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DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-06 (DUmmies Blow Up Over NY Times Nuke Bomb Story)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/03/2006 5:23:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix

What a coincidence! The New York Times publishes a story claiming that the release of secret Iraqi documents includes sensitive nuclear reasearch secrets from Iraq's 1996 FFCD Full, Final, and Complete Declaration (FFCD-F). However this same information was already dispersed to the member states of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) which number 142 including Iran. So there was no information released that wasn't already known earlier. You can quickly get up to speed on this by reading the posting of Freeper JVERITAS on the Free Republic. And since the New York Times has now publicized these Iraqi documents which it pretty much ignored before, folks might note that the same document also show that Saddam Hussein was in the process of REBUILDING his nuclear weapons program which means we were justified in overthrowing his regime. Thanx for that little service there, NY Times, even though you really meant to hurt the EVIL Republicans in the upcoming elections. Of course, the DUmmies are now jubilant over the New York Times aid to the Democrats, little realizing that this publicity SHOWS that Saddam took a PERSONAL interest in rebuilding nuclear WMDs as you can see in this THREAD with the somewhat desperate title of "***RED F*CKING ALERT*** WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT - *** EVERYONE HERE SHOULD READ THIS (PLEASE)." So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate the election boomerang tossed out there by the New York Times in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies attempt to kick Lucy's nuclear football once again, is in the [brackets]:

***RED F*CKING ALERT*** WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT - *** EVERYONE HERE SHOULD READ THIS (PLEASE)

[PLEASE! PLEASE! SAVE US FROM THE EVIL REPUBLICANS!!!]

BUSH ADMIN POSTED NUCLEAR BOMB BUILDING GUIDE ON INTERNET…

[IAEA DISPERSED THE SAME NUCLEAR "BOMB BUILDING GUIDE" TO 142 NATIONS.]

We have lost nearly 3,000 of our beloved soldiers because of the threat of Iraq having WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and NOW the Bush administration is f*cking PUBLISHING "nuclear bombs for dummies" on the internet??????

[I'm PUBLISHING DUmmies for DUmmies on the internet. Among the published facts is that the IAEA already distributed the same info.]

Holy shit. Do we realize the significance of this?!!@#$!!! If we don't jump on this with everything we got -- then we DESERVE everything we get.

[All political as the New York Times intended it to be.]

ROFL!!! MY GOD, THE REPUKES ARE GOING TO CATCH HELL FOR THIS!!!

[Take a long running kick at Lucy's football because those same documents show that Saddam was personally planning to rebuild Iraq's nuclear program.]

Yep...who's to say that this isn't the reason N. Korea got the bomb?

[They read the widely distributed IAEA documents?]

The timing would actually be just right, wouldn't it?

[Yeah. Isn't it surprising about the timing of this release by the NY Times just a few days before the election.]

Stress - PRE-1991 nuclear research! This has NOTHING to do with post-Gulf War ALLEGED activities by Iraq.

[Yes. Let us just forget the inconvenient part of those SAME documents that show that in Jan. 2001 that Saddam was personally involved in REBUILDING his nuclear program which proves we were justified in overthrowing his regime.]

If anything will kick off Impeachment later this will be it!

[John Conyers is already preparing his broom closet for the impeachment hearings.]

This is so UNBELIEVABLY HUGE, that I'm having heart palpitations.

[Which will turn into a heart attack late on the night of Nov. 7.]

10:1 odds says that the "liberal" media says something to this extent: "A lot of this information was widey available already on the internet. Does it really even make a difference if our enemies found this new information?"

[You mean like at the IAEA WEBSITE?]

WE NEED A WEEKEND FULL OF "MUSHROOM CLOUD" TV ADS! ARE YOU DEM MEDIA CONSULTANTS PAYING ATTENTION?

[Don't worry. The Republicans will probably show those mushroom cloud TV ads to demonstrate that Saddam was planning on rebuilding his nuclear weapons program just like those SAME documents said.]

Lets see Rove spin this one.

[It was all a secret Rovian plot to publicize the fact that Saddam was planning on rebuilding his nuclear weapons program.]

The information on how to build a bomb has been out there, freely available in libraries across the country for years and decades now, if you knew what you were doing. Hell, back in the seventies a kid from Ohio ginned up a working model of a bomb as a high school project from information he acquired from various local libraries. Yes, the Pentagon, NRC, DOE and others freaked, but they also said that the kid had done such a good job that all he need was some plutonium. Whether or not Bush put this info out there is immaterial. If a person really wanted to build a bomb, and had training in nuclear physics, they could do so whether or not these documents were released. Yes, the irony is delicious, but the threat is overblown. You would have to remove virtually every single bit of information on nuclear physics if you are that worried, and frankly that's not going to happen.

[And this DUmmie WINS a nuclear powered Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity before he is tombstoned from DUmmieland!]

It might be that these are fairly sophisticated circuits, etc. But having worked in the nuclear industry, knowing what is freely available in the public arena, I stand by my statement. If it wasn't illegal, I would be willing to bet a great deal of money that I could build a bomb within a year using only publicly available documents. Hell, if you have a decent size university nearby, go stroll through their nuclear physics section in their library and see just how detailed these matters get. Again, it isn't the knowlege, or lack there of that is preventing people from building a bomb, it is lack of plutonium that is keeping the bombs out of the hands of ordinary citizens. Hell, go look at the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs, they are really quite simple instruments.

[And soon to be tombstoned DUmmie madHound gives us an encore performance of rare DUmmieland RATIONALITY.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; freudenschade; nytimes
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To: epow

I'm pretty sure he's a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL. His post is far too common sense and far too rational to be from that of a DUmmie.


41 posted on 11/03/2006 6:22:39 AM PST by benjibrowder (Insert tagline here!)
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To: All
Uh-Oh. It looks like WIKIPEDIA is guilty of providing nuke bomb building info to Iran.
42 posted on 11/03/2006 6:28:20 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix; Mr. Silverback; SoothingDave

Into the top 50 like John Kerry's campaign appearance schedule going into the trash bin!


43 posted on 11/03/2006 6:31:34 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Or like Mr. Silverback coming after SoothingDave and me with a ballpeen hammer!)
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To: Petronski
LOL!

It only took a few hours for the DUmmies to realize their jubilation over Kerry's "joke" was a sign of their completely misreading the story and the public. Wonder how long before they realize this story in fact proves Saddam was ramping up his nuke program in 2001.

In order to prove Bush malfeasance, they'll have to admit that Saddam DID have a nuke program.

44 posted on 11/03/2006 6:31:52 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, atheist, pro-life)
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To: 230FMJ

LOL! I hope this doesn't cause us to "loose" the election.


45 posted on 11/03/2006 6:34:46 AM PST by soccermom
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To: PJ-Comix
the same document also show that Saddam Hussein was in the process of REBUILDING his nuclear weapons program which means we were justified in overthrowing his regime. Thanx for that little service there, NY Times, even though you really meant to hurt the EVIL Republicans in the upcoming elections. Of course, the DUmmies are now jubilant over the New York Times aid to the Democrats, little realizing that this publicity SHOWS that Saddam took a PERSONAL interest in rebuilding nuclear WMDs. . . . So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate the election boomerang tossed out there by the New York Times. . . .

This sounds like it could be a Freudenschade moment.

Freudenschade (FROY-den-shah-deh), n.: the premature exhilaration of the DUmmies at an anticipated blow to BushCo but which will soon backfire

46 posted on 11/03/2006 6:40:54 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Freudenschade, baby!)
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To: PJ-Comix
They just don't get it do they? This is like saying if President Bush released a list of chemical weapons found in Iraq, they would say it is irrelevant to the Iraq war and actually shows President Bush lied... Oh wait, they did..
47 posted on 11/03/2006 6:42:12 AM PST by mnehring (True Conservatives don't stab our troops in the back by not voting!)
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To: PJ-Comix
***RED F*CKING ALERT*** WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT - *** EVERYONE HERE SHOULD READ THIS (PLEASE)

I just ordered ANCHOVIES on my pepperoni pizza! Ask me anything!

48 posted on 11/03/2006 6:44:23 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (High drama in DUmmieland!)
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To: PJ-Comix
BUSH ADMIN POSTED NUCLEAR BOMB BUILDING GUIDE ON INTERNET…

SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!

49 posted on 11/03/2006 6:45:43 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (All your DUmmie are belong to us!)
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To: PJ-Comix
We have lost nearly 3,000 of our beloved soldiers because of the threat of Iraq having WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and NOW the Bush administration is f*cking PUBLISHING "nuclear bombs for dummies" on the internet??????

You need to learn to stop worrying and love the bomb.

50 posted on 11/03/2006 6:50:43 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Don't worry, be happy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Do we realize the significance of this?!!@#$!!! If we don't jump on this with everything we got. . . .

Get John Kerry to lead the charge.


51 posted on 11/03/2006 6:55:55 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (John Kerry has a plan.)
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To: epow

Maybe he is a real life Homer Simpson haha


52 posted on 11/03/2006 7:04:38 AM PST by RatsDawg
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To: PJ-Comix

ohhh Geez PJ
You picked a thread with rational DUmmies on it instead of one of the many threads in which they are in full(entertaining) meltdown mode.

Watching the Dummies go through a reactor scram is hilarious!


53 posted on 11/03/2006 7:06:22 AM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: PJ-Comix
who's to say that this isn't the reason N. Korea got the bomb?

Hans Blix tried to warn us. . . .


54 posted on 11/03/2006 7:11:50 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Li'l Kim.)
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To: benjibrowder

Yeah, on 2nd read I think you're right. The average DUmmy wouldn't, and probably couldn't, make such a rational comment.


55 posted on 11/03/2006 7:12:45 AM PST by epow
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To: Paul Heinzman

Does anyone think
the DUmmies understand
that this will hurt them?


56 posted on 11/03/2006 7:12:55 AM PST by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: PJ-Comix
If anything will kick off Impeachment later this will be it!

Note the DUmmies' TRUE interest in this story: NOT concern over the threat of impending nuclear disaster BUT RATHER glee at the giddy prospect of CHIMPEACHMENT!

57 posted on 11/03/2006 7:16:56 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Hatred of Chimpy McSmirk is what drives the DUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is so UNBELIEVABLY HUGE, that I'm having heart palpitations.

A DUmmie with a heart?

58 posted on 11/03/2006 7:18:42 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Who knew?)
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To: PJ-Comix
WE NEED A WEEKEND FULL OF "MUSHROOM CLOUD" TV ADS!

You need a weekend in your basement full of mushroom pizzas.

59 posted on 11/03/2006 7:26:24 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Hold the anchovies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We have lost nearly 3,000 of our beloved soldiers

When did Syria, Iran, or North Korea lose 3000 soldiers? The DUmmie can't be talking about 3000 "beloved" American soldiers, DUmmys hate American troops more than they hate America itself.

60 posted on 11/03/2006 7:27:54 AM PST by epow
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