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WaPo's Milbank: Gonzales Aide 'Pudgy and Jowly,' Speaks 'In a Nerdy Voice'
NewsBusters.org ^ | 3/30/2007 | NewsBusters

Posted on 03/30/2007 8:59:29 AM PDT by Mike Bates

In today's Washington Post, Dana Milbank strikes a blow for objective journalism in his "Taking One for the Team, When He Could Remember."

Kyle Sampson, former aide to Attorney General Gonzales, testified Thursday before the Senate Judiciary Committee. Cutting to what genuinely matters, Milbank writes: "Sampson was indeed a bit pudgy and jowly, and he spoke in a nerdy voice that sounded strange coming from a man whose combative e-mails had been released by the Justice Department in recent weeks."

This isn't the first time Milbank felt the urge to call a Republican a nerd. He said U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. was one when Alito was nominated. As I pointed out at the time, it's not likely Milbank himself would be confused for James Bond.

Milbank also highlighted how many times Mr. Sampson's memory failed him during the seven hours of testimony: "He used the phrase 'I don't remember' a memorable 122 times."

That may be memorable, but it's hardly a Washington record. Former President Bill Clinton, in his Paula Jones' deposition, couldn't remember 267 times. Of course, Clinton didn't say "I don't remember" that many times, only 71. He offered some variety with not recalling, not recollecting, not having any memory, not having direct knowledge and not having any idea. Clinton, who in high school was a drum major and won first chair in the state band's saxophone section, could never be accused of nerdiness.

Not by Dana Milbank, anyway. That characterization seems reserved for Republicans.


TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: gonzales; kylesampson; msm; usattorney; wapo

1 posted on 03/30/2007 8:59:30 AM PDT by Mike Bates
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To: Mike Bates

Dana is a woman's name. He prefers men doesn't he?


2 posted on 03/30/2007 9:02:22 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: Holicheese
Gee, I wouldn't think so.

3 posted on 03/30/2007 9:08:23 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Mike Bates

It's time to smash and wreck things...


4 posted on 03/30/2007 9:09:43 AM PDT by johnny7 ("We took a hell of a beating." -'Vinegar Joe' Stilwell)
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To: Mike Bates
Nerd...would definitely be a big step UP for Dana Milbank!
5 posted on 03/30/2007 9:14:28 AM PDT by top 2 toe red (~*~ All we have to do is save the Cheerleader?!?!? ~*~)
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To: top 2 toe red

And he'd need a personal trainer full time I'd bet.


6 posted on 03/30/2007 9:15:31 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Mike Bates

Then these lefties are upset at anyone who puts down the appearance of one of their pro abortion heros like Hillary or Grandma Nancy.


7 posted on 03/30/2007 9:19:24 AM PDT by TNCMAXQ
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To: Mike Bates

How tolerant, diverse and inclusive of Ms. Milbank.


8 posted on 03/30/2007 9:23:00 AM PDT by sappy
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To: Mike Bates
Sounds like DANA hasn't progressed much beyond the sandbox mentally. What's next? Is he going to call Dick Cheney a "pee-pee head" and say Condeleeza Rice has "cooties"?
9 posted on 03/30/2007 9:29:27 AM PDT by Quick or Dead (Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms - Aristotle)
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To: sappy

Pluralistic, too.


10 posted on 03/30/2007 9:42:52 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: top 2 toe red

"Geek" would also be a step up for Miss Dana.


11 posted on 03/30/2007 9:45:19 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: Cecily

As would "dweeb."


12 posted on 03/30/2007 9:47:14 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Quick or Dead
What's next? Is he going to call Dick Cheney a "pee-pee head"

He already done worse. This is not a photoshop. It's a photo of him on Olberdumb's show after Cheney shot Mr. Whittington.


13 posted on 04/05/2007 10:00:18 PM PDT by Carling (It's Danny, Sir)
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