Posted on 03/23/2007 5:06:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
(In response to my request for song parodies based on the theme of the House In Disarray, I received several great ones, including these three. The first and last one are by Charles Henrickson and the second one listed here is by Doug From Upland. So sit back and follow the bouncing ball as you sing along. First up is Henrickson's There Is A House In Disarray (House of the Rising Sum) sung to the tune of House of the Rising Sun.)
There is a House in disarray
On a Hill in Washington
And it's been the doin' of Nancy and her boys
But, man, you know it's fun!
Well, Nancy is the Speaker
She brings the gavel down
You know that she's not smilin'
Although her face can't frown
Now the only thing that's strong enough
To make her eyelids blink
Is a visit to her office from
Her friends they call Code Pink
{Organ solo}
Oh, Nancy, tell your members
Not to stop what they've begun:
Spend their time and not our treasury
In the House of the Rising Sum
'Cause when the Dems are fightin'
And split among themselves
Their stupid tax-and-spend bills
Get put back on the shelf
Well, there is a House in disarray
On a Hill in Washington
And it's been the doin' of Nancy and her boys
But, man, you know it's fun!
(And now for the Disarray song by Doug From Upland sung to the tune of Cabaret...)
When they took over, they thought they'd have fun...it would all be okay
But they are clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray
They wanted Stretch Face to change everything...right wing, out of her way
But they are clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray
Drive off a bridge, bucks in the fridge
They are a group of lowlife losers
Liars, cheaters, scumbag boozers
Mad Maxine Waters will burn the place down if she doesn't get her way
They are so clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray
Drive off a bridge, bucks in your fridge
They are a group of lowlife losers
Liars, cheaters, scumbag boozers
They are in power, now what will they do...just like children they will play
They are so clueless, yes indeed
They are so clueless, yes indeed
They are so clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray
(And finally we finish up with Charles Henrickson's Rats On The Floor, What's With You? Sing this to the tune of Car 54, Where Are You? Are you ready? Then follow the bouncing ball and a one and a two and a...)
There's an uproar in the House
A new chair to reappoint
There's a bill stuck in committee
Waxman's nose is out of joint
Murtha's mouth's been redeployed
Rangel's gettin' real annoyed--
'Rats on the floor, what's with you?
There's a plan to start the draft
Nancy's broken out the whip
There's a caucus getting raucous
Barney let the "F" word slip
There's a list that we've compiled
Of the Democrats gone wild--
'Rats on the floor, what's with you?
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didn't we already do this?
PING!
Not in the DUFUs.
bttt
With that pic the MOD should add a (BARF) warning to the thread title. BBBLLLEEECCCCHHH!
Top 10
Top 10, but only because I was pimping this over at my blog and singing one of the Reverend's efforts (I don't know the other two tunes enough to even attempt to mangle them :-)
That picture made me squirm.
Bad dreams tonight.
Don't you think the photo looks like a rabid Geena Davis, sort of? It did to me....
One of these days, I will (after all, I'm now walking distance from the local library, and like the idiots they are, they insist on undercutting Blockbuster).
Well, we do have the infamous Rabid Chipmunk pic of Hillary.
Why did you make me go look at that picture again, just to answer, "I don't know, maybe?" :o)
Christ Almighty!!!
Her face looks like something out of the movie "Brazil"
LOL! Another classic! :-)
Thanks for the ping! :-)
Oh give me a House that is run by a louse...with a face that's stretched tight as a drum
Where arguing rules...they are such leftist fools
The entire Black Caucus is scum
Yes, they are deranged...all these characters are very strange
With his wink and nudge, Barney Frank's Mr. Fudge
For the Dems, their corruption won't change
They favor retreat that will lead to defeat...for Islamists they'll open the door
They do things by poll...they would sell off their soul
In political terms they are whores
Yes, they are deranged...all these characters are very strange
With his wink and nudge, Barney Frank's Mr. Fudge
For the Dems, their corruption won't change
One has cold hard cash...in his freezer it's stashed... but he still isn't facing the law
Just ask any Dem...rules are not for them
Such arrogance we never saw
Yes, they are deranged...all these characters are very strange
With his wink and nudge, Barney Frank's Mr. Fudge
For the Dems, their corruption won't change
With his wink and nudge, Barney Frank's Mr. Fudge
For the Dems, their corruption won't change
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