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Helen Thomas Convinced Fossil Remains of "Lucy" Are Her Long Lost Daughter
The Nose on Your Face ^ | 9/22/2006

Posted on 09/22/2006 3:57:47 PM PDT by StoneGiant

Helen Thomas Convinced Fossil Remains of "Lucy" Are Her Long Lost Daughter

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White House Correspondent Helen Thomas reportedly erupted in a startling orgy of joy yesterday when she saw the recreation of "Lucy," a 3.3 million year old skeleton discovered in Ethiopia.

According to insiders who were able to decipher Ms. Thomas' grunts and squeals, Lucy is the spitting image of a baby the famed reporter gave up for adoption when she was a teenager.

"I've never seen Helen quite like this," said one anonymous colleague. "She was squatting in her chair and pointing at her computer screen, yelling, 'LUCY MY BABY! WE MUST RING THE BELLS! LUCY MY BABY!' It was highly emotional."

Colleagues tried to calm Ms. Thomas by stroking her hump, but nothing seemed to work. She was finally sedated by Secret Service agents.

 


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1 posted on 09/22/2006 3:57:48 PM PDT by StoneGiant
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To: StoneGiant

Oh please! The one on the right is MUCH better looking!


2 posted on 09/22/2006 3:59:13 PM PDT by proudofthesouth (Mao said that power comes at the point of a rifle; I say FREEDOM does.)
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To: StoneGiant
helen can only fantasize about being related to some one that good looking.
3 posted on 09/22/2006 4:05:54 PM PDT by pipecorp ( Al Lahsuchs...Islam: nothing that a good crusade wouldn't fix ;; mercy is wasted on the merciless.)
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To: StoneGiant

They both bear a very strong resemblence to the Rodhams of Illinois.


4 posted on 09/22/2006 4:53:28 PM PDT by dgallo51 (DEMAND IMMEDIATE, OPEN INVESTIGATIONS OF U.S. COMPLICITY IN RWANDAN GENOCIDE!)
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Just adding this to the GGG catalog, not sending a general distribution.

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5 posted on 09/22/2006 10:50:18 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (updated my FR profile on Saturday, September 16, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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