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Is "Wonkette" French for "Stupid Liberal?"
9/29/06 | 60 Gunner

Posted on 09/30/2006 12:29:37 AM PDT by 60Gunner

I normally do not comment about other people's blogs, but I was cruising the blogosphere when I happened upon this prizewinning road apple over at Wonkette.

Filled with that morbid curiosity that drives one to look more closely at a particularly ghastly traumatic injury, I just had to look to make sure my eyes did not deceive me. They didn't.

Great fancy Moses, people! I haven't seen so many maggots in one confined space since I lifted the lid on my garbage can last month during the trashmen's strike.

Evidently, the slouches at Wonkette are unable to carry on conversations that don't involve genitalia, Malkin-bashing, or Franken worship, or the litany of praise for "Areola" Huffington. Those are some shockingly developmentally-stunted folks there at Wonkette.

The funny thing is, I never even heard of Wonkette until after I heard of Michelle Malkin. The cycle goes like this: Malkin says something, Wonkette responds by posting some picture of Malkin's face photoshopped onto some Democrat tramp's body (probably not belonging to anyone on the Wonkette staff, since it is usually in good shape). These are usually replete with the trademark racial slurs that one expects from the puerile liberal cybertramps at Wonkette. They giggle, the maggots congregate, and it all dies down until Malkin says something else. Round and round it goes, forever and ever amen. As I read the comments on Wonkette, it occurred to me that the blog must only attract Democrats, because the juvenile fixation on genitalia was certainly in abundance there.

And these are the same people who think Republicans are stupid... Remember Piaget's stages of cognitive development? Think preoperational egocentrism people. That's Wonkette.


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1 posted on 09/30/2006 12:29:38 AM PDT by 60Gunner
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To: 60Gunner
Oh, wait... Ana Marie Cox. I should have known.
2 posted on 09/30/2006 12:33:50 AM PDT by 60Gunner (Leftism: preoperational egocentrism with a gun)
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To: 60Gunner

"...prizewinning road apple..."

LOL. Love it!


3 posted on 09/30/2006 12:43:42 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Jack Hammer
Have you seen that site? Is Ana Marie Cox actually college-educated? Her personal site is equally sad, and even more puerile, if such a thing can be imagined. If Cox is the apex of liberal thought, then civilization should spend less time worrying about them and more time laughing at them.

My own blog may only get 13 or so visits a day, but at least I have the great honor of carrying on meaningful and very thought-provoking conversations with some wonderful people from both ends of the ideological spectrum. I'd rather have it that way any day. I left Wonkette humor behind after graduating from kindergarten.

4 posted on 09/30/2006 1:01:49 AM PDT by 60Gunner (Leftism: preoperational egocentrism with a gun)
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To: 60Gunner
Hey Wonkette,

Better put some ice on it, this one is going to leave a mark

5 posted on 09/30/2006 4:30:41 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Say Leftists. How many Nazis did killing Nazis in WW2 create? or Samurai? or Fascists?)
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To: 60Gunner

Regarding your tard tour...fumigate after clicking off...


6 posted on 09/30/2006 5:12:12 AM PDT by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: 60Gunner
Is "Wonkette" French for "Stupid Liberal?"

Nope. Potugese for "Dirty Slut with Countless STD's".

7 posted on 10/02/2006 2:51:02 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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