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Anti-Lock Bill Passes Senate: Homeowners Forbidden to Lock Homes!
The Source ^ | 19 May 07 | Xzins

Posted on 05/19/2007 3:45:24 PM PDT by xzins

Ted Kennedy and John McCain joined President Bush today in the Rose Garden for the signing of the new Anti-Lock Bill. "Finally," said Sen. McCain, "we can put to rest the notion that we discriminate against anyone in their right to freely assemble anyplace they wish. Fortunately, seeing this as the state's rights issue that it is, we decided to require the states to see it our way."

"I'm delighted for the bag people," President Bush added. "They have too long had their contributions overlooked in our society. They are decent, hard-working people doing litter patrol jobs that no one else in our society will consider. Shouldn't they share in the American dream, too. And who would round up all the criminals and indigents, anyway. I hear there are more than 12 million of them. If they have a place to sleep tonight, and warm bodies to share, maybe they won't be so angry and weird."

"I'm sure this isn't....ahh....in...wind park. Some won't I've thought, but where do buy ...ahhh...bridges. Interestingly, we ....who did that when they should." intoned Sen Kennedy.

The National Committee for the Indigent encourages everyone to get used to the idea of surprise house guests.

"This is exciting. An adventure."

"Who could cross the border of your threshhold tonight? The anticipation is killing me. I can't wait."


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: amnesty; house; lock; nadador; your
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1 posted on 05/19/2007 3:45:26 PM PDT by xzins
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To: xzins

This is exciting, this is an adventure,
THIS IS A SPOOF!


2 posted on 05/19/2007 3:49:37 PM PDT by whenigettime (Caughtcha!)
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To: whenigettime

Say it ain’t so....what gave it away?


3 posted on 05/19/2007 3:52:56 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: xzins

;) (smilin’ and winkin’)


4 posted on 05/19/2007 3:55:38 PM PDT by whenigettime
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Say it ain’t so....what gave it away?

It's about 5 years too soon for it to be reality.
5 posted on 05/19/2007 3:56:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: cripplecreek

You’re probably right. Scarey stuff, isn’t it?


6 posted on 05/19/2007 3:59:50 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: xzins

New La Raza slogan:

“SU CASA, ES MIO”


7 posted on 05/19/2007 4:01:38 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (D is for Defeatism. R is for Reconquista.)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

LOL!

You better send that south of the border (north?) right away. It’ll definitely catch on.

:>)


8 posted on 05/19/2007 4:04:30 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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Give me your worst, those too tired to make it on their own, we will open our hearts and homes to those too stupid to make a difference in their own country!

Do I need a /s tag?

9 posted on 05/19/2007 4:05:33 PM PDT by rocksblues (Do unto others as they do unto you!)
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To: xzins

They’ll just send it right back over the border.

:)


10 posted on 05/19/2007 4:06:10 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (D is for Defeatism. R is for Reconquista.)
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To: rocksblues

I’m pretty dense.

You better go ahead and use the /s.

:>)


11 posted on 05/19/2007 4:06:54 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

Oh, I don’t know.

Maybe they’ll be stopped by “The Wall.”

/s


12 posted on 05/19/2007 4:08:45 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: xzins

Are Senate Republicans so stupid they don’t understand how angry people are about this??


13 posted on 05/19/2007 4:10:20 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (D is for Defeatism. R is for Reconquista.)
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To: xzins

ALL YOUR SENATORS ARE BELONG TO US.


14 posted on 05/19/2007 4:11:18 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

I’ve been pretty convinced for a couple years now, that senators, in particular, are among the world’s stupiest species.

They defecate, consume, respond to monetary stimuli, and do all this without any brain activity at all.


15 posted on 05/19/2007 4:12:40 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: grey_whiskers

quit foolin’ around

this is series


16 posted on 05/19/2007 4:16:33 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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Don't you think that'd make a nice verbal beeyotch slap?
17 posted on 05/19/2007 4:17:49 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

we need that head up arse graphic

anyone have it?


18 posted on 05/19/2007 4:21:07 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: xzins

This reminds me of the law in post-WWI Hungary, which was briefly a Communist state between the wars. The Marxists passed a law that private bathrooms could be used by anyone who demanded it. This and other collectivist measures led to the overthrowal of the Marxists after 3 mos. Maybe the people of this country will grow a pair and do like the Hungarian people and throw out the current crop of Marxists and collectivists.


19 posted on 05/19/2007 4:49:15 PM PDT by attiladhun2 (Islam is a despotism so vile that it would warm the heart of Orwell's Big Brother)
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To: xzins

What’s sad is that once Bush’s amnesty is done, it wouldn’t surprise me if something like this would be next.

Is it too much to ask of the dems for them to do us all a favor and move forward with impeachment?? I can’t imagine Cheney selling out his country to Mexico. I think he would be a far better president at the moment!


20 posted on 05/19/2007 4:54:37 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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