DUmmie FUnnies 11-08-06 ("IMPEACH BUSH!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 8, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

In a weird way, the Democrat victories in the House and Senate yesterday were a good thing in the long run. Yeah, it's hard to see it now but already we see the beginnings of the big Democrat crackup as the loonies start elbowing their way around and come up against the professional Democrats. Such is the case that we see here in this DUmmie THREAD demanding to "IMPEACH BUSH!" When they find out that the impeachment process won't be happening RIGHT AWAY the DUmmies will screech about betrayal thus tearing the Democrats apart even more. Simultaneously we will see the DUmmies confronting the Hillary Machine in her bid for presidential nomination. Now that the DUmmies had a taste of success, they will demand that one of their own, NOT Hillary, receive the nomination. So stand by folks for a lot of upcoming fireworks from within the Democrats. In the meantime, let us now observe the DUmmies make their IMMEDIATE impeachment demands in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding himself that a two-year interregnum is not an eternity, is in the [brackets]:

IMPEACH BUSH!

[We won a few hours ago...LUNACY NOW!!!]

IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH!

[The one dimensional mind in all its glory.]

Impeach Bush? IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

[So you want Nancy Pelosi to start off by breaking her promise of no impeachment?]

And Cheney .... President Pelosi in '07 is the goal of 'WE THE PEOPLE ..." Make it happen ........................

[Sorry but in case you haven't noticed the Democrats still don't have the two-thirds of the Senate needed to convict. No President Pelosi in '07 or any other time.]

IMPEACH BUSH!

[Your disappointment will be FUn to watch. And you can't blame Bush when that doesn't happen. Your own Democrats will be getting flamed for that.]

That is a Good idea but possibly bad politics.

[Bad politics have never stopped the DUmmies before.]

Time's a wasting... Let's not delay this any further!

[Start picketing Nancy Pelosi when she doesn't start impeachment IMMEDIATELY.]

but Speaker Pelosi says NO! will she let have at his ass?

[You'll want to kick her ass if she does not break her promise.]

President Pelosi IMPEACH BUSH!

[Democrat civil war is going to be interesting.]

Let the subpoenas fly, Mr. Conyers, Mr. Rangel, Mr. Skelton .

[Yes. Let the public see these clowns in action. Great way to start off your return to power.]

Before it's too late! First order of bidness!

[Before it's too late! First order of bitterness!]

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #957.

[NEPA]

Y'all may want to wait until the new Congress is actually seated, first.

We don't call them DUmmies for nothing.

I can't believe some of them are so ignorant as to think they take over right now.

[MNlurker]

This wasn't the DUFUnnies I was hoping to see this AM, but you know what? Entertaining as always.

[Democratshavenobrains]

I guess these tards don't remember the weeks leading up to the election where Dims were saying impeachment is off the table.

[HoosierHawk]

They'll start to split in January, if not before.

While I've been disappointed in President Bush ever since he returned that box of veto pens I sent, nothing will mobilize Republicans like an impeachment attempt.

[Loud Mime]

I've considered an impeachment trial of Bush. It would leave the Democrats holding the colostomy bag for all the intelligence failures.

I think they know it; I think Pelosi knows it.

[areafiftyone]

While I am disappointed in last night I am not down. I look forward to watching the Democrats implode. The Ultra leftists fight with the moderates. Two years of bitter and angry leftists who can't get over the 2000, 2004 elections,the Clinton impeachment and the Moderates who just want to get their bills passed are going to be fighting and fighting. It's going to be fun to watch and because of that we will win in 2008.

[jennyjenny]

Hillary is not going to let it happen, either.

[CzarNicky]

oh yeah people will love that.

[redgolum]

I fear that they have a unifying intensity to impeach Bush. Doesn't matter what the charges are.

We have two months to finish up Iraq, or tear it down to the point it won't be a problem. Because come January the troops are going to be cut off.

[Roses0508]

When I went to bed last night I was actually worried about DUmmies FUnnies. Too tired I guess.

This morning on NPR I heard someone interview Murtha - who made it crystal clear that he is going to run against Nancy Pelosi - crystal. Then I realized that there would be much political amusement in the next two years.

I can see the DUmmies becoming angry with Pelosi in fairly short order. I can imagine the divisions that will appear among the various groups. What I can't figure out is what conspiracy theory will replace Diebold machines :-)

Thanks for the DUmmies FUnnies this am.

[COBOL2Java]

Mr. Conyers, Mr. Rangel, Mr. Skelton .

Mr. Skelton?...

[roses of sharon]

DUmmies? Not quite. Since they are now the winners.

Your thread should be retitled to American dummies, since we handed them and OBL a victory.

[E Rocc]

These people are neo-Communists and very dangerous just like the Nazis.

They're not that dangerous. For the most part, they talk about "taking it to the streets", but once they get up the basement stairs and outside onto the driveway, they see that bright thing in the sky and think its a Rovian Spy Satellite tracking them and retreat back down the stairs to regroup.

The few exceptions rarely make it past the random vandalism stage.

-Eric

[backinthefold]

My 16 year old daughter, who will vote for the first time Nov '08 was disappointed this morning. I told her not to fear, I am sorry the GOP lost, but maybe a kick in the ass was needed, and its only for 2 years. I am just keeping my fingers crossed at this moment that we don't lose the Senate... just because of supreme court judges

 

The dims won by running very moderate candidates, that's a big factor in them winning. Even Harold Ford kept on about how "moderate" he was, and Webb "was" a republican. The dims knew they could not win by running Pelosi and Murtha clones all over the country. The DUmmies did not get the liberal majority they were hoping for, just a democratic majority. These two factions will battle each other, and in the end, the GOP, if they play it correctly, will retake it in two years.

 

[franksolich]

Watch the Civil War among the Democrats begin soon.

P-J, I was gratified to see this edition this morning, because it shows you are as upbeat as I am, about the future.

I frankly suggest any members of freerepublic who are still "down" after ten days, a couple of weeks--it's natural and human to be "down"--to just sit back, relax, enjoy the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays, and then after January 3, 2007, watch everything unfold in Congress as if a comedy show on television.

I am not God, but I can pretty much assure everybody that there's a lot of really good entertainment coming our way, as the Democrats, liberals, and DUmmies attempt to stay "united."

I feel good about the future; crummy about these losses, but overall, very good about a future that is going to be determined by Republicans and conservatives in 2008 while the Democrats, liberals, and DUmmies splinter apart these two years between now and then.

Sit back and enjoy the show, folks.

[PJ-Comix]

My 16 year old daughter, who will vote for the first time Nov '08 was disappointed this morning. I told her not to fear, I am sorry the GOP lost, but maybe a kick in the ass was needed, and its only for 2 years.

Brian Maloney of the Radio Equalizer wrote that this loss will make it EASIER for the Republicans will win both the Presidency and Congress back in '08 and I think he's right. Remember, this is only 2 years.

[Mr. Silverback]

Thanks for a valiant try, PJ, but I just can't laugh this morning...even though my wife says she's going to kick my ass if I don't stop moping. Even when I thought they'd take the House for sure, I never thought it would be this bad.

The wife says this will help get a Republican elected in '08. Boy I hope so, and God, please let it not be John McCain.

Well, at least there's this...if they try impeachment, there will be a backlash from the voters. If they don't, they'll have a civil war and maybe the electorate will catch on to the inherent moonbatness of the Dems. Could be a win either way.

[PJ-Comix]

The most fun is when the Hillary Machine surges ahead in the quest for presidential nomination which the DUmmies will angrily oppose. As Brian Maloney of the Radio Equalizer said, this loss makes it EASIER for the Republicans to win both the White House and Capitol Hill in '08.

[retrokitten]

Great post!! I totally agree with you.