Jealous Astronaut Video

A Valentine's present for those that know how to laugh at the absurdity of love gone wrong.

1 posted on 02/14/2007 11:25:30 AM PST by anymouse

To: KevinDavis; Shuttle Shucker; Aeronaut

2 posted on 02/14/2007 11:26:13 AM PST by anymouse

bttt for later viewing!

3 posted on 02/14/2007 11:26:59 AM PST by proud American in Canada ("We can, and we will prevail.")

To: proud American in Canada

4 posted on 02/14/2007 11:30:07 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (Causing global warming is so easy, even a caveman could do it...)

To: RightWhale; Brett66; xrp; gdc314; anymouse; NonZeroSum; jimkress; discostu; The_Victor; ...

5 posted on 02/14/2007 6:17:56 PM PST by KevinDavis (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual ways of preserving peace” – George Washington)

You know you've hit rock bottom when you see yourself parodied like this on the net.

6 posted on 02/14/2007 6:21:26 PM PST by LibKill (ENOUGH! Take the warning labels off everything and let Saint Darwin do his job.)

I love this country, I really do. Where else could this happen? :)

7 posted on 02/14/2007 6:30:05 PM PST by sig226 (See my profile for the democrat culture of corruption list.)

Only in America......

8 posted on 02/14/2007 6:31:26 PM PST by KevinDavis (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual ways of preserving peace” – George Washington)

Sing sing along:

Houston you have a problem...
Houston you have a problem

She flew with eagles high in the sky
A NASA sweetheart with stars in her eyes
Aboard the shuttle all was fine
But back on earth -- she lost her mind.

She's the jealous astronaut
Didn't she know that she'd get caught?
She's the jealous astronaut
She's in love!

She flew head over heels for a cute flyboy
Then ditched her family for her new toy
A younger girl came and ruined her plan
Murder was the only way to keep her man.

She's the jealous astronaut
Didn't she know that she'd get caught?
She's the jealous astronaut.

She's in love!!

She left Houston and drove straight through the night
She wore NASA diapers - THAT AIN'T RIGHT!
A wig
A BB gun
A long trench-coat
And rubber hose
to strangle her throat
She got to Orlando with revenge in her heart
She knew that day that she'd get that tart
She shot her with a blast of pepper spray
She blew her career But made her day!

She's the jealous astronaut
Didn't she know that she'd get caught?
She's the jealous astronaut.

She's in love!!

LoL!

9 posted on 02/14/2007 11:06:30 PM PST by Red Steel

She's still getting some significant press coverage:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/metro/4562119.html

10 posted on 02/18/2007 12:08:28 PM PST by Shuttle Shucker

To: KevinDavis; Shuttle Shucker; Aeronaut

11 posted on 02/23/2007 9:42:19 AM PST by anymouse

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