Jr.?]

BTW, what a f*cking Guido that guy is. His "Dream Car".... puh-leeze

[We are sorry his dream car does not meet DUmmie approval. Would you prefer it if he drove a Pious?]

No tears for this guy. You know what you're doing when you buy a Hummer.

[So all Hummer owners should expect vandalism on their Hummers for not being Politically Correct?]

The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.

[What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]

Don't you think all of us do "unnecessary" things that harm the environment? Air conditioning? Light bulbs?

[Private jets to fly in to Global Warming hysteria events?]

It is a symbol of conspicuous consumption, a form of compensation for men, and serves no worthwhile purpose.

[Private jets used to transport hypocritical liberals?]

The Hummer has no legitimate use, not even "point A to point B" uses. There are far cheaper and less environmentally hazardous vehicles out there. A Hummer is a deliberate choice of conspicuous consumption and a big middle finger to Mother Nature.

[The middle fingers of Al Gore and RFK, Jr. are a lot bigger than a Hummer owner's middle finger.]

I always wish I had a big sign: "Sorry about your tiny penis!"

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity.

[The Al Qaeda Manifesto.]


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To: PJ-Comix
One "wonders" why they chose to mess with this guy instead of some gang leader's Navigator, or for that matter Ashton Kuchter's vehicle:

-Eric

21 posted on 07/19/2007 7:02:47 AM PDT by E Rocc (Resident Smartass and Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: PJ-Comix
Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there.

This was probably written by a neocon Lousy Freeper Troll because I'm sure this whole issue could have been resolved with a little negotiation.

22 posted on 07/19/2007 7:06:29 AM PDT by faq
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To: PJ-Comix

Most liberals have body odor.


23 posted on 07/19/2007 7:12:26 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s amazing how many of them go around measuring the penises of Hummer owners.


24 posted on 07/19/2007 7:13:54 AM PDT by techcor
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bump


25 posted on 07/19/2007 7:16:42 AM PDT by navynucmom (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
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To: PJ-Comix
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I'm getting one of these. I defy River and Moonunit to get within 10 feet of it before my 3 dogs start knawing on their Birkenstocks.

26 posted on 07/19/2007 7:21:10 AM PDT by bikerMD (Beware, the light at the end of the tunnel may be a muzzle flash.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I once had a rip-roarin 400hp sports car. She was as beautiful as she was BAD. Guzzled gas, when I pushed her, like a tank!

On the other hand, my daily driver was a small, tiny, 40mpg car. So I think that Karma would have balanced out.

Today, I ride my bicycle to the train station, and take mass transit to work every day. Wonder if that would earn me a Hummer.

27 posted on 07/19/2007 7:43:03 AM PDT by Paradox (They're simply playing all of us, all of them.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity.

These guys sound rough and tough... Perhaps they can lead the military force against our enemies in the middle east. Oh wait...they save it all only for their fellow Americans.

28 posted on 07/19/2007 8:14:21 AM PDT by Libertina (FRee Republic - The most prestigious address on the WWW!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm surprised that my motor home was only egged when I had it parked in the drive in my old neighborhood preparing for a trip.

Stupid, stupid people.

29 posted on 07/19/2007 8:47:33 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: PJ-Comix
The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.

[What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]

A "Che" t-shirt.

30 posted on 07/19/2007 8:51:16 AM PDT by kevkrom (The religion of global warming: "There is no goddess but Gaia and Al Gore is her profit.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there.

...

Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands.

Feel the love! Joint winners (no, DUmmies, that doesn't mean I'm giving you a joint) of the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award™ for today.

31 posted on 07/19/2007 8:53:49 AM PDT by kevkrom (The religion of global warming: "There is no goddess but Gaia and Al Gore is her profit.")
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I was thinking the same thing. It seems that the party of tolerance can only tolerate degenerates and people that have a Borg-like collective mind that anything not them is evil and should be stamped out.


32 posted on 07/19/2007 8:55:23 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Paradox; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
Today, I ride my bicycle to the train station, and take mass transit to work every day. Wonder if that would earn me a Hummer.

I'm not touching that punchline with a ten-foot pole!

33 posted on 07/19/2007 8:56:15 AM PDT by kevkrom (The religion of global warming: "There is no goddess but Gaia and Al Gore is her profit.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there.

I guess this DUmmie will not cry out "HATE CRIME" the next time a homosexual gets beat up then, huh? Hey DUmmie, Violence is NOT the best way to get your message out. Aren't you the same folk who constantly beat up W for not using NEGOTIATION? Now, because it is a topic that YOU are passionate about, violence is the BEST way? Gimme a break.
34 posted on 07/19/2007 9:10:49 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (The United States of America is the only country strong enough to go it alone.)
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To: Kerretarded

Example #271,090 of leftist hypocrisy.


35 posted on 07/19/2007 9:23:33 AM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: Kerretarded

Good Point


36 posted on 07/19/2007 9:35:06 AM PDT by hattend ("Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - John Wayne)
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To: PJ-Comix

A Hummer ain’t really a Hummer unless it’s being towed all four wheels down...

...behind yer Prevost(or even more expensive) motorhome!

Good luck with the move and glad I’m not closer(I drive a Chevy Silverado K2500 pickup-all my friends call me whenever they move!)


37 posted on 07/19/2007 9:59:26 AM PDT by snuffy smiff (impeachment-it's not just for democraps anymore.)
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To: techcor

Hey! Even benburch has to have a hobby!


38 posted on 07/19/2007 10:01:20 AM PDT by snuffy smiff (impeachment-it's not just for democraps anymore.)
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To: PJ-Comix

We got a big (but not all relevent) thread out of the story yesterday...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1867813/posts


39 posted on 07/19/2007 10:02:59 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you have anything exterior-oriented that might make the liberals teeming in your area want to bash in your car or house? ;-)


40 posted on 07/19/2007 10:05:18 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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