DUmmie FUnnies 10-18-06 ("Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If you know any church going people who have bought into the Democrat trickery of dissuading them from voting this November, then forward this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies to them. Or forward to people who might not normally vote but will definitely be inspired to do so by this DUFU edition. Print it out for them if you have to.

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[JRios1968]

Ib4p!!!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[freedomlover]

PING!

[CSM]

woo hoo, top 10!

[Springman]

Top Ten!!!

[freedomlover]

Two pings in top ten!!

[Ditter]

I am a Christian but I don't know any fundies. Are there really that many out there?

[beezdotcom]

top ten...

[Incorrigible]

10?

[beezdotcom]

I am a Christian but I don't know any fundies. Are there really that many out there?

It depends on the definition - some folks think that Southern Baptists qualify for that label.

[Lx]

What the hell does this mean, quads, what's that?

If I were ever going to go back to christianity, I would go UU as they support pagans and polys, of which I am both. I've known a UU minister who presided over a (non-legal) marriage of four. Not my quad nor my current group. We went to my pagan priest for the first one (it was a kickass ceremony but the marriage not so much)and we're all living in sin in the second one. Even if the government would allow either one of us to marry and they will not, we would probably decline this time around. I'm not much of a ring wearer and none of us can agree on a necklace. I suppose we could do some kind of bracelet. I will have to bring that one up in the next family meeting. Of course, we need to finish our trial period of a year and a day first, anyway.

[PJ-Comix]

I am a Christian but I don't know any fundies. Are there really that many out there?

I'm not even sure what that even means. I've been in the heart of the Bible Belt quite a bit when I used to work at a lot of NASCAR races (I could write a book about that) and never saw any instance of religion being shoved down throats. I did see a lot of heavy drinking and partying. The closest I saw to public displays of religion was a tent set up for people wanting to eat at a prayer breakfast. That was about it. Oh, and once some guy sitting next to me while we were drinking beer and watching the parade of the drunks the night before an Indy 500 race gave me his card identifying himself as Reverend Ray out of Milwaukee. He was a preacher but I wouldn't have known it until that moment.

[cripplecreek]

I have these people in my family, thank god they are the rare kind, born again Democrats who hate bush,

A little unclear on the concept there chief.

[chesley]

15!!

[PJ-Comix]

What the hell does this mean, quads, what's that?

It sounds like some sort of polygamous marriage in which folks of all sexes have all of the others in that group of four as sex partners.

[NRA1995]

These people are disgusting, and they've been shoving that shit down my throat for too f*cking long now and I am flat out f*cking tired of it.

Barney Frank has something he'd like to shove down your throat, DUmmie!

[Charles Henrickson]

Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am?

Translation: "I hate Christianity."

This is one of the top two or three "old reliables" you can count on in just about every DUmmie thread: their absolute HATRED of Christianity.

[PJ-Comix]

It depends on the definition - some folks think that Southern Baptists qualify for that label.

Maybe but I've noticed that the biggest beer/bourbon drinkers and smokers are Southern Baptists. However, when you get down to it, the Bible doesn't explicitly prohibit drinking or smoking.

[Charles Henrickson]

they've been shoving that shit down my throat for too f*cking long now and I am flat out f*cking tired of it.

This is a second "old reliable" you can count on from the DUmmies: their potty mouths.