DUmmie FUnnies 09-15-06 ("Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 15, 2006 | John Kerry, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[beckysueb]

Why don't you write the book first, then try to sell it? Or at least a sample. Would that work?

[PJ-Comix]

Book deal yet? No? Okay, back to snooze mode.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Hang in there, PJ. I hear that most succesful cartoonists, writers, etc. Have enough reject slips to paper their walls by the time they get published.

You are good at what you do; that's a fact that everyone here knows.

[beckysueb]

And sheer determination usually suceeds eventually.

[RedRover]

Great idea to try a different format. What would the chapters (the non-DUFU material) be like?

[PJ-Comix]

Hang in there, PJ. I hear that most succesful cartoonists, writers, etc. Have enough reject slips to paper their walls by the time they get published.

I know about reject slips because I had a ton of them from newspapers when I used to send out humor columns. However, the law of numbers were on my side. For about a three year period I would send out two humor columns per week to several dozen newspapers. Now I might have gotten a lot of reject slips but I ended up with every single article I wrote being published in some periodical. Now it might have been just one newspaper but ALL were published somewhere. Oh, there was just one exception. I once wrote a story about the OTHER Gettysburg Address delivered by Edward Everett Horton that is today almost totally forgotten (Lincoln was actually sort of a sideshow of his speech). Anyway, this story wasn't published anywhere. Or so I thought until months later a check came for me from the Louisville Courier for that story. So I ended up with a perfect track record in that regard.

Enough with that story...Did Regnery come thru with the book offer yet? No? Back to sleep. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[DocRock]

Kerry Knew!

Newsmax

Excerpt: "A few weeks later, Bogdan Dzakovic - former FAA chief of the national airport-security covert Red Team (which conducted special ops in aviation-security matters) - was asked to hand-deliver a videotape to Jamie Wise, a staff person in Kerry's office. He told Wise that the film depicted the ease with which undercover operatives had successfully broken through Logan's security shields with potentially deadly weapons. Not once but 10 times!"

Worldnetdaily

Excerpt: "WASHINGTON - A third federal aviation-security agent, one still with the government, has stepped forward to say he also warned Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry about security lapses at Boston's Logan International Airport before the 9-11 hijackings there.

More!

Excerpt: Jon Leiberman, the Washington bureau chief of Sinclair NewsCentral, reported that on May 7, retired Federal Aviation Administration agent Brian Sullivan wrote Mr. Kerry, Massachusetts Democrat, a letter saying the report was just 'the tip of the iceberg' in security problems at the senator's hometown airport.

Mr. Sullivan's letter read in part: 'with the concept of Jihad, do you think it would be difficult for a determined terrorist to get on a plane and destroy himself and all other passengers? ... think what the result would be of a coordinated attack which took down several domestic flights on the same day. The problem is that with our current screening system, this is more than possible. Given time, considering current threats, it is almost likely.'

The two planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11 both took off from Logan Airport, reported the Washington Times.

And Reported on FreeRepublic

[F.J. Mitchell]

That's a fact.

[Incorrigible]

LOL! That's funny. I never saw that before!

[PJ-Comix]

Basically I want to use the DUFUs as a way of analyzing the amusing psychosis of the Left. For example, the Left is constantly griping about the "fundies" but guess who is the most superstitious? The Left with their naive belief in faux Hopi witch doctors, alternate realities, Gaia goddesses, and astrology. The quotes from the DUFUs would be use to prove the point.

A whole chapter just on the subject of Freudenschade and how the Left prematurely gloats over "victories" that boomerang. Again backed up by selected DUFU quotes.

A whole chapter just on the long-winded, self-important, self-promoting Pied Piper Pitt who grandstands by making a big show of "bonding" with Cindy in the Texas ditch and ends up sweltering in the heat with his inappropriate Midnight Cowboy costume. Oh, and topped off by his painful torture by Texas fire ants.

I've had a lot of experience dealing with and writing about wackos of all types so no problem tackling the leftwing wackos like Pitt...and benburch, etc..

Well, enought jabber. WHERE's the book deal?

[mylife]

;)

[F.J. Mitchell]

You are doing okay then, PJ, and you know the routine.

Publican is just one more submission away.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Publican=Publication.

[LonePalm]

Why thank you.

I think it is one of my best.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[cripplecreek]

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald will never be the same. Kinda like Bohemian Rhapsody has become after watching Waynes World.

[RedRover]

Did you try Crown? Who's Ann Coulter's editor?

[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass

John Kerry has their ass.

[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass

John Kerry has a plan.

[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass

A Swift kick to the ass?

[Liberty Valance]