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DUmmie FUnnies 09-28-06 (Absurd N-Word Accuser Of The Day)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 28, 2006 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/28/2006 7:46:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The racial slur charges against Virginia Senator George Allen have gotten so riduculous that they have reached the point of high comedy and will probably now HELP him. It turns out that the Democrats have overplayed their hand. Not content to let the obscure M-Word charge (who knew before that "Macaca" is a slur?), the MULTIPLE allegations of George Allen using the N-word have suddenly come tumbling out of the closet with such a roar you would almost think that every other word that Allen said during the 1970s was the N-word. Of course, even though Allen has been in the public eye for about a dozen years, not a PEEP has been said before over these slurs he supposed uttered over and over and over again. And now, on the heels of Larry Sabato declaring for certain that he heard (second hand thru others) Allen using the N-word comes the most absurd slur report of them all from the "esteemed" New York Times. Here it is: the latest racial slur word accusation against Allen comes from an ACTIVE Virginia Democrat who claimed via a forwarded e-mail to the Times that she heard Allen REPEATEDLY using this slur word directed against Washington Redskins (isn't "Redskins" a slur word?) running back, Larry Brown, on election night 1976. I kid you not. Unfortunately for the author of the forwarded e-mail, Ellen G. Hawkins, there was no corroboration of her accusation that supposedly took place in a very public setting and her former husband who was also at the same 1976 party has declined to comment. As a result of these incredibly slim pickings that the "unbiased" New York Times saw fit to publish, the DUmmies have now convinced themselves that George Allen is finished as you can see in this THREAD titled, "It's over for Allen: NYT : he made racist comments about black Redskins." In addition, the Huffington Post HUffies have also gleefully leapt upon this non-story in this THREAD. So let us now watch the DUmmies and HUffies rejoice over a report based on less than nothing in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who lost any chance for a career in politics because he used the slur word "Redskins" repeatedly when living in the D.C. area years ago, is in the [brackets]:

It's over for Allen: NYT : he made racist comments about black Redskins

[He called them "Redskins?" Yes, that's definitely a slur according to current standards.]

Specifically, Larry Brown. In Northern VA you DON'T diss Larry Brown.

[George Allen was so angry at Larry Brown that, as governor, he appointed Brown to the board of visitors at George Mason University.]

NEW YORK TIMES

[Thanx for posting that NY Times comedy link. Here are some of the laugh lines posted in their article jokingly titled, "New Report That Senator Uttered Slurs."

"Mrs. Hawkins, who described herself as a rural Virginia housewife and an active Democrat, said in an interview Tuesday that she heard Mr. Allen use the slur repeatedly at a party on election night in 1976."

"She described her recollections in an e-mail message forwarded to The New York Times."

"Her former husband, who she said was at the party, did not return a call for comment."]

And we haven't even BEGUN to tally up his ANTI-SEMETIC remarks!

[Nor his anti-Swedish remarks.]

Fundy wacko KKK Christian types subscribe to the same belief most Orthodox and Conservative Jewish authorities adhere to

[Sorry, the proper spelling is "FUndie."]

By all accounts he treated them with respect... and appointed them to leadership positions on the team and coaching staff. This point suggests that he was not a racist. Who knows for sure? You can't prove a negative.

[And yet he somehow let his son get away with constantly using the N-word? Sorry, does NOT compute.]

And I'll come clean here that I didn't like Allen as a coach because of the way he treated Sonny Jurgensen. That's STILL a sore spot.

[That settles it then. I am now against George Allen because his father was anti-Swedish. In fact I am now going to inform Charles Henrickson of the Swedish Anti-Defamation League about this matter.]

Why didn't anyone pounce on his racism the first time he ran? It seems extremely blatant with this guy. I suppose he has to wear a Klansman outfit for people to finally get it.

[You hit the nail on the head. With ALL these accusations against George Allen, why hadn't they EVER come out BEFORE?]

I don't know how true it is, but yesterday I heard several reporters on TV saying that Va. USED to be alot more "southern" than it is today. Believe me, there's still a LOT of racism and prejudice in todays South, no matter what the media of the gov't tries to tell you.

[I lived in Virginia for a couple of years in the 1970s and can't recall anybody (other than black people) using the N-word. By that time it was considered low class for any white person to use such a word. And yet we somehow are led to believe by professional Democrats that George Allen used that word REPEATEDLY.]

Lizza and others have pointed to other "signs" suggestive of Allen's "race problem," such as a Confederate flag he used to display in his home that was part of a flag collection. Allen also had a noose hanging from a ficus tree in his law office that was part of his Western collection and symbolic of his tough attitude toward crime.

[And then there was that slur word of a team name that his father coached: Redskins.]

Lester Mattox and other "Dixiecrats" led the mass migration of the angry white male to the southern Republican party.

[Lester Maddox never became a Republican although it is possible that Lester Mattox did.]

The name of the team itself is racist!

[And any politician who ever attended a Redskins game should be tossed out of office.]

Well for a white southerner who grew up in the 60's & 70's.... to claim that he never used the infamous "N-word" strains the credulity of even the most dedicated freepers.

[60s maybe but 70s, no. By the 1970s it was completely taboo although I am sure a lot of low class whites used it. Somehow I don't think it was part of the vocabulary of a son of the coach of an NFL team. He would have been shunned for using such a word. And now on to the POSTINGS of the HUffies over the latest absurd allegations.]

Mr. Allen, after your electoral defeat in November, your are cordially invited to leave Virginia. You are an unwelcome guest now having overstayed your welcome. Please do not return.

[Just in case anyone has forgotten, the accusations against George Allen are ALL about politics.]

Show me someone who says they remember what someone else said 30 years ago...and I'll show you Filthy Damn Liar.

[Maybe she had one of those Roseanne Barr suppressed memories based on things that never happened.]

I guess it's just a big ol' coincidence that the people who supposedly "overheard" Allen are ALL hardcore Democrat activists. Just a big ol' coincidence.

[Just a big ol' coincidence.]

We don't really need to go farther than Macaca, do we? And we all heard that. Why, he even said it twice. What a guy!

[The M-word that few knew even existed.]

The Dems using Rovian tactics, it's about f*cking time. Smear all the bastards.

[YEAH! Smear them even if there is no truth to the allegations. YEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!]

The problem is not so much that Allen used racial alurs (bad enough) but that we have someone credible saying that he is lying about it.

[Yeah, real credible witness there. A Democrat activist who SUDDENLY remembers something from 30 years ago. Meanwhile there is no corroboration from anybody else who was at the same party. Not even from her ex-husband who REFUSES to comment.]

Rove probably set this whole thing up to make sure the GOP base knows they're thinking alike. It's a rallying call for their type of voter.

[Rove probably set these dopey charges up just to demonstrate how absurd they are.]

As a white Alabamian born in the 50's I can say that the N word has always had bad connotations.

[Which is why in Virginia of the 1970s it was rarely used. And yet we are supposed to believe that George Allen used it all the time. Of course, no one ever noticed it until NOW.]

Anyone remember when Dan Blathers pulled a similar stunt on 60 Minutes when he reported on fake documnents that President had been AWOL?

[Mrs. Hawkins' accusation is fake but accurate.]

The Democrats have overstepped the line again. You watch as this backfires on them and explodes in their faces. Just watch."

[BINGO!!! And isn't strange how all these accusers "just happen" to be Democrat activists.]

The GOP is the McDonalds of racism. Millions served daily. You could put Allen in a mold and then take out the entire Republican party. They hate black people, look to Katrina and how they watched them drown and did nothing.

[Thus spaketh another Democrat activist.]

Thanks for the giving us the Senate Rethugs. It's going to make inpeachment REALLY sweet.

[But, of course, Pelosi and Reid keep telling us that impeachment isn't even on their agenda.]

The following people also heard Sen Allen use the "n-word". All have been checked out and found credible by The Huffington Post.

1. Bill-New York
2. David-Los Angeles
3. Tyrone-Washington, D.C.
4. Yolanda-Washington, D.C.
5. Enrique-Miami
6. Osama-Afghanistan/Pakistan
7. Jesus-San Antonio
8. Jesus-Nazareth
9. Herbert-Chicago
10.Walter-Sioux City
11.Luis-Orlando
12.Ted-Waco
13.Bruce-Savannah
14. Michelle-Atlanta
15. Ray-New Orleans
16. Tom-Houston
17. Al-New York
18. Jesse-St. Paul
19. Hillary-Illinois/Arkansas/New York
20 Bill-Arkansas/Moscow/WashDC/New York
21. La'Quinisha-Harlem
22. Jer'ome L'Roy-East St.Louis
23. Hugo-Caracas
24. Fidel-Havana
25. Jack-San Diego

[The full name of the latter accuser is Jack In The Box.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; georgeallen; huffies; nytimes; thoughtcrime
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
An unforgiveable sin against all Macaca-Americans.

In all seriousnees, I worked with a guy in Maine when I was a teenager who didn't know "wetback" was a racially loaded term. How much more common is "wetback" than "macaca?" How many Americans knew what the word "macaca" meant before this crap? They probably would have thought it was the capital of Madagascar.

101 posted on 09/28/2006 9:59:12 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: steve-b
What's up with the deer head story, anyway?

As far as I can make out, some guy says that Allen cut off a deer's head during a hunting trip, and put it in some person's mailbox because he didn't like their skin color. The only other supposed witness to the event is deceased, and no one can find a corroborating contemporaneous account of the incident.

102 posted on 09/28/2006 10:00:31 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Will do.


103 posted on 09/28/2006 10:00:48 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: PJ-Comix
The only place you ever hear the N-word any more is as a form of "polite" address about every 30 seconds in every Black bar in America on every Saturday night.
104 posted on 09/28/2006 10:01:18 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Will do. Just keep in mind it has more to do with my dialup than my lack of an iPod. :-(


105 posted on 09/28/2006 10:01:28 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: kevkrom
What the heck is my gardener doing living in Pennsylvania?

He needed to vcacation up there because he's been working so hard on your garden. He says he rolled into Nazareth and was feeling about half past dead.

106 posted on 09/28/2006 10:03:40 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Mr. Silverback
. He says he rolled into Nazareth and was feeling about half past dead.

All right. But he only gets three days.

107 posted on 09/28/2006 10:05:50 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: steve-b
What's up with the deer head story, anyway? (In rural areas, yeah, some people have mailboxes big enough to make it possible, but are there actual police records or anything?)

Not only is there no police report of such a thing, but a reporter caught up with two deputies who served during that time and they said they don't remember such an incident ever, much less during the time frame it supposedly occurred. More lib BS, they convinced themselves somehow that Macaca was a real big problem for allen and gineed up some fake charges.

It always amazes me how Dems think they're noble, righteous and the hope of humanity, but even their rank and file will lie at the drop of a hat.

108 posted on 09/28/2006 10:07:38 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: PJ-Comix
a white southerner who grew up in the 60's & 70's

Here is the flaw in that theory: George Allen is NOT "a white southerner who grew up in the 60's & 70's."

His father, George Allen the football coach, was from Michigan. He coached in Los Angeles and Chicago and Los Angeles again before going to Washington in 1971.

George Allen the senator was born in 1952 and grew up in Los Angeles and Chicago and Los Angeles again. He was already 19 when his dad moved to Washington.

Growing up, George Allen was NOT a "southerner."

109 posted on 09/28/2006 10:10:31 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Almost exactly one year younger than Allen, and also grew up in Chicago.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Dems have so few guys who've acted like real men in a time of war that they have to scream from the rooftops every time they find one.


110 posted on 09/28/2006 10:12:10 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: PJ-Comix
The Democrats have overstepped the line again. You watch as this backfires on them and explodes in their faces.

"Acme® delivery for Mr. Coyote. . . ."

111 posted on 09/28/2006 10:13:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Mr. Wile E. Coyote. . . .")
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To: kevkrom

Hey, the guy just needs a place where he can lay his head.


112 posted on 09/28/2006 10:13:31 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: bwteim
How do you fit a deerhead in a mailbox?

Write a Deer John letter.

113 posted on 09/28/2006 10:18:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Going postal.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL. Your tagline says it all;)
"(Going postal.)"


114 posted on 09/28/2006 10:27:19 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, You're Married!!?!?! I don't know why I thought you weren't for some reason.

Anways, Good DUFU this morning, and I loved the bit about your wife murdering someone due to their race or religion. WTH?

115 posted on 09/28/2006 10:42:17 AM PDT by arizonarachel (Praying for a miracle!)
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To: Paradox
I guarantee you, the N-word is used more often in NY City than in the entire state of Alabama.

Of course it is. There are approximately 65% more African-American teenagers living in NYC alone than there are in the entire state of Alabama.

116 posted on 09/28/2006 1:07:20 PM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: arizonarachel
I don't know why I thought you weren't for some reason.

Probably because we've heard about his wife once, but we've heard about his obsession with Petra Verkaik 437,568 times.

117 posted on 09/28/2006 1:09:52 PM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: PJ-Comix
I used to eat at a Swedish Smorgasbord. The owner was an Armenian. I told him that only in L.A. could you find a Swedish Smorgasbord owned by an Armenian that serves Greek food cooked by Mexicans.

In NYC there is a Swedish restaurant with an Ethiopian master chef who serves Asian fusion dishes cooked by Colombians and Mexicans.

118 posted on 09/28/2006 1:18:29 PM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Charles Henrickson

As stupid as the DUmmies are, George Allen himself deserves a lot of blame for being such an idiot PR wise with the macaca thing in the first place.


119 posted on 09/28/2006 1:39:37 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Mr. Silverback
In all seriousnees, I worked with a guy in Maine when I was a teenager who didn't know "wetback" was a racially loaded term. How much more common is "wetback" than "macaca?" How many Americans knew what the word "macaca" meant before this crap? They probably would have thought it was the capital of Madagascar.

Ignorant American checking in. When I first heard the macaca comment I thought bird (like macaw) -- so the insult was being called a birdbrain. I like the capital of Madagascar better.
120 posted on 09/28/2006 1:49:04 PM PDT by Talking_Mouse (wahhabi delenda est)
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