FOUR KILLED IN SAVAGE DOG ATTACK

Pierre the Yarn Snob ^ | January 23, 2007 | Ginger_nut

[kanawa]

Four Tulip 15cm Bamboo 2.75 needles were tragically
dismembered today leaving the sole survivor speechless.
The departed are believed to be victim to a vicious attack perpetrated
by an innocent and cute looking dog that goes by the
name "Pierre". Pierre, aka "The Yarn Snob", is well known for his
ability to destroy natural and luxury yarns, has now apparently
progressed to the more evil crime of needle-torturing. The below
image shows the wreckage he can cause to both needles and yarn
in a mere hour....

The spotty ladybug sock is currently in a stable condition, after
being taken to intensive care and being put on life support
consisting of four metal DPNs. The sole survivor of the family of
five needles will undertake rehab as a cable needle for some time.
Clean up crews are still trying to find pieces of the victims in the
vicinity of the carnage.

Below is an image of the perpetrator, taken earlier today, in which
he deceptively fakes a false respect for the knitted item. (Item is
completed sleeve from loopy mohair trim sweater). If you are
approached by this hound, please consider him to be fanged and
dangerous. Please watch your knitting at all times, and for
heaven's sake, please do not let it out by itself.

[kanawa]

Quite the yarn

[Issaquahking]

Talk about sensationalizing in headlines....

[andy58-in-nh]

I think your story is coming unraveled....

[End Times Sentinel]

There's a cat who lives in my house who eats ribbon.  Apparently, it's an excellent source of ribbon for a cat's diet.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Hooked by the headline...

[TBP]

I thought Savage's dog was a fuzzy little thing. Boy...

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Morbid curiosity forces me to ask, was actual cause of death karate chop-sticks?