DUmmie FUnnies 10-18-06 ("Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[cripplecreek]

I am a Christian but I don't know any fundies. Are there really that many out there?

The "Fundy" is a nearly mythical beast intended to scare people into voting democrat.

[kevkrom]

I keep forgetting, am I supposed to be a Fundie this week or a Neo-con? Where's my memo from the all-powerful Rove?

[PJ-Comix]

They both had been drinking before the game, and they CONTINUED to drink constantly until they left two hours later

You're describing the entire infield of the Indy 500.

[jiggyboy]

Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am?

These people are disgusting, and they've been shoving that shit down my throat for too f*cking long now and I am flat out f*cking tired of it.

These fanatics endanger us all, literally, I've been saying it for 30 years now, that's how long my family members have been converted to the cult, and it is a cult, as are all religions.

Are we to allow a cult to conquer America right before our eyes? Are we to just roll our eyes and be polite when these f*ckers shove this shit right down our throats like Spanish inquisitors?

They are too dumb to chew gum, but they can get out and vote for nazis by the millions, and this makes them intolerable to a free America.

And they are trying to take over our nation, and when you say that to the average guy on the street they don't believe you, its too fantastic, too sci fi, too implausible.

If only they realized that it would be more sane to think this way about Muslim "religious fundamentalists" instead...

[Sam's Army]

Are you sure you didn't get these quotes from the Evo-threads?

[wideawake]

So-called "geometric" arrangements, which are described by the number of people involved and their relationship connections. Examples include "triads" and "quads", along with "V" and "N" geometries. The connecting member of a V relationship is sometimes referred to as a "hinge" or "pivot", and the partners thereby indirectly connected are referred to as the "arms". The arm partners are not as closely bonded to each other as each arm partner is to the pivot. This can be contrasted with a "triangle", in which all partners are directly connected and all are bonded to each other with comparable strength. A triad could be either a V or a triangle.

So says wikipedia regarding such a four person sexual arrangement.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Eeeewwww!

Kind of blows the lid off of the idea that same sex marriage is not really about changing traditional marriage....

[PJ-Comix]

So says wikipedia regarding such a four person sexual arrangement.

It sounds more like an engineering blueprint than a marriage.

[wideawake]

UU = Unitarian Universalist.

[Charles Henrickson]

Are we to just roll our eyes and be polite when these f*ckers shove this shit right down our throats like Spanish inquisitors?

NOBODY expects the Spanish inquisitors! Our chief weapon is surprise . . . Rovember surprise and religious re-education camps. . . . Our two weapons are Rovember surprise and religious re-education camps . . . and cameras in the bedrooms. . . . Our THREE . . . no. . . . AMONGST our weapons--amongst our weaponry. . . . I'll come in again. . . .

NOBODY expects the Spanish inquisitors! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as. . . .

[shezza]

1500 yr old faerie tails

Am I really the first one with the "Is that you, BenBurch?" line?

[redgolum]

Yes, and that's why I've decided to...persecute Christians. At every opportunity. All of them, even the nice ones. Oh, I'll do it nicely to the nice ones, but I'll be nasty to the nasty ones.

Funny, but remember this. Many think this way and see the Christians as a bigger threat than islam.

[Charles Henrickson]

they can get out and vote for nazis by the millions, and this makes them intolerable to a free America.

See the irony inherent in the DUmmies!

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Isn't that (using the "f" word in public) illegal? I think most cities have statutes prohibiting the use of that word. It would be nice if those statutes were enforced.

I seem to remember someone being arrested recently in Minnesota for saying that out on a lake within the hearing distance of children.

[Lx]

Thank you.

So, are we to expect the Massachusetts legislature to legalize 'quad' marriage any time soon?

[Charles Henrickson]

They are scared to death of crazy Islamists, and so am I, but they are the exact same thing, they participate in the exact same madness. . . .

"Gotta go now, hon! Time for blowing-myself-up lessons down at church!"

[wideawake]

At first, then you realize that all the "triad" is is one person doubletiming two people and the two people, instead of having the self-respect to dump that person, acquiesce in the cheating.

Sounds like engineering, looks like spinelessness.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Thanks for the definition. Most "fundies" hear the word "quad" and start to have loving thoughts of knobby tires and lots of mud...

[Lx]

Ummm, I didn't realize my marriage was so old-fashioned.

These must be the same people that see the 'sacred math' in crop circles.

[shezza]

What the well-dressed fundie Christian Taliban inquisitors are wearing these days...