Posted on 05/07/2007 6:22:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Two candidates are running for the presidency of their country. One is anti-American and the other is pro-American. So you would definitely root for the victory of the pro-American candidate, right? Well, yes but only if you are a NORMAL American. If you are a DUmmie or similar Leftwing loon then you would mourn the victory of the pro-American candidate as you can see in this THREAD titled, "BREAKING NEWS: Sarkozy has won French presidential elections." It's a sad time for the DUmmies. Not only is the most anti-American nation in Europe now headed by a leader friendly to us but things are looking up in Iraq in terms of high ranking Al Qaeda leaders being eliminated. The general rule is that the sadder the look on Dingy Harry's face, the better things are for America. So let us now watch the DUmmies angrily mourn the rise of pro-Americanism in France in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if we can finally question their patriotism, is in the [brackets]:
BREAKING NEWS: Sarkozy has won French presidential elections. Ahead with 53-55 %
[Dingy Harry wept.]
According to exit polls Nicolas Sarkozy is set to become France's new President.
[And exit polls are NEVER wrong. Remember that DUmmies.]
When does the violence start?
[Posted the HOPEFUL DUmmie in the very first reply.]
Exit polls mean crap.
[Except when they show Jean Kerry winning.]
Wonder If Rove Helped Him Rig The Poles?
[And we have the first Rove election conspiracy post!]
There's another hour before polls close
[I BEEEELEEEEEEVEEE!!!]
This is great, just when the UK gets ready for a new PM, the French elect someone who'll probably be more then willing to replace Britsh troops with their own soldiers in Iraq.
[Things are just NOT WORKING out for the DUmmies.]
Sarkozy strikes me as very authoritarian
[Whereas you consider Hugo Chavez to be a mere Bolivaran democrat.]
Jesus, what is wrong with this f*cking planet.
[Perhaps it's time for you to consider moving to an Alternate Universe.]
Sarkozy's vote on electronic voting machine is better than average - anyone surprised?
[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the French election.]
I suspect the Socialist party is going to become even more fractured than it is already. Not a recipe for success.
[Mourned the DUmmie.]
I swear to God this shit is starting to sound like a progressive version of the John Birch Society. As if conservatism were some kind of spooky worldwide conspiracy controlled by Bush, Cheney, and "the Corporations." Such hysterics are just as wrong now as they were when conservatives invoked them to justify McCarthyism for national security reasons and the Vietnam War based on the domino theory.
[The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy is EVERYWHERE!]
I won't shout fraud yet
[Okay, we'll wait a minute until you do.]
I just know that Sarkozy will bring the wrong kind of change.
[Like changing to a pro-American foreign policy.]
The worrying thing is that he might do a Thatcher on the French economy.
[Meaning he will IMPROVE it.]
The elections were rigged
[Copy that for pasting on every post following a conservative election victory.]
Sarkozy looks like another Napolean Bonaparte.
[Please remind him to place his hand on his tummy for his official portrait.]
SO HEARTBREAKING TO ME!! I WAS JUST THERE FOR 1 MONTH IN FRANCE LAST MONTH.. AND EVERYONE I ASKED WERE FOR ROYAL..
[Apparently you only talked to French DUmmies.]
My 84 year old father-in-law just talked with me from Touleuse France. He is shitting his pants and you should hear him "merde" this and "merde" that, and "il est un fascist."
[You need to send your father-in-law a box of heavy doody Depends.]
So many have tried to warn people this is a global phenomenon. But it was easier and safer to think it was all those "ignorant, fat Americans". Well, welcome to the New World Order, garçons et filles. Electronic voting is the Global Fascist's best friend. Now you know how it happened here.
[And yet the electronic voting victory of Hugo Chavez was somehow legit.]
Do you have any background in Bush and the neocons? If you did, you'd know rigged elections are entirely part of their arsenal. Don't be naive. The people who arestating this are NOT "tinfoilers". The people who refuse to accept the possibility are ignorant of the people with whom we're dealing.
[Your extra-large tinfoil hat is obviously shading out all rational thought.]
France should be so lucky. If what I recently read is true, France now has the worst economy in western Europe thanks to it's socialist government's economic schemes and it's self-destructive communist-led labor parties.
Of course that's exactly what Dummiesand KOmmies want for America, the worse the economy becomes in any country the better it is for advancing the socialist/communist agenda.
You mean he's short and parts his hair funny? I hadn't noticed.
I was actually encouraged to see the results of this election, until the first thing that was reported about his statements was that he was calling for America to take the global lead to stop environmental change.
Doesn’t sound that conservative to me, more like a “not as left as the opponent.”
Thought it was a catfish until it got to the boat and took off again, my daughter was so excited she wanted to have it mounted.
I talked her into releasing it so I could get hold of it myself later this summer...
She suspected my ulterior motives, I didn't raise any stupid kids when it comes to fishing etiquette.
Nothing gets a kid more interested in fishing than having a good day at it quickly. I think you just made her a fisherman-for-life.
And the funny thing is they push their agenda as the solution.
But things don’t ever get better with their agenda. It just gets worse.
Until everyone is equally poor.
When are the gazillions of idiots in this country going to get a clue?
“he was calling for America to take the global lead to stop environmental change.”
WOW! Sounds like my kind of guy! To STOP all this nonsense? Great!
Yep, they love to fish. Don’t like the live bait vs. hook thing yet, but I did get her to put a couple of worms on herself last night, so that was a big hurdle overcome.
What does Poland have to do with the French election?
Odd that they should ask such a question, since muzzie violence was rampant under Chiraq.
Meaning he thinks people should be arrested for setting cars on fire.
You keep telling us it's global warming. You don't sound so sure of yourself now.
Oh, the irony of that statement.
I'm convinced of it.
Right along with controlling hurricanes, flying airplanes into buildings, making John Kerry say stupid crap, and so on, and so on, and so on...
There's just nothing you can add to this one to make it any funnier. I just bust out laughing every time I see it.
Besides, Sarkozy is ethnically Hungarian, not Polish.
Yes dear, that may be, but at least the dead don't vote for conservatives. And College Republicans only vote once, unlike their vile smelling college know-it-all hippie counterparts.
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