A Fun Exercise About the Boston "Bomb Scare"

Rochester Pundit ^ | 2-5-07 | Rochester Pundit

[ensignsj]

As reported by CNN, "Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards "bomb-like" devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged transportation infrastructure in the city."

In case you missed that, the Assistant Attorney General said that "IF they had been explosive, THEY COULD HAVE damaged transportation infrastructure in the city."

Right.

Just like IF they were just lightboards depicting a cartoon character, THEY COULD be completely harmless; or

IF I was a millionare, I COULD sit around watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force smoking cigars all day (well, I guess I could do that anyway, but you get the idea); or

IF I had rockets on my shoes, I COULD fly around the city doing loop de loops; or

IF the Arizona Cardinals didn't suck so much, THEY COULD have gone to the Superbowl; or

IF WE DIDN'T LIVE IN A FREE SOCIETY, THE GOVERNMENT COULD STOP PEOPLE FROM DOING ANYTHING IT DIDN'T LIKE. (Please leave comments with your own favorite IF scenarios...maybe I'll send the best ones to Assistant Attorney General John Grossman)

[ensignsj]

This is funny. Leave your comments on the site with your own "if" scenarios...hehe

[weegee]

If Turner Broadcasting wasn't so smug, they could PAY for conventional advertising instead of hiring college kids to illegally install a guerilla ad campaign on public property.