DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-06 (DUmmies Blow Up Over NY Times Nuke Bomb Story)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Paul Heinzman]

Schaedenfreude, ain't it grand to see

You're good-time face again.

(Apologies to Thomas Pynchon.)

[ilovew]

**The timing would actually be just right, wouldn't it?**

Of course. But the NYT is unbiased...

[NeoCaveman]

Someone set DUmb up the bomb.
What you say?

zot with great justice.

[MadIvan]

I seem to recall that back in the early 1990's, this sort of information was par for the course on Usenet. I learned how to make all sorts of interesting things from text files on newsgroups.

Making a bomb is not difficult, if you have the right parts. The difficulty is getting a hold of the enriched uranium required.

Regards, Ivan

[ilovew]

**This is so UNBELIEVABLY HUGE, that I'm having heart palpitations**

Sheesh...don't die. Or...well...I wouldn't be that upset.

[Paul Heinzman]

If the bomb that drops on DU
Gets their friends and neighbors too
Then there'll be no DUmmies left behind to grieve.

[Petronski]

I got an e-mail from Pynchon just now, he said your verse is okay as long as we post the "flashenfreude" graphic:

[Paul Heinzman]

The DUmmies have gone nuclear and there's still four days to go before the election.

I think their going to suffer a premature meltdown.

[samiam1972]

It frightens me that these people vote.

[eyespysomething]

LOL, my office mate told me how to build a nuclear bomb. Don't remember if it was a hydrogen or which one, but he said the part that people can't do is get the nuclear material.

[Paul Heinzman]

That reminds me, it's getting close to time to put out my Fitzmas decorations.

[Paul Heinzman]

If anything will kick off Impeachment later this will be it!

Hmmmm, who's going to hold the football for them?

[Paul Heinzman]

MacGiver taught us how to make a nuclear bomb out of a pair of toenail clippers and a smoke detector

That was a hugh series.

[ilovew]

It frightens you? Ugh...I've spent way too much time over there. I'm afraid I'm gonna suddenly start shrieking about Halliburton and Karl Rove in the middle of the street one day.

[eyespysomething]

It was a hugh series!

[The Right Stuff]

Lucy ping!

[Lazamataz]

USMCex.
When it absolutely, positively
must be there overnight.

[epow]

But having worked in the nuclear industry,

So, am I to believe that this DUmmy learned how to design and construct a nuclear bomb in his spare time when he wasn't tending to his duties of vacuuming the floors and emptying the waste baskets at a nuclear power plant?

If he's telling the truth at least he has been gainfully employed at some point in his otherwise wasted life, no doubt a unique experience for a denizen of DUmmyland.

[kevkrom]

I think their going to suffer a premature meltdown.

More like prematuure Iraq ululation.

[PJ-Comix]

This was a big gamble by the NY Times. They are gambling that people will be outraged by the publication of nuke info that has been out there for years but hoping that people won't notice that the SAME DOCUMENTS show that Saddam was planning to REBUILD his nuclear weapons weapons program. Last time I checked, nukes are WMD. IOW, the documents show we were justified in overthrowing Saddam because he was planning on rebuilding his nuke WMDs.