Posted on 05/15/2007 4:36:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Okay, okay. I just can't help it. This whole impeachment fever thing on the left is really cracking me up bigtime. So here we go for the FOURTH time in a row with another DUFU edition on this topic. This time it is an impeachment singalong with words provided by that world famous songmeister and Freeper, Charles Henrickson. The first of his songs was inspired by the title of Sunday's DUFU edition, "Impeach! It's Now Or Never" and is titled, IT'S NOW OR NEVER (Time to impeach) sung to the tune of the Elvis hit, It's Now Or Never:
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
When I first saw Bush
And that evil Cheney
My life's been awful
My skies turned rainy
I've watched these six years
Chimpy's smirks and Dick's sneers
Now that we've won
Let's have some fun--
Impeach!
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
Just like a bad weed
Spreading rage enlarges
That's why we don't need
No stinking charges
Bush just needs kicking
And the clock is ticking
This ain't so tough
Make something up--
Impeach!
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait!
And the second and final of Songmeister Henrickson's impeachment songs is titled, Imagine There's Impeachment sung to the tune of Imagine:
Imagine there's impeachment--
It's easy if you're high.
No proof to slow us,
And no one asking why.
Imagine all of Congress
Voting to impeach. . . .
Imagine there's no Chimpy--
It isn't hard, DU.
No Rice and no Gonzales,
No Dick Cheney, too.
Imagine Karl the Traitor
Serving life at least. . . .
You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.
Imagine no more DUFUs--
I wonder if you can.
No need to read their humor
And laughter at our plans.
Imagine all the freepers
Feeling bad like us. . . .
You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKhtO8k0ILg&mode=related&search=
When PJ put up this title, Impeachment Fever, it got me thinking about another parody idea, but not that one.
BTW, connecting your idea with mine: Did you know that Miss Piggy was modeled, in appearance and name, after Peggy Lee, who, in her later years as a nightclub singer, always billed herself as "Miss" Peggy Lee? True.
Miss Peggy Lee haha! Thats great!
If Clintoon was good enough to drag the office of the presidency to such a low then why can't all future presidents be allowed to be that good? /s
That’s how DUmmies think!
Everything to the lowest common denominator.
Careful about those Snickers. We all learned from the Superbowl that Snickers lead to men kissing men, and then, ritualistic tearing of chest hair.
I don’t think so. I sounded horrible trying to sing “Imagine”, though your parodies are hilarious, as usual.
Oh, I know where you’re going, and I LOVE it Charles.
Our I-M-P-E-A-C-H-ment becomes final today
Condi and KKKarl, will be going away.
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