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DUmmie FUnnies 06-18-07 (DUmmie Offended By National Anthem)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 18, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/18/2007 4:38:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Oh the horror! The absolute HORROR! Come with me and watch this tale of woe as a poor widdle DUmmie had his sacred virginal ears exposed to the (GASP!) national anthem. You can read all about this violation of his human rights in this DUmmie THREAD. So, DUmmie, can we NOW question your patriotism? Let us now watch the DUmmie writh in agony at this exposure to the national anthem in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, never before realizing what a fascist Francis Scott Key was, is in the [brackets]:

Was at the car place getting the car serviced, and all of a sudden, the P.A. system broke into a flag saluting bloisterous voice of the National Anthem. I couldn't avoid it any place on the premises, as I was already outside sitting on the curb. Felt like I was in some natzi camp getting ready for the showers. Needless to say, I voiced my opinion on the matter to the management. Told them that I was not at a sporting event, funeral, union meeting, blah blah and asked him when Wagner was scheduled. Told them that the National Anthem blasting at the car dealership was nationalistic and a bit over the top and creepy. What do you think?

[I think you have a strong case for the Hague against that car place for causing a crime against humanity by subjecting your progressive ears to the national anthem.]

We are headed down the slippery slope. I have a feeling that in the coming years, Americans are going to wish they had paid closer attention in History.

[First you hear the national anthem in public and the next thing you know you are forcibly marched into a Wal-Mart detention center. It is indeed a slippery slope.]

I'm with Luis Bunuel: I don't even want to hear it at sporting events. Of course some people would say that this makes me unpatriotic. To which I would reply: bullshit, it just makes me nonjingoistic and nonnationalistic.

[It makes you a nonrational DUmmie like Luis Bunuel.]

I could do without it there too, but then I don't go to sporting events, so I don't have to be bothered with that.

[Good news! Bukowski's doesn't play the national anthem at drinking events.]

Is Houston the only place that has replaced "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" with "God Bless America" (at least the last time I was at a game)? I was floored. I wouldn't stand, as it is not our national anthem. My husband was afraid I was going to get lynched.

[How about if we play the DUmmie anthem... "They're Coming To Take Me Away!"]

I share your creep-itude. I wish more people truly understood the difference between patriotism and nationalism. Or jingoism.

[USA! USA! USA! Thus began the Third American Empire.

Was this a national/regional chain, or a private garage? That would have given me the creeps, too. Good for you for speaking out.

[So you got the creeps every day in school when they played the national anthem?]

I'll bet you're not the only one who didn't like being assaulted by the loud music. Anybody trying to have a conversation or who was making a phone call would be annoyed, I would think.

[FUnnie how you complain about the national anthem but not about loud rap music full of N-words and F-words. That stuff assaults my ears almost daily.]

Smart business people stay out of politics...

[Only a DUmmie could see playing the national anthem as being politically partisan.]

I don't think you should have voiced your complaint. They probably just think you're a jerk, now.

[Along with the thousands of DUFU readers who think the same thing.]

It wasn't a car wash on a military base, was it? You get treated to the tune twice a day, when the flag goes up, and when it comes down--they DO give you a warning, though, so you can run for cover and not get stuck standing and saluting in a parking lot halfway to your car....

[WARNING! WARNING! Your liberal ears are about to be subjected to the national anthem! All DUmmies are advised to enter protective shelters until the cessation of this song!]

I'm tired of war-mongering, and that song is a celebration of a moment in war.

[It celebrates the moment when the war-mongering fascists in Ft. McHenry withstood a British bombardment.]


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To: bcsco
Another bugle call associated with morning flag raising is To the Color. Just wanted to note that for anyone used to hearing that call.
41 posted on 06/18/2007 6:30:48 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
Beethoven’s fifth.

Yes! As the water boy substitute!

42 posted on 06/18/2007 6:32:06 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix
I was floored. I wouldn't stand. . . .

Pitt at closing time at Bukowski's.

43 posted on 06/18/2007 6:35:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Complaining about the National Anthem is the highest form of patriotism. Or something.


44 posted on 06/18/2007 6:38:44 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix
They probably just think you're a jerk, now.

An unpatriotic jerk.

45 posted on 06/18/2007 6:39:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Did you fly your flag on Flag Day last week?)
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To: PJ-Comix
You get treated to the tune twice a day, when the flag goes up, and when it comes down--they DO give you a warning, though, so you can run for cover. . . .

RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!

46 posted on 06/18/2007 6:41:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (How come my eyes still get assaulted by Kerry-Edwards stickers?)
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To: PJ-Comix
As I mentioned yesterday, the left is only one step away from creating their own Volksgemeinschaft. Yesterday, we talked about the 'community' aspect of controlling corporations, allowing only those corporations to remain private if they generate goods common good. Another aspect of Volksgemeinschaft was the establishment of Gleichschaltung practices, where all social and cultural life was controlled. The 'ministry' had divisions to control music, theater, literature, radio broadcasting, the press, visual arts, and film. One of the first things they did was ban the Weimar anthem, flag, and anything else that showed nationalism to the Social Democrats (Weimar) party.

Yes, one was right, we need to learn from history... just make sure you have a clear understanding of history..

47 posted on 06/18/2007 6:44:05 AM PDT by mnehring (Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm tired of war-mongering, and that song is a celebration of a moment in war.

OK, so maybe you'd rather be singing "God Save the Queen" right now and have to watch soccer and drink tea.

48 posted on 06/18/2007 6:45:09 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Limey's Disease.)
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To: PJ-Comix

A national anthem more to the DUmmies’ likings...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymn_of_the_Soviet_Union#English_lyrics

Now tell me that wouldn’t make a DUmmie’s heart swell with pride.


49 posted on 06/18/2007 6:46:43 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Conspiracy theorists are among the most egotistical people, but have the fewest reasons to be such.)
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To: PJ-Comix

He probably would have liked it more had then been playing “I Want To Be Sedated” by the Ramones.


50 posted on 06/18/2007 6:51:01 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in Vietnam meant never having to say I was sorry......)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They would want God to save Elton John???????


51 posted on 06/18/2007 6:52:02 AM PDT by sticker
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To: mnehrling
Well then, as an antidote, we should practice our own Schaftgemeinvolks and Schaltunggleich, as to add to their immense Freudenschade.
52 posted on 06/18/2007 6:58:44 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!


53 posted on 06/18/2007 7:06:14 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson
the P.A. system broke into a flag saluting bloisterous voice. . . .

May I suggest 'bloister' as the opposite of 'cloister'. Thus, speaking in a bloisterous voice is engaging in loud, rude behavior not representative of a cloistered environment...or so this DUmmie may believe.

Just a suggestion :)

54 posted on 06/18/2007 7:13:17 AM PDT by bcsco ("You like bloisters and I like Oysters")
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To: PJ-Comix

That DUmmie needs a trip through the car wash to cool down. I get subjected to leftist orthodoxy all the time in LA, but I don’t complain to the management. (Maybe I would if it were a government building being used to promote a distinctly political cause, but ... a private car wash?)


55 posted on 06/18/2007 7:14:57 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: PJ-Comix
More rain this week in South Florida! FANTASTIC! It's great how the heat of the day is completely relieved by the rain. Of course, I plan to sit outside and enjoy it all. Just sitttting in the rain!

Watch out for lightning!

56 posted on 06/18/2007 7:34:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A Perfect Comixian Storm.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Needless to say, I voiced my opinion on the matter to the management. Told them that I was not at a sporting event, funeral, union meeting, blah blah and asked him when Wagner was scheduled. Told them that the National Anthem blasting at the car dealership was nationalistic and a bit over the top and creepy. What do you think?


I think I would have kicked him/her/it off my car lot.


57 posted on 06/18/2007 7:35:47 AM PDT by kenth (I got tired of my last tagline...)
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To: mikrofon

You caught “flount” (flout/flaunt) and “intrical” (integral/intricate), but you missed “flustrated” (frustrated/flustered).


58 posted on 06/18/2007 7:42:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bloisterous.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well, I told you I was a bad speler....


59 posted on 06/18/2007 8:19:20 AM PDT by mikrofon (<-- Shouldn't this be 'Microphone'?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Francis Scott Key would be proud.


60 posted on 06/18/2007 8:50:19 AM PDT by JerseyDvl (STOP - Hildabeast, Shrillary, Hitlery, Billary, Her Thighness, Sen. Cankles, Dukakis-in-Drag)
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