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DUmmie FUnnies 05-03-07 ("General Motors: A New Sponsor of the Rush Limbaugh Show")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 3, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/03/2007 4:22:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When I heard yesterday on the Rush Limbaugh show that he had picked up General Motors as a sponsor, I just KNEW it would drive the DUmmies NUts. I was proven correct as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "General Motors: A New Sponsor of the Rush Limbaugh Show." What drives the Left crazy is that after their big push to contact sponsors in order to Hush Rush, a big new sponsor is ADDED to the Rush Limbaugh show. It appears that the Hush Rush game plan just isn't working. So let us now watch the DUmmies express their utter frustration in silencing Rush by hitting his sponsors in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, predicting a big sales surge for GM, is in the [brackets]:

General Motors: A New Sponsor of the Rush Limbaugh Show

[So stripping away Rush's sponsors really seems to be working...NOT!]

Caught a little of the Pigman while at lunch. He was bragging that they have a new sponsor, General Motors. Don't know why a company like GM would want to be associated with this ass-pickle and his racist, divisive show, but...I'm glad I caught it. I'm in the market for a new car, and even though it's doubtful I'd buy one of their POS cars, this seals it.

[You weren't going to buy a GM car in the first place. Most liberals, if they have a few bucks, will drive either Mercedes or Beamers and if they lack sufficient funds, they tend to drive either rice burners or tricycles.]

I'm writing a letter to their corporate headquarters, and to all the local GM dealerships to ask if they are going to begin playing "Barrack the Magic Negro" in their showrooms. I also want to make sure they know that I'm going to encourage everyone that I know to pick another auto-maker when searching for a vehicle.

[Despite your pathetic efforts, I predict a huge SURGE in GM sales as a result of advertising on Rush.]

I particularly like the idea of asking them if they're going to play Barack the Magic Negro in their showrooms.

[No more likely than they would play the parody song of Ted Kennedy singing from underwater after driving off a bridge.]

Reverend Sharpton? You listening?

[Tawana Brawley? You listening?]

I just fired off a letter to my local GM dealership. Just put in your zip code and find a dealership near you. Most have a website and email contact address.

[DUAC! DUAC! BTW, whatever happened to all those dopey DUAC assignments that were once so prevalent in DUmmieland?]

This is a test. How many letters, e-mails, faxes and phone-calls can we generate. There are over 100,000 DU members. It would be disappointing if GM only gets a half-dozen calls.

[This is a test. It will be no more successful than all the other failed DUAC projects.]

they have been a sponsor for InSanity for quite a while even let him run their car give-away contest. at that point - no more GM autos in this household

[Even though you didn't own one in the first place.]

Rush on the other hand goes over a whole other line. He's advocated death for individuals more than once, he routinely spouts the most vile racist hate, he goes personal, very personal. Rush goes out of his way to encourage the psychos to take deadly action against the target of the day. Rush's goal is to get someone killed and bring back the "good ol' days" of lynching anyone who isn't a white "christian".

[And of course you will provide transcripts of Rush proving your wacko assertions? We'll wait until the next millenium for you to find them.]

I've noticed a lot of people calling Hannity just to ask for a Ruth's Chris gift certificate.

[Hey Sean! Could you send me a Ruth's Chris gift certificate?]

Rush is a unique situation to me because of the racism and death talk factor.

[And of course you heard Rush second and third-hand from sources like TakeBackTheMedia.]

Does GM think they'll fly under the radar sponsoring this garbage? I mean we do have the internets!

[I mean we do have the butterfly nets!]

And rightwingers are, by nature, REALLY STUPID. This was a MAJOR dumb move. I'll be writing to them as well. They think their sales have been bad lately? Just wait.

[...For GM sales to suddenly SURGE.]

ACTION ALERT - Lots of contact numbers and emails in here!!

[DUAC! DUAC!]

I wouldn't think freepers would want to have their precious lying, brainwash show be sponsored by a car company who has John Melloncamp's song playing all the time.

[Strange but I didn't notice the Freepers up in arms over this.]

I'm going to call in and tell them Takebackthemedia.com might be on the warpath again, thanks for posting. As an owner of a 1968 Chevy Impala, this makes me SICK.

[I'm going to call them and threaten them with Takebackthemedia.com.]

Good thing I don't buy cars from American car companies.

[Feel the patriotism!]

Giving me yet another reason to buy Hyundai...

[As stated above, DUmmies have a preference for rice burners over AMERICAN cars.]

Another reason to buy a Prius

[Another reason to buy a Pious.]

I will never by a GM product evey again!

[Which you never did in the first place.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; generalmotors; rushlimbaugh
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1 posted on 05/03/2007 4:22:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/03/2007 4:23:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5!


3 posted on 05/03/2007 4:24:12 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Big dog, big dog, bow-wow-wow! We'll crush crime, now, now, now!)
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To: PJ-Comix

5?


4 posted on 05/03/2007 4:28:34 AM PDT by Condor51 (Rudy makes John Kerry look like a Right Wing 'Gun Nut' Extremist)
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To: PJ-Comix
TOP 10!!!!!!!!
5 posted on 05/03/2007 4:29:58 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("Proudly keeping one iron boot on the necks of libertarian faux 'conservatives' since 1958!")
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5!


6 posted on 05/03/2007 4:30:01 AM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe.)
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I like the guy that has the ‘68 Impala. That was my fist car, when I got my drivers license in 1976. I paid $200 for it then.


7 posted on 05/03/2007 4:30:37 AM PDT by RobFromGa (This tagline intentionally left blank.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He's advocated death for individuals more than once, he routinely spouts the most vile racist hate, he goes personal, very personal. Rush goes out of his way to encourage the psychos to take deadly action against the target of the day. Rush's goal is to get someone killed and bring back the "good ol' days" of lynching anyone who isn't a white "christian".

Boy! What an absolute fool. Spouting nonsense about a radio show he obviously has never listened to for a single minute.

Otherwise, I have been listening for 18 years and the one show I missed Rush went nuts.

8 posted on 05/03/2007 4:31:53 AM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: PJ-Comix
As an owner of a 1968 Chevy Impala, this makes me SICK.

He's planning to build a tinfoil time machine to go back and demand a refund.

9 posted on 05/03/2007 4:32:35 AM PDT by Rocko
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...as an owner of a 1968 Chevy Impala, this makes me SICK...


10 posted on 05/03/2007 4:32:55 AM PDT by Byron_the_Aussie (http://www.iwo.com/heroes.htm)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

BASTARD! You dumped me from a natural Top 5 to a Business Top 5 :-)


11 posted on 05/03/2007 4:34:32 AM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe.)
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I would like to know how many GM products these morons own now, and the guy with the 68 Impala doesn’t count. Between me and my wife, my two best friends and their wives and my in laws we own 9 GM trucks Suv’s and one car. LOL!
12 posted on 05/03/2007 4:35:34 AM PDT by nativist (Weigh into them!)
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LOL!!! Does this mean you're now going to sit down and bash out a lengthy, prolix mani-manifesto about how today ended up being The Day Everything Changed...? ;)
13 posted on 05/03/2007 4:37:06 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("Proudly keeping one iron boot on the necks of libertarian faux 'conservatives' since 1958!")
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To: N. Theknow

I once knew a liberal who swore that Rush was constantly praising Hitler on his show. I asked if he ever actually LISTENED to Rush and the liberal told me he didn’t have to since OTHER people told him what Rush supposedly said. I bet those other people also “heard” this second or third-hand.


14 posted on 05/03/2007 4:38:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Rocko
He's planning to build a tinfoil time machine to go back and demand a refund.

Tinfoil time machine. Awesome.

15 posted on 05/03/2007 4:42:18 AM PDT by Squeako (ACLU: "Only Christians, Boy Scouts and War Memorials are too vile to defend.")
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I bet those other people also “heard” this second or third-hand.

I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!

And we're supposed to be the 'sheeple'?

16 posted on 05/03/2007 4:43:31 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix
Another reason to buy a Prius
You mean there was one before this?
17 posted on 05/03/2007 4:47:54 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: RobFromGa

I made my drivers lisence in 1967 in a 1966 Impala convertible


18 posted on 05/03/2007 4:51:21 AM PDT by Kaslin (Fred Thompson for President 2008)
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To: PJ-Comix

“This is a test. How many letters, e-mails, faxes and phone-calls can we generate. There are over 100,000 DU members. It would be disappointing if GM only gets a half-dozen calls. “

100,000 members, huh..well, let’s take away those that have been tombstoned..that knocks it down to maybe 10,000, then take away the freeper trolls, that knocks it down to maybe 3,000, take away those registered but never go to the site and they’re down to 1,000..take away those registered who can’t believe they registered at the site and they’re down to 500..so, if all 500 protest, who will notice????


19 posted on 05/03/2007 4:55:00 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie

LOL....


20 posted on 05/03/2007 4:59:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns don't kill people. None of my guns ever left the house at night and killed anyone.)
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