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DUmmie FUnnies 11-08-06 ("IMPEACH BUSH!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 8, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/08/2006 5:25:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix

In a weird way, the Democrat victories in the House and Senate yesterday were a good thing in the long run. Yeah, it's hard to see it now but already we see the beginnings of the big Democrat crackup as the loonies start elbowing their way around and come up against the professional Democrats. Such is the case that we see here in this DUmmie THREAD demanding to "IMPEACH BUSH!" When they find out that the impeachment process won't be happening RIGHT AWAY the DUmmies will screech about betrayal thus tearing the Democrats apart even more. Simultaneously we will see the DUmmies confronting the Hillary Machine in her bid for presidential nomination. Now that the DUmmies had a taste of success, they will demand that one of their own, NOT Hillary, receive the nomination. So stand by folks for a lot of upcoming fireworks from within the Democrats. In the meantime, let us now observe the DUmmies make their IMMEDIATE impeachment demands in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding himself that a two-year interregnum is not an eternity, is in the [brackets]:

IMPEACH BUSH!

[We won a few hours ago...LUNACY NOW!!!]

IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH!

[The one dimensional mind in all its glory.]

Impeach Bush? IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

[So you want Nancy Pelosi to start off by breaking her promise of no impeachment?]

And Cheney .... President Pelosi in '07 is the goal of 'WE THE PEOPLE ..." Make it happen ........................

[Sorry but in case you haven't noticed the Democrats still don't have the two-thirds of the Senate needed to convict. No President Pelosi in '07 or any other time.]

IMPEACH BUSH!

[Your disappointment will be FUn to watch. And you can't blame Bush when that doesn't happen. Your own Democrats will be getting flamed for that.]

That is a Good idea but possibly bad politics.

[Bad politics have never stopped the DUmmies before.]

Time's a wasting... Let's not delay this any further!

[Start picketing Nancy Pelosi when she doesn't start impeachment IMMEDIATELY.]

but Speaker Pelosi says NO! will she let have at his ass?

[You'll want to kick her ass if she does not break her promise.]

President Pelosi IMPEACH BUSH!

[Democrat civil war is going to be interesting.]

Let the subpoenas fly, Mr. Conyers, Mr. Rangel, Mr. Skelton .

[Yes. Let the public see these clowns in action. Great way to start off your return to power.]

Before it's too late! First order of bidness!

[Before it's too late! First order of bitterness!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2006electionresults; blameamericafirst; bushimpeachment; dummies; nancypelosi; socialisttakeover
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL. DUmmie wars will soon begin when the DUmmies realize that they do not have a 'liberal' majority. They'll start thinking some Rats are Rovian agents and hilarity will ensue.

Rove! You magnificent bastard!
41 posted on 11/08/2006 6:26:36 AM PST by varyouga ("Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control" - DU 10-24-06)
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To: Mr. Silverback

In April 2000 I was depressed when the government agents kidnapped Elian Gonzalez and sent him back to Cuba. However, as a result of that kidnapping, Bush NOT Gore was elected President a few months later since it tipped just enough votes against the Democrats as a result. Look at the long view. This is just an interregnum.


42 posted on 11/08/2006 6:27:13 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Mr. Silverback
You know, I could understand the whole impeachment thing if they had won by huge margins, but none of these seats were won by more then a few percentage points. It would be very irresponsible for any of them to beat that drum unless they are looking to be a one termer.
43 posted on 11/08/2006 6:27:35 AM PST by retrokitten (retrosrants.blogspot.com updated finally!)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
Remember, this is only 2 years.

That may be true. The problem is, we have troops in Iraq right now who are going to be screwed hard.

But I'll try to stay positive. Looking forward to the DUFUs in January when they start asking, "Wait, where are the articles of impeachment?"

44 posted on 11/08/2006 6:27:43 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do haven't seen "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: backinthefold
The DUmmies did not get the liberal majority they were hoping for, just a democratic majority.

Much like the GOP never had a conservative majority.

The race for 2008 begins today, folks... time to start posting projections.

GOP: I'll give the inside track to Guiliani -- when a conservative anti-Rudy organization not only shuts down but endorses Guiliani based on a closer look, he may very well have the appeal necessary to win a GOP primary. He has baggage, but unless a dark horse comes in late, they all do. Longshot: Gingrich.

'Rats: Up in the air. Certainly Hillary! has the money and organization, but she has high negatives even among Democrats, and the moonbat wing will actively work against her. Of course, the moonbats will blow their wad on someone like Feingold, who won't win either. I'll say the 'rats look to governorships, and take Richardson. Longshot: Bayh.

45 posted on 11/08/2006 6:28:16 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Remember, this is only 2 years.

As long as we survive them.

46 posted on 11/08/2006 6:29:16 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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To: backinthefold
The DUmmies did not get the liberal majority they were hoping for, just a democratic majority. These two factions will battle each other, and in the end, the GOP, if they play it correctly, will retake it in two years.
If they have any common sense, the moderates will oust Pelosi as speaker and not let Conyers take over Judiciary or Rangel take Ways and Means. This would mean their war has to start early. But if it doesn't happen and the liberal nuts take charge, the GOP will eviscerate them in 2008.

The irony is the nutbars would survive and gain seniority, like they did in 1994.

-Eric

47 posted on 11/08/2006 6:29:18 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 50


48 posted on 11/08/2006 6:29:46 AM PST by NeoCaveman (If you don't study hard and try to be smart....you wind up stuck as an editor for the NY Times)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Looking forward to the DUFUs in January when they start asking, "Wait, where are the articles of impeachment?"
In business hours?

-Eric

49 posted on 11/08/2006 6:30:23 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: Mr. Silverback

I was over at the DU this morning and that question is ALREADY being asked..

quite the amazing bunch over there..


50 posted on 11/08/2006 6:30:33 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (To the brave soldiers "stuck" in Iraq, come Tuesday, I've got your back..)
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To: PJ-Comix

"In a weird way, the Democrat victories in the House and Senate yesterday were a good thing in the long run."

"In the long run, we're all dead." -- John Maynard Keynes (about the only thing he ever said that made sense)


51 posted on 11/08/2006 6:31:06 AM PST by decal (We're all in the same boat - start bailing!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I agree with you. I don't think this is as bad as we think it is. Democrats did not win this election, Republicans lost it. Perhaps Pubbies will get their house in order and come back stronger and more willing to listen to the people who put them there. I'm disappointed, but not down and out, certainly not suicidal as Dummies become when they lose.


52 posted on 11/08/2006 6:32:22 AM PST by CremeSaver
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To: Mr. Silverback
Looking forward to the DUFUs in January when they start asking, "Wait, where are the articles of impeachment?"

Actually, the DUFUs might be running for an election in December but more on that in a few days.

53 posted on 11/08/2006 6:32:34 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: kevkrom
GOP: I'll give the inside track to Guiliani -- when a conservative anti-Rudy organization not only shuts down but endorses Guiliani based on a closer look, he may very well have the appeal necessary to win a GOP primary. He has baggage, but unless a dark horse comes in late, they all do. Longshot: Gingrich.

I'm leaning towards a candidate who doesn't share my caffeine addiction.

54 posted on 11/08/2006 6:34:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: redgolum

"We have two months to finish up Iraq, or tear it down to the point it won't be a problem. Because come January the troops are going to be cut off."

There's one other thing that I haven't seen in any other thread that's really bothering me - Hussein better be on the end of the rope by 20 Jan, or he gets released by the mobs.

Have a good breakfast.


55 posted on 11/08/2006 6:35:01 AM PST by decal (We're all in the same boat - start bailing!)
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To: PJ-Comix
There is only one thing on the mind of the DUmmies - Revenge. If their dream of having Pelosi call for an impeachment really comes true, everything is going to blow up right in their face.

Watching the DUmmies and Democrats squabble is going to make for a fun couple of years.

56 posted on 11/08/2006 6:39:08 AM PST by SaveTheChief (This is my "+3 tagline of smiting")
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To: Mr. Silverback
"Wait, where are the articles of impeachment?"

They'll be issued on May 12th.

I'm not very happy, but it's only two years. Iraq's in a lot better shape than South Vietnam was when we abandoned them. Since we're going to be standing down a lot sooner than we intended, I hope and expect they WILL be able to stand up.

Probably the longest-term effect of a pullout will be that America will never have allies again, because no one will trust that we won't change direction after every election.

57 posted on 11/08/2006 6:39:49 AM PST by nina0113
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To: kevkrom

Speaking of caffeine addiction, I actually know a guy, Brian, who NEVER drank coffee in his life. No, he isn't a Mormon and he says he gets his caffeine via drinking soda. However he said he just never had the desire to drink coffee. I have many times offered to buy him a cup of coffee just to see his reaction but he always declines. What's up with that? You would figure that he would at least be curious enough to take a sip of coffee. Me, I can't exist without coffee. My body SCREAMS for it every morning.


58 posted on 11/08/2006 6:39:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

 

 

59 posted on 11/08/2006 6:41:29 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I commented on a DUFU last week that a Democrat win would still be a win for DUFU.

The Dummies do not understand how things work. Politics for them is the method of gaining power over others and using that power to fulfill their fantasies, fantasies arising from their own impotence and failure.

I think that is why they worship dictators, Castro, Che, Chavez, Little Kim, Stalin. They must be immensely relieved that they don't have to "take to the streets" in all this rain, but can scream "off with their heads" at the computer screen and really believe that the Dems are their personal henchmen.

So funny, PJ. Two great years for Dummie Funnies coming up.


60 posted on 11/08/2006 6:41:57 AM PST by Barset
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