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DUmmie FUnnies 11-08-06 ("IMPEACH BUSH!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 8, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/08/2006 5:25:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix

In a weird way, the Democrat victories in the House and Senate yesterday were a good thing in the long run. Yeah, it's hard to see it now but already we see the beginnings of the big Democrat crackup as the loonies start elbowing their way around and come up against the professional Democrats. Such is the case that we see here in this DUmmie THREAD demanding to "IMPEACH BUSH!" When they find out that the impeachment process won't be happening RIGHT AWAY the DUmmies will screech about betrayal thus tearing the Democrats apart even more. Simultaneously we will see the DUmmies confronting the Hillary Machine in her bid for presidential nomination. Now that the DUmmies had a taste of success, they will demand that one of their own, NOT Hillary, receive the nomination. So stand by folks for a lot of upcoming fireworks from within the Democrats. In the meantime, let us now observe the DUmmies make their IMMEDIATE impeachment demands in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding himself that a two-year interregnum is not an eternity, is in the [brackets]:

IMPEACH BUSH!

[We won a few hours ago...LUNACY NOW!!!]

IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH!

[The one dimensional mind in all its glory.]

Impeach Bush? IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

[So you want Nancy Pelosi to start off by breaking her promise of no impeachment?]

And Cheney .... President Pelosi in '07 is the goal of 'WE THE PEOPLE ..." Make it happen ........................

[Sorry but in case you haven't noticed the Democrats still don't have the two-thirds of the Senate needed to convict. No President Pelosi in '07 or any other time.]

IMPEACH BUSH!

[Your disappointment will be FUn to watch. And you can't blame Bush when that doesn't happen. Your own Democrats will be getting flamed for that.]

That is a Good idea but possibly bad politics.

[Bad politics have never stopped the DUmmies before.]

Time's a wasting... Let's not delay this any further!

[Start picketing Nancy Pelosi when she doesn't start impeachment IMMEDIATELY.]

but Speaker Pelosi says NO! will she let have at his ass?

[You'll want to kick her ass if she does not break her promise.]

President Pelosi IMPEACH BUSH!

[Democrat civil war is going to be interesting.]

Let the subpoenas fly, Mr. Conyers, Mr. Rangel, Mr. Skelton .

[Yes. Let the public see these clowns in action. Great way to start off your return to power.]

Before it's too late! First order of bidness!

[Before it's too late! First order of bitterness!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2006electionresults; blameamericafirst; bushimpeachment; dummies; nancypelosi; socialisttakeover
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To: PJ-Comix; doug from upland; LUV W; cripplecreek; Purrcival; KJC1; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; ...
LORD OF THE MOONBATS

A group of boys are stranded on a deserted island. Before long, they divide up into two tribes. One tribe becomes a fierce, hate-filled bunch of maniacs, ready to attack whatever they see. They paint their bodies with warpaint and sharpen pointy sticks for spears. They yell a lot. They're known as "the Barking Moonbats."

The other tribe is led by two boys. One is a soft, pudgy type with glasses. His name is Karl, but the Moonbats derisively name him, "Repiggy." The other boy, the leader, is stronger and better looking. His name is George. The Moonbats absolutely HATE George. They can't STAND the fact that George has any power--instead, THEY should have all power on the island.

One day, through a series of circumstances, the Moonbats gain the advantage over Karl and George. But rather than going first for the softer target, Repiggy, they decide to go straight for the person they hate the most, George. They sense they have George trapped. Their inner bloodlust now boils to a fever pitch. Pounding their sticks on the ground, they begin a rhythmic chant; louder and louder they shout: "Kill the beast! Cut his throat! Spill his blood! Do him in!"

"Kill the beast! Cut his throat! Spill his blood! Do him in!"

"KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD! DO HIM IN!"

81 posted on 11/08/2006 7:30:31 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Where's my conch shell?)
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To: PJ-Comix
IMPEACH BUSH!

"KILL THE BEAST!"

82 posted on 11/08/2006 7:32:50 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Where's my conch shell?)
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To: Paradox

The best possible scenario for us (and the country, even though I prefer unity) is for Rangel's committee to try and pull the plug, with the Hillary wing and the GOP allying to smack it down. The fight withing the Dem caucus over this would look like the Jets and Sharks from "West Side Story" going at it in a phone booth.

Of course, ANY outcome that keeps the troops funded and allows them to win is one that will get me to stand up and cheer, even if the Dems get advantage out of it. Failure is not an otion in Iraq.


83 posted on 11/08/2006 7:34:29 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do haven't seen "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: PJ-Comix
IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH!

"KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD! DO HIM IN!"
"KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD! DO HIM IN!"
"KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD! DO HIM IN!"

84 posted on 11/08/2006 7:34:49 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Where's my conch shell?)
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To: Paradox
I know most Freepers probably dont, because it will make the Dems look good, but frankly, this War should NOT be about politics. I hope for the best outcome, regardless of who instigates it or even gets credit. In my heart and head, I'll know the truth anyways.

That's what I have been so sick of. For each party it's us v. them. It's all a big game to the pols and people with the DUmmie attitude. When it comes to war politics should not matter.

85 posted on 11/08/2006 7:35:36 AM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: visualops
Isn't Postum a coffee/chicory blend?

Postum is a caffeine-free beverage made from various grains. Mormons drink it cause they can't have caffeine. No coffee allowed.

SD

86 posted on 11/08/2006 7:38:55 AM PST by SoothingDave (Save the Cheerleader. Save the World.)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL. When I first clicked on this edition of the FUnnies, I wondered how long before they would be hollering Pelosi for President! They did it on the 4th post! LOL Move over, Shehag! Your groupies have a new hero!


87 posted on 11/08/2006 7:44:23 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for President Bush and our country.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm thinking that the Dem takeover of both the House and Senate is a good thing in the sense that it may be the only way Republicans have a chance for winning the White House in 2008.


88 posted on 11/08/2006 7:45:31 AM PST by sockhead (socialisim . . . where everyone is equal . . . equally bad off)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Actually, I was just over at the ABC News web-site, sent there because of a provocative title, "Who Will the Democrats Target?"

The DUmmies will be deeply saddened.

I read the whole thing up-and-down, and twice, to be sure I was reading correctly.

According to ABC News at least, they surely aren't going to target George Bush (or Karl Rove or Donald Rumsfeld, &c.).

The DUmmies will be deeply saddened.


89 posted on 11/08/2006 7:45:43 AM PST by franksolich (vote the DUmmie "IanDB1" for Top DUmmie of 2006)
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To: HungarianGypsy
For each party it's us v. them... When it comes to war politics should not matter.

Clearly the #1 concern is winning the war. However, I still hope to make the case that the war was won in spite of the Democrats' "cut and run" policies, not because of it.

90 posted on 11/08/2006 7:45:48 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Do they even take office till January??


91 posted on 11/08/2006 7:47:31 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for President Bush and our country.)
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To: cripplecreek

So Lucy doesn't need to pack up her football and go home just yet.


92 posted on 11/08/2006 7:48:33 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for President Bush and our country.)
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To: Ronbo4027
They cannot be allowed to have power.

They already have it. But not to worry, keeping it is the next thing. We'll let them play grownup for 2 years.

93 posted on 11/08/2006 7:52:22 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for President Bush and our country.)
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To: areafiftyone

Poor Nancy. She never learned the old adage "Be careful what you pray for..." 'cause now she's gonna get it (and probably regret it).


94 posted on 11/08/2006 7:52:49 AM PST by ssaftler
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To: ssaftler

I'm hoping the ultra leftists will give her a hard time. If I know them, once the smell of victory has left their dirty noses they will start to realize that she is NOT on their side in everything they want and THAT is when they will start attacking her.


95 posted on 11/08/2006 7:54:40 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers - Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason)
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To: Democratshavenobrains
I guess these tards don't remember the weeks leading up to the election where Dims were saying impeachment is off the table.

I think they thought she really didn't mean it. They are so used to lying, they just assumed Spooker Pelosi and Insane Majority Leader Reid were lying, too.

96 posted on 11/08/2006 7:55:24 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for President Bush and our country.)
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To: Roses0508

I thought about that. I wonder what happened to the media's drumbeat about Machine glitches. I bet they aren't talking about it today.


97 posted on 11/08/2006 7:58:57 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for President Bush and our country.)
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To: PJ-Comix

In a weird way it's going to be interesting to watch what the DUmmies do now that they're in the game.

For years they've been like little T.O.'s, standing on the sidelines shrieking "give me the ball!"

Okay, they have the ball. Now the whole country will see what you get when you elect democrats.


98 posted on 11/08/2006 8:02:21 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LORD OF THE MOONBATS

We're going to have to wait for two years (at least) for that ship to find us and rescue us from ourselves.

99 posted on 11/08/2006 8:06:14 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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To: franksolich

I tend to agree with you, frank. It almost feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders this morning. I guess the stress of the election, and the feeling of responsibility to the rest of the country and our troops to not let these idiots get in office. But we did all we could up to the election, we voted, now its up to them. But it almost feels like we have turned a cherished and fragile possession over to a bunch of destructive 5 year olds. Thank God for President Bush. I hope he has the cajones to know how to keep them in check and not let our troops down. I wish we had President Reagan right now. And I hope Bush doesn't come out groveling to them.


100 posted on 11/08/2006 8:08:49 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for President Bush and our country.)
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