[PJ-Comix]

Since there were over 400 replies to this KOmmie thread there are still a lot of nuggets over there left to be mined. So feel free to post more of their comedy material from that thread. BTW, I think this KOmmie thread is a portent as to the dirty campaign the Democrats plan to wage this year.

Karl Rove---You need to be checking out the DUmmie FUnnies if you are not already doing so.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[KJC1]

Why do they think this technique is "new?"

It's not like they haven't been lying about President Bush for 6 years, or calling him a terrorist, Hitler, a liar, and stupid.

Yeah, they've really been too kind this whole time and need to learn how to ratchet up the nasties. :::eyeroll:::

[MichiganConservative]

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED ROBBING THE U.S. TAXPAYER?

Ha Ha Ha! As if these KOmmies would stop the plundering! They only call it robbing from the taxpayer because Bush and a Republican congress are doing it. They'd love to steal our money blow it all on their own stupid socialist programs. I bet these hypocrites would fight to someone else's death to preserve Socialist InSecurity.

[Incorrigible]

OMG! KOKO = DUFU!

[decal]

"So - when you get attacked with a knife, pull out a freakin' Abrams tank and blow them away...WE'RE NOT IN COURT HERE."

But you may be soon, with this kind of billingsgate.

[decal]

"Republicans cannot withstand revelation of The Truth."

Sure we can. We can even withstand revelation of the TruthOut.

So, KOSmiks, let's say you run up to someone and start blithering this foolish stuff to them - what are you going to do if he simply laughs in your face and walks away? You deserve no better, after all.

[dirtbiker]

It's basically us saying - over and over again, about every single issue the Republicans are vulnerable on - "Have you stopped beating your wife? Have you stopped beating your wife? Have you stopped beating your wife?"

Here's one for the KOmmies: "Are you still killing babies?"

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED BREAKING THE LAW?

HEY KOMMIES - HAVE YOU STOPPED WORSHIPING A LAWBREAKER?

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED ROBBING THE U.S. TAXPAYER?

HEY KOMMIES - HAVE YOU STOPPED TAXING THE DEAD?

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED SUPPORTING AN ILLEGAL, IDIOTIC WAR?

HEY KOMMIES - WHICH ONE OF THE 18 OR SO UN RESOLUTIONS SINCE 1991 MAKES THIS WAR ILLEGAL?

[ConservativeMind]

If they were truly like the liberals that run Chicago, they couldn't defend themselves in any reasonable way.

Thanks to Democrats, guns are illegal in Chicago.

Liberals are idiots.

[darkwing104]

Dear KOmmies,

I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I am the winged scourge of your nightmares.

Let's get dangerous!

[Fenris6]

and then refusing to engage us in a battle over the substance of the issues, the way it's "supposed" to be done.

Are you fricken kidding me? For the last 6 years we've been trying to debate the War on Terror with you, and your best response has been "nya! nya!". What a joke.

BTW, whats IS your foreign policy plan? You've had six yrs to come up with one...

[denydenydeny]

WE'RE NOT HAVING A DEBATE HERE.

They never want to debate actual issues, because they are totalitarians at heart.

[kevkrom]

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED SUPPORTING AN ILLEGAL, IDIOTIC WAR?

Actually, yes. I'm now firmly convinced that going into Kosovo was a huge mistake. Of course, unlike a DUmmie, that doesn't mean I think we should cut and run or call the troops bad names.

[Purrcival]

It's not our job to fact-check them - hell, the President doesn't have to - just to pound them into the consciousness of the American voting public. How do we do that? By acting as if they are true, and demanding that Republicans answer for them.

TANG story, revisited. Dan Rather...Mary Mapes...is that you?

[Purrcival]

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED BREAKING THE LAW? HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED ROBBING THE U.S. TAXPAYER? HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED SUPPORTING AN ILLEGAL, IDIOTIC WAR?

...to which I'll simply reply: HEY, DEMOCRATS - HAVE YOU STOPPED MOLESTING YOUR CHILDREN??? HEY, DEMOCRATS - HAVE YOU STOPPED WHINING ABOUT "STOLEN ELECTIONS" THAT WERE NEVER STOLEN IN THE FIRST PLACE? HEY, DEMOCRATS - HAVE YOU STOPPED BEING UNPATRIOTIC???????

[Purrcival]

We need simple, direct, messages, repeated over and over and over and over and over again by Democrats - all Democrats.

Y'mean...something really ORIGINAL like "Hey hey! Ho ho! Bush and Cheney have got to go! Hey hey! Ho ho!..." Nah...they do that at every A.N.S.W.E.R. protest.

[Purrcival]

Go, hatchet go! Rah rah ree, kick em in the knee!

Rah rah rass! Kick 'em in the other knee!

[Purrcival]

Just a Few Days of a General Strike in this country would do wonders, IMHO. I wish it were possible to organize one, but I don't think it's in Americans' natures. ,

YEAH!!!!! Another "Not One Damn Dime" day! That'll do the trick! DUAC! DUAC!!!