DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-06 (KOmmie Plan To Turn Democrats Into Untouchables)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23,2006 | KOmmie occams hatchet, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[MichiganConservative]

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED ROBBING THE U.S. TAXPAYER?

Ha Ha Ha! As if these KOmmies would stop the plundering! They only call it robbing from the taxpayer because Bush and a Republican congress are doing it. They'd love to steal our money blow it all on their own stupid socialist programs. I bet these hypocrites would fight to someone else's death to preserve Socialist InSecurity.

[stands2reason]

That's where they get their philosophy. Hollywood feeds it to them.

Surely you didn't think they read books by great thinkers in history?

[Incorrigible]

OMG! KOKO = DUFU!

[MadLibDisease]

"lier"


Politically brilliant strategist that can't spell LIAR. Karl Rove better watch out /s

[steve-b]

Politically brilliant strategist that can't spell LIAR. Karl Rove better watch out /s

Yeah, PJ had a lot of fun with that in that DUFU Edition.

[decal]

"So - when you get attacked with a knife, pull out a freakin' Abrams tank and blow them away...WE'RE NOT IN COURT HERE."

But you may be soon, with this kind of billingsgate.

[decal]

"Republicans cannot withstand revelation of The Truth."

Sure we can. We can even withstand revelation of the TruthOut.

So, KOSmiks, let's say you run up to someone and start blithering this foolish stuff to them - what are you going to do if he simply laughs in your face and walks away? You deserve no better, after all.

[PJ-Comix]

I must be a morning person. For some reason I can't see anything to DUFU or KOKO this evening. It seems my DUFU divining stick works better in the morning...fortified by caffeine.

[rikkir]

"And once we plant this simple truth in the MSM and the minds of the "undecided" voters, any Republican that claims He/She is NOT a lier will have to OFFER PROOF that they are NOT a lier, which, while doing so, will expose themselves and their fellow liars/Republicans as the lier they are."

I had to read this little nugget twice just to follow the logic.
I guess that's why they call us stupid. If you can't follow a train(wreck) of thought like this with one reading, you must be stoopid...or a "lier". Ok now I get it, if you don't understand gibberish the first time it's presented then the gibberish must be the TRUTH! Woo hoo, this interpretation should get me that Nobel prize.

[dirtbiker]

It's basically us saying - over and over again, about every single issue the Republicans are vulnerable on - "Have you stopped beating your wife? Have you stopped beating your wife? Have you stopped beating your wife?"

Here's one for the KOmmies: "Are you still killing babies?"

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED BREAKING THE LAW?

HEY KOMMIES - HAVE YOU STOPPED WORSHIPING A LAWBREAKER?

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED ROBBING THE U.S. TAXPAYER?

HEY KOMMIES - HAVE YOU STOPPED TAXING THE DEAD?

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED SUPPORTING AN ILLEGAL, IDIOTIC WAR?

HEY KOMMIES - WHICH ONE OF THE 18 OR SO UN RESOLUTIONS SINCE 1991 MAKES THIS WAR ILLEGAL?

[dirtbiker]

We don't even need to attack from the left, or the middle - or anywhere on the Political Spectrum. We just need to attack from Reality.

Which reality? Yours, or the real one? (Which is why it is called "REALity")

Hell, there's ammunition lying on the ground, everywhere you look. And that ammunition is -The Truth.

In that case, all you'll be firing are BLANKS!

[ConservativeMind]

If they were truly like the liberals that run Chicago, they couldn't defend themselves in any reasonable way.

Thanks to Democrats, guns are illegal in Chicago.

Liberals are idiots.

[CaliGirl-R]

I love that pic-the GOPranos. I would love to make a poster or even a bumper sticker of it. It's a keeper! Every time I go back to look at it, I start laughing.

[darkwing104]

Dear KOmmies,

I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I am the winged scourge of your nightmares.

Let's get dangerous!

[Armedanddangerous]

I checked my handy dandy dicshunary...

I see no references to a LIER...

8-)

[steve-b]

I checked my handy dandy dicshunary... I see no references to a LIER...

However, you may see LAIR, which also came up on that DUmpster thread.

[Dianna]

Yeah, they've really been too kind this whole time and need to learn how to ratchet up the nasties. :::eyeroll:::

Sometimes I think I live in an alternate universe from most of the rest of the world. I am forced to decide if they are just lying to themselves and others or if they REALLY believe what they say.

[Fenris6]

and then refusing to engage us in a battle over the substance of the issues, the way it's "supposed" to be done.

Are you fricken kidding me? For the last 6 years we've been trying to debate the War on Terror with you, and your best response has been "nya! nya!". What a joke.

BTW, whats IS your foreign policy plan? You've had six yrs to come up with one...

[Armedanddangerous]

Ive since been informed that this is an example of progressive spelling.

Apparently, the spelling of certain words does not matter if you CARE more than a conservative.

[denydenydeny]

WE'RE NOT HAVING A DEBATE HERE.

They never want to debate actual issues, because they are totalitarians at heart.