Posted on 12/21/2006 11:51:45 AM PST by vimto
Here's some to begin with - including that Swampwoman fave….”Sleep in Heavenly pieces…
N2L’s faves…..All we are sayinnnnnng…is give explosives a channnnce. Oh it’s 1-2-3 what are we fighting for…don’t ask me I don’t give a d**n…next stop the promised land.
And my personal favorites… “Oh Little Hudna of GazaStrip …”
And, “Joy to the Cult…the bomb-vest’s here.”
Tis the season to bomb capitols, fa la la la la, la la la la
Bomb the temples and the churches, fa la la - la la la- la la la
Then complain of airport searches, fa la la la la- la la - la- laaaa!"
Better to pluck out your eyes,
Than to gaze at flabby thighs
Why? Don't ask and don't complain,
Or we'll flog you once again,
Hark! the veiled virgins sing,
Glory to Islamic things!
LOL!
Thats a crack up! Just what I was hoping for! 5 stars M'lady.
You made me spit my coffe out, first class. Wow I'm enjoying this!
We wish you a Bloody Jihad,
We wish you a Bloody Jihad,
We wish you a Bloody Jihad,
And a New Ca-li-phate!
Would you have believed
That we'd go so far?
My uncle Mohammed
Just blew up a car!
We wish you a Bloody Jihad,
We wish you a Bloody Jihad,
We wish you a Bloody Jihad,
And a New Ca-li-phate!
You do realize these will be compiled onto a CD with procedes to the Advancement of Islamic Humor Society? We've got Britney lined up. She could do withthe exposure (chortle, chortle!)
Now that would be a small get-together.
Codes on cell phones gleam,
Allah's name be praised,
Americans don't understand
cuz they just think I'm crazed...
OH... Jihad Boy! Jihad Boy! Jihad all the way
Many virgins wait for me I finally will get laid,
OH... Jihad Boy! Jihad Boy! Jihad all the way
Hope I push these buttons right or --"
Dhimme Dhimme Dhimme
That's what you gotta pay
And if you won't oblige us
We'll make you rue the day
I met a bunch of Dhimme's
They wouldn't lick my boots
And when we tried to kill them
Alas, turns out they shoot
So,Dhimme Dhimme Dhimme
We say that they opress
And people actually buy that
Thanks to the liberal press.
al Rudolph the red-nosed rainjihadi
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw him
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reinjihadists
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reinjihadi games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Abbas came to say:
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my Kassam Rocket tonight?
Then all the reinjihadis loved him
as they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph the red-nosed reinhadi,
you'll go down in misery.
Yeah Yeah- not real great- Boo's and Hisses welcome. http://sacredscoop.com
Excellent - right on the button...I'll republish on Nukes site soon.
That made me wonder if they blow themselves up because they are just bad shots.? Mmmm
No fair! I wanted to do one on Bethlehem.
They blow themselves up because of what they are. Splopydopes
Alaah bless you merry murderers
As you strap on your vests
Remember the Qoran avers
That what you do is blest
You'll get 72 virgins
For all of eternity
Their mothers will come visit you
And like absurdities
Oh, tidings of carnage and gore
Carnage and gore
Oh, tidings of caaarnage and gore
Those virgins will want chocolate
And then they will grow fat
They're stuck with you forever, too
Why did they deserve that?
And why is Heaven just a place
For you to fornicate?
Oh, well. Tidings of carnage and gore
Carnage and gore
Oh, tiiidings of caaaarnage and gore.
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