War of the Toilet Seat (Women want men to sit down before they pee)

End of the Road (Blog) ^

[SamAdams76]

Well I might get flamed but I think that us men ought to squat for now on. No more standing up to pee and asserting our masculinity. And no more peeing against the tree in the backyard when the wife is taking way too long in the bathroom.

In the spirit of my new toilet habits, I have taken up knitting and will sit down and watch some wife-beating movie on the Lifetime Channel while my wife mows the lawn outside and fusses with the chainsaw.

In the meantime, I think the women behind this "Spuk" device should be outfitted with artificial penises so that they can now pee standing up and thus make up for lost time as they spray their urine all around the toilet and create a backwash all over the toilet seat.

Seriously, is that "Spuk" annoying or what? I'd love to go over somebody's house someday and find that contraption yapping at me when I lift the seat. It will certainly give me something to aim at.

[cripplecreek]

Hmmmmm, what could I use to drown spuk?

[353FMG]

“..I think the women behind this “Spuk” device should be outfitted with artificial penises..”

Now there is an idea for others to follow, but not in mine.

[SamAdams76]

Why am I thinking that John Kerry in confronted with “Spuk” on a daily basis?

[SampleMan]

Do we also have to use a half-roll of TP when we pee?

[Obie Wan]

Ha,ha,great posting Sam,by the way I love your beer !!!

[ikka]

Yola is painfully pretty. As she says, `They either want me and they do what I say, or they can go.'

Yeah, let us know how that works out for you ten years from now...

[muir_redwoods]

Spuk, meet Boot,

Flush

[MacDorcha]

I’d lift it once, here it, finish my business, then fill up on chili and ruffage in the same house.

Toilet seat up, little squak from the creepy thing, toilet seat goes down. “plop...plop... plop.”

One of those plops was white and plastic.

“Flush”

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Hey, I fixed your toilt for ya!

[DugwayDuke]

“And no more peeing against the tree in the backyard...”

Can I still pee in the front yard? It’s nice to have 10 acres.

[Yardstick]

Stand-peeing = Rape

BTW, the Germans have coined the perfect word for men who pee sitting: sitzpinkler.

[Sonny M]

um, you instal this thing, and guys will still take a leak standing up, they just won’t lift the seat anymore.

[llevrok]

Remember ladies, it takes less energy to drop a toilet seat than lift it up.

Men do all the heavy lifting.

So stop your b*tching, girls.

[isthisnickcool]

Sit down? Sorry, but the water is too cold......

[bmwcyle]

Where are the flying pigs?

[The Wizard]

maybe women should butt out.

[Charles Henrickson]

Sitzpinkler ping.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Women want men to sit down before they pee? Please, let those women sit down on my lap and dance instead.

[ConservaTexan]

As soon as I run across one of these in America, I will report back regarding what it sounds like when peed on.

[mikrofon]

Pee-ps