Pentagon to use Dr. Scholl's commercials for psychological torture

newsbender ^ | 10-20-06 | newsbender

[gurued]

Washington, DC— Donald Rumsfeld confirmed reports the Pentagon would begin using Dr. Scholl’s commercials as a psychological resource in the war on terror.

[NonValueAdded]

LOL ... I can tell you're not gellin'.

I detest those commercials and will never buy any Dr. Scholls product as a result.

[claudiustg]

“Are you gellin? Like a felon.”

[constant]

I think the Head On commercials would work better, 5 minutes tops and they would spill their guts.

[pandoraou812]

I thought I was the only one boycotting them. I even wrote to them when they had that gellin' like a felon one back sometime ago. I never heard a word back. Guess they were too busy gellin' like felons. I hate those commercials.

[Petronski]

Anybody want some melon?

[claudiustg]

No tellin'!

[Petronski]

Fine!

I'll just ask Ellen.

[rwfromkansas]

Does that commercial actually work?

It is the worst commercial I have ever seen.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.

FOR THE LOVE OF PETE SHUT UP! What the frick does your crappy product do. I don't care HOW YOU APPLY IT!

[constant]

lol