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Fascist Fries [Man Threatened with Arrest for Taking Photo of His Freedom Fries]
Fairfield Weekly ^ | 5/24/07 | Tom Gogola

Posted on 05/25/2007 1:18:03 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty

Take a picture of the french fries on the Bridgeport ferry, and you might as well just admit that you're a charter member of Al Qaeda

I was heading back to Connecticut after a weekend with the family when I took the photo. I’d eaten the fries on the way over, but couldn’t stomach another round, so I snapped two photos at the food counter, and as I was putting the camera away, two guys behind the counter started lobbing hostile, accusatory questions in my direction. “Why are you taking pictures of the food?” “I’m writing a review,” I responded, and walked away.

I went outside to take some notes and then headed back into the cabin. I observed that there were two crew members standing near me, and I heard one of them talking about me, and the photo I took. I had been turned in!

So I approached the mate and told him I had a complaint about his crew. I didn’t appreciate their hostility. Yes, I was livid. Stone-cold sober, too.

Well, Gilligan didn’t like my tone, and I guess it’s my fault for escalating the situation by lobbing multiple eff-bombs at him, because the next thing I know, Gilligan’s back with two Big Fellows. I gave my name and phone number to Gilligan, and I showed him the picture of the french fries (which, by the way, are disgusting). In fact, I showed him all three of the photos that were on the camera. That should have ended it, but Gilligan demanded that I show him identification, because otherwise the police would get involved. I asked him under what authority he was demanding this of me. It’s the captain’s orders.

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A fun, human interest post. Enjoy.
1 posted on 05/25/2007 1:18:07 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty
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To: Sleeping Beauty

IBTZ!


2 posted on 05/25/2007 1:22:26 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("All the measures of the law should protect property and punish plunder." --Frederic Bastiat)
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To: Sleeping Beauty
.. I guess it’s my fault for escalating the situation by lobbing multiple eff-bombs at him ...

Never a good idea, especially when not on one's home turf.

3 posted on 05/25/2007 1:30:20 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
IBTZ!

You're kidding? This was that bad?

4 posted on 05/25/2007 1:31:19 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty
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To: Sleeping Beauty

“Ferry Fries?”....Man, he should be glad he didn’t photograph a cheeseburger!


5 posted on 05/25/2007 1:32:21 PM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

He should talk to the Professor about the fries. I think if I were him, I would pass on the fries and carry a brown bag the next time.


6 posted on 05/25/2007 1:32:31 PM PDT by stevem
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To: Sleeping Beauty
>Fair enough, but this episode was clearly brought to you by the same dangerously moronic mindset that brought you Freedom Fries

Did somebody pay
this lunatic "columnist"
to "write" this nonsense?!
7 posted on 05/25/2007 1:33:50 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Face it, Mr. Gogola . . . you’re just a September 10th sort of guy, and had you been on a flight you’d have been lucky to survive with your teeth intact.


8 posted on 05/25/2007 1:34:12 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Mad Dawg

I have a friend who works security at the airport.

He told me — “never wear a t-shirt that says “America #1!” to the airport. Or “I love USA.”

It’s the first thing they look for.


9 posted on 05/25/2007 1:34:20 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty
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To: Sleeping Beauty
>You're kidding? This was that bad?

When you're not Freeping,
do you work for CBS
or the New York Times?
10 posted on 05/25/2007 1:35:31 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss

For a little more insight on this idiot.

http://www.mediabistro.com/content/archives/02/01/03/


11 posted on 05/25/2007 1:36:10 PM PDT by Roccus (Stolen tag.............The "P" in Democrat stands for Patriotism.)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

“as I was putting the camera away, two guys behind the counter started lobbing hostile, accusatory questions in my direction. “Why are you taking pictures of the food?” “I’m writing a review,” I responded, and walked away.”

Hostile? Accusatory? Not really.

“So I approached the mate and told him I had a complaint about his crew. I didn’t appreciate their hostility. Yes, I was livid.”

Livid about being asked why he’s taking pictures of the food. Understandable. Who wouldn’t be?

“”Well, Gilligan didn’t like my tone, and I guess it’s my fault for escalating the situation by lobbing multiple eff-bombs at him, because the next thing I know, Gilligan’s back with two Big Fellows.”

“That should have ended it, but Gilligan demanded that I show him identification, because otherwise the police would get involved. I asked him under what authority he was demanding this of me. It’s the captain’s orders.

“Kiss my ass. I’m not showing you any ID.””

Oh, I thought the ‘fascists’ were hassling him for taking pictures of french fries. Turns out, he’s just a jerk that got what was coming to him.


12 posted on 05/25/2007 1:37:14 PM PDT by james500
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To: theFIRMbss
When you're not Freeping...

I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I'm never not Freeping.

13 posted on 05/25/2007 1:38:34 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty
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To: james500

Yeah I got the impression he was being an ass.


14 posted on 05/25/2007 1:45:52 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: All

So, how did he get this story smuggled out of the fascist concentration camp?


15 posted on 05/25/2007 1:49:40 PM PDT by dighton
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To: james500

It would have been a pity if he had accidentally fallen overboard.


16 posted on 05/25/2007 1:51:15 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Peace Begins in the Womb)
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To: cripplecreek
Yeah I got the impression he was being an ass.

He pretty much bragged about it. What a jerk!

17 posted on 05/25/2007 1:56:17 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Extra bait for fishing off the stern?


18 posted on 05/25/2007 1:57:11 PM PDT by Darksheare (The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")
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To: Sleeping Beauty
They can add it to the "incidents" list under "suspicious activities". That oughta bring in some extra DHS funding.

The guy does sound like a damn crybaby wuss though. Sympathy points 0, but a round of 6 stupidity points for all involved.

19 posted on 05/25/2007 2:24:51 PM PDT by M203M4 (What I wanna see is a pro-war ("kill the bastards") Ron Paul. Pacifism is suicide.)
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To: Sleeping Beauty
You're kidding? This was that bad?

Maybe the fries were that bad ?

20 posted on 05/25/2007 8:08:34 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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