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DUmmie FUnnies 11-21-06 ("Rangel needs to be taken out in the 2008 primary")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 21, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/21/2006 6:04:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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You know that Thanksgiving tradition where the President pardons a White House turkey so it won't be slaughtered? I would like that tradition to be broken at least once. It would be great if the children of the White House staffers play with a turkey there. Then a few days later, in the middle of the White House Thanksgiving dinner, the President tells the kids:

"Hey! Remember that cute turkey you were playing with a few days ago? Guess what? You're eating it right now!"

81 posted on 11/21/2006 7:18:09 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: LUV W

That and I keep think of the final few pages where the pigs are playing poker...they end up becoming what they rebelled against in the first place.


82 posted on 11/21/2006 7:18:30 AM PST by txradioguy (Dec. 1st 2006 I become a third generation NCO.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Balanced out by the fact that there is less useless bone weight.

Bone weight is largely irrelevant in birds. You are paying for the labor. The producer can then send the legs to be smoked for some fair goer's kid to munch on and the rest of the bird to make over salted, mediocre turkey stock to be sold at a ridiculous price.

You would be far better buying the smallest bird you can find, carving out the breast section yourself (this takes about 45 seconds), and either making stock yourself or throwing the rest in the trash.

Making stock is a very under appreciated, easy, and cheap way to add incredible flavor to your food.

I don't want to sound like a food snob here but there are much better, easier, and cheaper ways to cook.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

83 posted on 11/21/2006 7:18:31 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: steve-b

My brother kept trying to convince me that Rangel only proposed it because that's what Republicans really wanted to do. *rolling my eyes* That kind of reasoning makes my head hurt.


84 posted on 11/21/2006 7:19:44 AM PST by ilovew (Rummy...the best Secretary of Defense ever.)
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To: LonePalm
Making stock is a very under appreciated, easy, and cheap way to add incredible flavor to your food.

I'll make turkey stock when I get a Caja China.

85 posted on 11/21/2006 7:22:55 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Rangel was on Michael Savage last night. Mike should have been more direct in his questioning (especially the way he cuts through Republican doubletalk).

It was clear that Rangel ONLY supports the draft as a way of decreasing support for ALL wars. He's made a lot of hay out of how Congressmen would be less likely to vote for wars if their kids COULD be in line to go but he would not even consider Michael Savage's suggestion that their kids be first in line for a draft. So in the end, Congress is STILL voting to send everyone else's kids to war (or using them as bait to NOT go to war).


86 posted on 11/21/2006 7:24:27 AM PST by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: LonePalm

It sounds like you should invite me to YOUR Thanksgiving dinner next year. However, I would be a lousy guest since I suffer severely from SAD (Seasonal Affected Depression) and NJ is far enough north at this time of year to make me very sad and gloomy.


87 posted on 11/21/2006 7:25:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Lx; PJ-Comix
The new final recommended cooking temperature for turkey breast is 165 vice the previous 170 degrees. This means you need to pull the turkey from the oven at about 157-159 degrees.

The problem here is that the legs and thighs will be slightly under done. Unless you are cooking a whole presentation bird, remove the leg/thigh units and put them in the oven about 10-15 minutes ahead of the rest of the bird.

If you like that lovely brown and crispy turkey/chicken/goose skin, thoroughly dry the bird before cooking. I use towels, paper towels and even a hair dryer. Also, run your hand gently under the skin to seperate it from the underlying breast meat but otherwise leave it in place. That skin is keeping your meat from drying out. It will also allow the fat under the skin to run off contributing to the crispyness. Rub the bird with Wesson oil and cook.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

88 posted on 11/21/2006 7:31:51 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rangel is a f*cking idiot.

Well, at least one DUmmie is right about something.

89 posted on 11/21/2006 7:33:17 AM PST by RockinRight (There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
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To: Lx

I hope you don't mind my asking, but what brine recipe do you use? I've decided to brine my turkey this year and have been researching different recipes.


90 posted on 11/21/2006 7:41:13 AM PST by Tucker822
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To: PJ-Comix

"It puts the pro-war idiots on the spot and makes people think"

Makes me think Rangel is an idiot.


91 posted on 11/21/2006 7:43:39 AM PST by imskylark
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To: RockinRight

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...


92 posted on 11/21/2006 7:49:34 AM PST by ilovew (Rummy...the best Secretary of Defense ever.)
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To: LonePalm
Another way to cook turkey is with LA CAJA CHINA. Drip pan below for capturing turkey juices for gravy.
93 posted on 11/21/2006 7:51:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Tucker822

Alton Brown's:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_8389,00.html
Works great!


94 posted on 11/21/2006 7:52:04 AM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Tucker822; Lx; PJ-Comix
Alton Brown's Good Eats Roast Turkey is a good place to start.

Once you understand the procedure, you can do variations. Make sure the cooked brine is COLD before you put in the bird. The kitchen trash can with two clean bags works real well for brining.

BTW - Do not skip the allspice berries and the candied ginger. They are available in the spice isle of your local magamart. Don't skimp on the salt because it is essential to the the flavor transfer into the meat.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

95 posted on 11/21/2006 7:54:20 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: steve-b

Wouldn't it be ironic if Rangel did get the bill passed and all the anti-war lefties would be forced into the military against their will?

Rangel in one fell swoop proves that he and others in the democratic party want to weaken the military by filling it with people that don't want to be there in order to make a political gain for his party. Nice move Charlie. The lefties will love you for it.

BTW - What war was every not started because of a draft?


96 posted on 11/21/2006 7:58:27 AM PST by Dutch Boy
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BTW - What war was every not started because of a draft?

Hmmm... well, I recall that things got tense in Europe in 1914, but the specter of having their relatives killed brought politicians to their senses.

Oh, wait, that didn't happen.

Well... how about the time JFK and LBJ figured that a few advisors and Special Forces were all we really wanted to send to Southeast Asia?

Oh, wait, that didn't happen either.

Somebody help me out here....

97 posted on 11/21/2006 8:00:35 AM PST by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: PJ-Comix

For Christmas or for Thanksgiving?


98 posted on 11/21/2006 8:07:36 AM PST by navynucmom (Yea I like President George W. Bush, Elvis Presley and Jack Bauer...so what?)
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To: PJ-Comix
How much ADDITIONAL time do I need if any?

Put a meat thermometer in the biggest one. You should be good at around 170 degrees internal temp.

99 posted on 11/21/2006 8:21:34 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" ? Anonymous)
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To: LimberJim; PJ-Comix
Shouldn't be a problem at all. Use the time given on the package, and make sure to preheat the oven.

That last part is key -- preheat the oven properly. Unless you've put a pizza stone or some bricks in the bottom of the oven to trap heat, wait 10 or 15 minutes after the oven says it is preheated to open it. You want the oven itself preheated, not just the air inside, which will just escape when you open the door anyway.

100 posted on 11/21/2006 8:40:17 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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