DUmmie FUnnies 08-28-06 (Cursing Cheney Heckler Too Obnoxious Even For DUmmieland)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 28, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[TruthWillWin]

If anybody can retrieve the DUmmieland postings of the tombstoned DOCTOR Ben Marble, I sure would appreciate it.

Tried a search, no luck, got this message...."You must be a donor to use the search function."

Sorry, no way will I donate a penny to the DU.

[Budge]

I don't think you have too much to worry about PeeJee, but better safe than sorry!

Outside of being a "hero" for screaming obscenities at VP Cheney, just what has this "DOCTOR" accomplished to bring him this "fame?"

[queenkathy]

I've been kicked off DU before...I had signed up and all and mostly watched. Occassionly building up my posts with nonsense stuff. you know...cooking, kids etc...Then one day, I just couldn't help myself and said some stuff I just HAD to say...I was gone within 1/2 hr...

I've never gone back...I can't even stand to type it in my browser. Yuck!! They only know one word...**** and my mom would roll over in her grave if she knew I read that word.

[Democratshavenobrains]

"(Generic Democrat) is tearing (any Republican) a new one" has to be the most overused phrase on all these leftard message boards. Its really annoying to see day after day.

[Charles Henrickson]

Dr. Ben Marble is tearing Rockey V a new one. . . .

VINCE EDWARDS . SYLVESTER STALLONE

THE DOC MEETS THE ROCK
IN
ROCKEY V
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

[MindBender26]

If you need to evacuate, I'm in Orlando. You can crash here.... if you bring beer.

:~)

[MindBender26]

Dr. (Loose) Marbles has a big website with a petition demanding that W fire Karl Rove over the CIA leak.

It has been up about a year. It has 9 signatures.

Now there is a man with influence.... of is it effluence

[MindBender26]

Dr. (Loose) Marbles has a big website with a petition demanding that W fire Karl Rove over the CIA leak.

It has been up about a year. It has 9 signatures.

Now there is a man with influence.... OR is it effluence

[Elyse]

PJ, I can't find the postings, but I found an article where Dr. Ben is explaining why he was kicked off DU.

http://www.countercurrents.org/us-kall2230905.htm

I got on a website, democraticunderground.com just to talk to some of these people that were sending me these emails and ****** the extremists on the left are just as hypocritical as extremists on the right. I tried to discuss issues with compromise and what I see as real world solutions. I consider myself a realist. People try to label me a liberal because of what I said, but I think of myself as a realist and, so I got on that website and was trying to just discuss some issues and debate a little…. And after about two days, they banned me from the site. They couldn’t handle any dissension from their dogma. I was basically pointing out their hypocrisy and then suddenly my threads were locked (discussion threads on an electronic bulletin board) and they removed me…. To me that just proves that they want to point the finger at the right wing for being extreme and they’re just as extreme in their views. For instance, we were discussing the gay marriage issue. I tried to think of a realistic compromise for that issue, because I tried to see both points of view on that issue, which, from the right wing perspective, the word marriage, has historically, for thousands of years, has always been between a man and and a woman. That’s just history. You can’t negate history to satisfy a politically correct agenda. And I agree with that. I call the left wing extremists the PC utopia fascists because they have this politically correct utopia vision in their minds and that’s nice, utopia’s a nice idea, but reality is nowhere close to utopia

[westmichman]

It reminds them of gay sex, that's why they use it so much.

[Charles Henrickson]

Marble tombstone?

[beckysueb]

I got on a website, democraticunderground.com just to talk to some of these people that were sending me these emails and ****** the extremists on the left are just as hypocritical as extremists on the right. I tried to discuss issues with compromise and what I see as real world solutions. I consider myself a realist. People try to label me a liberal because of what I said, but I think of myself as a realist and, so I got on that website and was trying to just discuss some issues and debate a little…. And after about two days, they banned me from the site. They couldn’t handle any dissension from their dogma. I was basically pointing out their hypocrisy and then suddenly my threads were locked (discussion threads on an electronic bulletin board) and they removed me…. To me that just proves that they want to point the finger at the right wing for being extreme and they’re just as extreme in their views. For instance, we were discussing the gay marriage issue. I tried to think of a realistic compromise for that issue, because I tried to see both points of view on that issue, which, from the right wing perspective, the word marriage, has historically, for thousands of years, has always been between a man and and a woman. That’s just history. You can’t negate history to satisfy a politically correct agenda. And I agree with that. I call the left wing extremists the PC utopia fascists because they have this politically correct utopia vision in their minds and that’s nice, utopia’s a nice idea, but reality is nowhere close to utopia

Hmmmm. He has a point. So he is a realistic @$$hole.

[N. Theknow]

What's his doctorate in, profanity? What's his doctorate in, profanity?

Sounds as though he is a proctologist, since all the assholes at DU know him.

[westmichman]

If they could get the terrorists to only attack right wingers, I'm sure they would join forces with them in the big revolt.

[NeoCaveman]

top 35

[NeoCaveman]

Maybe he had PTSD or something. He was pretty hot today, too.

Nah, he has PEST.

[beckysueb]

If they could get the terrorists to only attack right wingers, I'm sure they would join forces with them in the big revolt.

Yep. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

[Charles Henrickson]

He even stuck "dr" into the URL of his cafepress shirt site.

http://www.cafepress.com/benmarblemd

A full array of products--thong, teddy bear, BBQ apron, greeting cards. . . . You can even get a bib for your baby:

Cute.

DOCTOR Ben "Losing My" Marbles seems to have tried to make the most of his profanity-laced fifteen minutes of fame. Promoting t-shirts, his rock bands, stuff on e-bay:

http://radar.smh.com.au/archives/the_chaser_comment/001467.html

I recently wrote and recorded the dR. O tune 'GO FU** YOURSELF MR. CHENEY' and managed to produce a video for the same. And the video we shot OURSELVES is taking the internet by storm with thousands of downloads a day and that pace is still rapidly growin and so I wonder have you had a chance to watch OUR video yet????

< snip >

My rock bands Yoon ( www.myspace.com/yoon ) and dR. O ( www.myspace.com/odro ) have received a ton of positive feedback and I am in the process of trying to see about getting some 'press kits' to the 'right people' and setting up some gigs in Los Angeles and New York.

If you can help me to spread my story and/or just want to talk feel free to email. . . .

Thanks,
Ben Marble, M.D.
ps if you have the time you may find the following articles interesting to read. . . .

*I also just found out that a tv production company is planning on making a 'made for tv movie' out of all the video footage I have been shooting

Posted by: Ben Marble, M.D. at October 10, 2005 04:04 AM

[beckysueb]

Just a general all around comment. It must really really suck to be such losers.

[beckysueb]

Just a general all around comment. It must really really suck to be such losers.

I better make myself clear before I am misunderstood. I am talking about the constantly whining losers in DU and the moonbat party in general.