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DUmmie FUnnies 07-12-07 ("I have a feeling in my gut, too")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 12, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/12/2007 7:09:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Today's DUFU is like a continuation of yesterday's EDITION in which the DUmmies expressed outrage towards anybody who would consider terrorism from Islamic fundamentalists to be a threat. Today's DUmmie outrage is directed towards Homeland Security chief, Michael Chertoff, for daring to suggest that he has a feeling in his gut that the terrorists are planning an attack sometime this summer. Perhaps the DUmmies would prefer that Chertoff lull us into a sense of false security by issuing a pollyannish statement that all is hunky dory and the only fundamentalists we need to fear are Southern Baptists? You can see this new DUmmie outrage in this THREAD titled, "I have a feeling in my gut, too." So let us now walk through the Dimensional Door into the Alternate Reality in which the DUmmies attack Chertoff in Bolhsevik Red for being (GASP!) concerned about a possible terrorist attack while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has a feeling in his gut of a bit too much pasta, is in the [brackets]:

I have a feeling in my gut, too

[You have a feeling in your gut of way too many mind altering meds.]

This Chertoff thing has me wondering about the what happens if the US is hit by another "attack". Is that what's brewing? I'm neither committed to LIHOP or MIHOP, but I've reached a point in my thinking about this misadministration that these monsters are capable of anything. Even if these bastards are above MIHOP, I'm not convinced they'd be above LIHOP at this point; for the sole purposes of distracting attention and trying to rally support.

[The big 9/11 debate among the DUmmies is whether they are of the MIHOP or LIHOP school of thoughtlessness.]

So, what happens to the (seemingly tiny) advances progressives have made in reigning in these madmen if something terrible happens INCONUS (military speak for "in the continental U.S")? Does the country tune in to Fux Noize and get all jingoistic again, or is there a more serious debate this time around?

[DUmmies looking at a terrorist attack through the tiny lense of how it will affect the leftwing agenda.]

I f*cking worry that it'll be the former. Canceling a primary here or there in the interest of national insecurity could set both a pretext and a precedent for screwing with 11/4/08 in some way.

[I am looking forward to doing some FUn DUFUs on 11/5/08.]

I hate feeling this pessimistic about whether someone or some group (mob) will do the right thing, but, man, these f*ckers have almost completely sapped my belief that people, ultimately, will do the right thing.

[You will have plenty of time to ponder this after you are sent to the Wal-Mart Detention Camp. And now on for the rest of the DUmmie lunacy...]

The GOP who put Bushie Boy in POWER should be rounded up and made to eat Lutefisk Forever

[Even a certain Swedish Songmeister that I know would find that to be a horrible torture.]

the repukes are methodically ramping up the warnings worked like a charm in 04.... brew that fear up slow and steep.

[And add Adobo seasoning. YUmmie!]

I watched '04 unfold like a horror story to which I already knew the ending; but will 'merikans be, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, won't get fooled again?

['merikans will be watching the DUmmie fools again.]

there are a lot of gullible people out there. All anyone can do is put bright spotlights on every deception, make a shitload of noise, and prosecute the bums whenever we can.

[Yeah. Just keep on spotlighting your MIHOP and LIHOP theories. Hee! Hee!]

Two words: Martial Law that is what these assholes have prepared the ground for

[Would Wal-Mart count as two words or just one word?]

I subscribe to neither LI not MIHOP, but they ARE capable of either.

[Ben Burch has subcribed to BIHOP.]

2000 shouldn't have happened

2002 shouldn't have happened

2004 shouldn't have happened

[And on 11/5/08 you will be posting, "2008 shouldn't have happened."]

The right wing has us in a bind. No one speaks up and says this is BS, because we have had the fear factor so long we are afraid.

[Don't worry. I told the rightwing Thought Police to leave you free to speak up. Your unintentional humor is an important resource for the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Terror, terror, terror. It just doesn't pack the punch that it used to.

[Terror is so 2001.]

It is people who bark out these oddball theory/accusations that give democrats a bad name.

[SHHHH! Don't discourage the DUmmies. I'm in the middle of harvesting their unintentional humor for the DUmmie FUnnies.]


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An incredible rain experience yesterday. On Tuesday it was HOT in the 90s with hardly a cloud in the sky. Yesterday started out very hot but in the afternoon a very REFRESHING rainstorm hit. It only lasted about a half hour but it was enough time to thoroughly enjoy it. Nothing like cold rain from a few thousand feet up falling upon overheated South Florida denizens like myself who truly appreciate the relief. What makes it feel even better is the memory of how hot and miserable it was just a short time before. I hope we have some more rain today. Remember, rain is NOT your enemy. Learn to embrace it and enjoy it. I recommend carrying a pair of rubber flip-flops in your car and wear a floppy swamp hat for head protection from the rain.

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1 posted on 07/12/2007 7:09:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/12/2007 7:10:27 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

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3 posted on 07/12/2007 7:11:23 AM PDT by CONSERVE
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4 posted on 07/12/2007 7:12:35 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (take my governor, please)
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To: PJ-Comix
the feeling in the gut of DUmmies is likely their heads which they have stuck up there.
5 posted on 07/12/2007 7:14:06 AM PDT by Ditter
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6 posted on 07/12/2007 7:14:11 AM PDT by JamesP81 (Keep your friends close; keep your enemies at optimal engagement range)
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To: PJ-Comix

As my niece would say, “How come it is” that no DUmmies can differentiate “rein” (which you do with a horse or a misadministration) with “reign” (which a ruler does)?


7 posted on 07/12/2007 7:19:16 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: PJ-Comix
there are a lot of gullible people out there

Project much?

8 posted on 07/12/2007 7:20:41 AM PDT by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: Ditter

Its called cranial rectumitis.


9 posted on 07/12/2007 7:23:25 AM PDT by svcw (There is no plan B.)
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“[The big 9/11 debate among the DUmmies is whether they are of the MIHOP or LIHOP school of thoughtlessness.]”

LOL! I’m sure there will soon be a big seminar offered at a major university where the topic will be debated in great depth. The MIHOPS will end up attacking the LIHOPS and shout them down as tools of the right wing forces of evil. The Ny Times will do an in depth investigation which concludes that while no definitive answer can be provided for the question of MIHOP vs. LIHOP, it is clearly all Bush’s fault.


10 posted on 07/12/2007 7:25:18 AM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: PJ-Comix

These bozos wouldn’t get a clue if it bashed them upside the head. Even when they acknowledge the terror threat, they twist it up into BDS.

Poor stupid Dhimmis!


11 posted on 07/12/2007 7:26:20 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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I have a feeling in my gut. . . .

Will Pitt, heading for the porcelain at Bukowski's.

12 posted on 07/12/2007 7:33:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt)
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Is that what's brewing?

Will Pitt hits the local microbrewery.

13 posted on 07/12/2007 7:34:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt)
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I'm neither committed to LIHOP or MIHOP. . . .

I think you should be committed to an asylum.

14 posted on 07/12/2007 7:36:19 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (HOP on over.)
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To: Ditter
the feeling in the gut of DUmmies is likely their heads which they have stuck up there.I was thinking too much milk and cookies.
15 posted on 07/12/2007 7:36:55 AM PDT by NRA1995 (To Congress and Mr. President: This is OUR country, and don't you forget it!)
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To: San Jacinto

I hate to ask this, but what do MIHOP & LIHOP stand for?


16 posted on 07/12/2007 7:37:17 AM PDT by carolinablonde (Proud member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy)
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I'm neither committed to LIHOP or MIHOP. . . .

Aw, go on and go with the stronger of the two.

MIHOP IS BUILT ON NOTHING, YES
Tune: "My Hope Is Built on Nothing Less"

MIHOP is built on nothing, yes,
But still my rage is bottomless;
I dare not trust what Bush may claim,
But wholly place on him the blame.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

When buildings fell on 9-11,
I knew this stunk to highest heav'n.
That famous crashing airplane shot
Was filmed upon a movie lot.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

His Rice, his Cheney, and his Rove
Support Bush in this web they wove.
When soon they take us all away,
My tin foil and MIHOP will stay.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

17 posted on 07/12/2007 7:40:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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"[I am looking forward to doing some FUn DUFUs on 11/5/08.]"

I've got my crystal ball out and I see clearly that on 11/5/08, the drive by's are labeling conservatives as sexist because we didn't vote for the beast.

Lord knows it couldn't be because she's a communist piece of steaming @#$%. It's because we are sexist.

Replace sexist with racist if Osama Obama somehow wins the dim nomination.

18 posted on 07/12/2007 7:41:23 AM PDT by libs_kma (www.imwithfred.com)
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“[The big 9/11 debate among the DUmmies is whether they are of the MIHOP or LIHOP school of thoughtlessness.]”

Ok, I have to ask because I have no idea ... What is a MIHOP and a LIHOP?

19 posted on 07/12/2007 7:41:27 AM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: carolinablonde

Made it or Let it happen on purpose.


20 posted on 07/12/2007 7:42:01 AM PDT by OSHA (Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)
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