Too Many Jews, Or Too Many Addled Peanut Farmers?

MND ^ | January 26, 2007 | By John Lillpop

[Nasty McPhilthy]

Say what you like about ex-president Jimmy Carter, the one undeniable fact is this: America’s 39th president is unstoppable when it comes to humiliating himself, the United States, the state of Georgia, Democrats, Southern Baptists, peanut farmers, and liberals in general.

He is the Eveready bunny of political foolishness!

In the latest kerfuffle involving America’s least favorite former son, Carter is alleged to have once complained there were “too many Jews” on the government’s Holocaust Memorial Council.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53954

One cannot know for sure, but it’s a safe bet that Carter also believes that:

* Too many sick people flock to emergency rooms and hospitals;

* Too many pregnant women attend Lamaze classes;

* Too many mentally ill people are seen by psychiatrists;

* Too many deceased people reside in graveyards;

* Too many Republicans attend GOP conventions; and

* Too many Christians worship Jesus Christ.

Besides making President Bush seem clever and former president Bill Clinton seem levelheaded by comparison, what possible motive could Carter have for opening his huge mouth or otherwise expressing himself in public venues?

All of which brings up the big question: Is America plagued by too many Jews, or by too many addled peanut farmers with delusions of grandeur?

[al baby]

I think carter is nuts

[randog]

Jimmuh should have stopped at hammering "habitats" together and stepped out of the limelight. Now he's gotta start all over building his legacy and there ain't much time left. This guy's like a gambler that won a jackpot only to put it all back.

[pandoraou812]

Dementia sounds nicer but nuts fits Carter exactly.

[Cheburashka]

In Alice in Wonderland the Mad Hatter is based on the fact that Mercury was used to make felt for hats, and the Mercury often poisoned hat makers, causing madness.

So what's the Mad Peanut Farmer's excuse?

[grey_whiskers]

Jimmuh Carter's words just made the news:
"Holocaust Council has too many Jews!"
Despite Jimmuh's smile
He's worse than senile
...and whenever he wins, we ALL lose!

Cheers!

[Sam Ketcham]

The man is senile... so he'll probably get another Nobel.