DUmmie FUnnies 02-13-07 (Loony Edwards Blogger "Quits" Campaign)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 13, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[soccermom]

"Swiftcrossing...I kinda like it. It's certainly better than putting "gate" after every scandal that comes along." Yep, it reminds me of Washington crossing the Delaware to kick some butt! I like that characterization and I think we'll take it! Thanks, KOS crowd! We'll be "swiftcrossing" your candidates from now on.

[redgolum]

Wow. That is rather sick.

[Mr. Silverback]

He's dead, Jim.

Ah, but he hadn't even been born yet when Sheriff Bart uttered that immortal line, "For my next impression, Jesse Owens!"

If Mel Brooks can do it, surely a humorist of my caliber is allowed some leeway. :-)

[Palladin]

Good analysis of the whole incident.

My pet name for John Edwards is no longer "Breck Girl".

It's "Mr. Hot 'n' Sticky".

[nina0113]

We'll just have to wait out the attack; rest assured we'll be back to normal as soon as possible.

Mandy [I bet she HATES that], you couldn't spell "normal" on your best day ever.

[finnman69]

Amanda Marcotte

[finnman69]

Marcotte is clearly a kooky cat girl. she also has a fetish for stereotypical 50's cartoons of women.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/amandamarcotte/

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

She looks exactly like this guy:

[hsalaw]

It's hard to imagine Amanda agreeing to get fired as part of some charade. "Unless there was a sizable $$$ resignation bonus involved.]"

Oh, no f****** way! No f****** way would Amanda just f****** do somef******thing just for the f****** money! Amanda has too f****** many f****** principles for that! (I feel like I'm in the Team America movie. Fun movie, but vulgar.)

[finnman69]

Kooky Kat Lady Amanda

[redstates4ever]

Here she is, Amanda Marcotte. Ain't she a honey?

[hsalaw]

BTW, the FUnnie thing here is that Elizabeth's sense of feminism has gone out of style since she picked it up in the 1970s.

Actually, to my horror, I think it's back. SanFranNan Pelosi complained that the USAF wouldn't give her a great big plane because she's a woman. I thought we were past all that crapola, but apparently the dems, feeling their power (or powerlessness) from the last election, have drug it back out and dusted it off. "It's because I'm a woman. Wahwahwahwah." Bah. I'm a woman, too, and I just don't buy it.

[hsalaw]

Here endeth the Apostates' Creed.

A perfect characterization of that screed.

[redstates4ever]

I know a guy who does Mary Tyler Moore, too.

[finnman69]

from Amanda's Flickr album

[socialismisinsidious]

This is why we have to retake the media and restore the fairness and equal time rules, as well as breaking up huge media conglomerates.

How about we implement fairness and equal time rules to Amanda and other such DUmmie blogs/websites. Look what they do when anyone disagrees with them (name call, tombstone, shut down websites), imagine how insane they would become if Amanda was forced to provide an opposing (sane) view on her website.

The only thing consistent with liberals is their hypocrisy.

[SusaninOhio]

I'm sorry she didn't stay on. I was so looking forward to the entertaining reads that would have spewn (spewed?) from her keyboard!

[imskylark]

"It's "Mr. Hot 'n' Sticky"."

Yuck!!!

[Mr. Silverback]

Sorry, can't do it in one sentence, but I can tell you what's up pretty succinctly. Marcotte writes for a blog called Pandagon. She is a typical hate-filled nutroots blogger, but she has managed to distinguish herself even among that group in her hatefulness toward Christians of all stripes, and Catholics in particular. Probably the post that best illustrates it is one where she compared the Holy Spirit to a sperm donation. Bill Donohue from the Catholic League busted her on this stuff.

Edwards is a moron. Hiring her while you're trying to win over the Heartland and South is like ANSWER hiring Donald Trump to edit a newsletter on capitalism.

[Alia]

High School Graduation pic? Submission photo for a coven try-out?

She looks about 15-17. Do you know?