DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-06 (KOmmie Plan To Turn Democrats Into Untouchables)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23,2006 | KOmmie occams hatchet, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

Good golly... I know the "progs" were idea-challenged, but seriously, are their only ideas (no matter how bad they are) based on movies?

Someone needs to cut off their access to BitTorrent.

[kevkrom]

Ness then moved to Washington, D.C. and worked for the federal government. In 1944, he left to become chairman of the Diebold Corporation, a security safe company based in Ohio.

LOL! Oh, that's just too funny...

[freedumb2003]

Let's try that again. Like Raccoon said, it looks like they are already trying to shut us up by limiting our access to the internet!

[freedumb2003]

The DUmmies just can not stop quoting movies can they?

Remember Not this day!!???

That was hilarious. Quoting an over-the-top (but good) moment in a fantasy film somehow makes these people think they ARE the characters on screen.

What sad little lives.

[kevkrom]

You're back!!! We missed your warped humor! :D

It's true... I've been pulling double-suty for weeks.

[kevkrom]

I've been pulling double-sutyduty for weeks.

Grumble.... grumble... "preview"... grumble...

[Democratshavenobrains]

When you think about it, they are really denigrating our armed forces by saying that they are too stupid to find Bin Laden if it is as easy as they think it is.

[SouthernBoyupNorth]

Can you say Slander? sure I knew you could.

[txradioguy]

Let's not forget too that they are pratically salivating at the thought of bringing back the "Fairness" Doctorine too. *rolls eyes*

God forbid the truth leak out anywhere.

The DUmmies and radical Liberals can't have that.

[Charles Henrickson]

Could it be that Osama is still AWOL because the Bin Laden family and the Bush family have been close friends for decades? . . . Again, connect these closely placed dots, folks. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

You're trying to influence IDIOTS, who need it SIMPLE.

Which is why KOmmie occams hatchet has taken the approach he has taken today.

[dirtboy]

You're trying to influence IDIOTS, who need it SIMPLE.

That's their problem. They've already won over the stupid people. Now they need to try and sway smarter ones, and it ain't working.

[dirtboy]

What is with the DU fascination with movies as reality??

Probably because their version of reality doesn't work so well in the real world.

[gardencatz]

In politics, you're guilty until proven innocent.

Think this might be part of the problem? Perhaps they should try discussing the issues instead of acting like anyone who disagrees with them is a criminal.

If we say, for instance - in a unified, uniform, unblinking way

Well we know he has a thesaurus next to his knife/gun/tank.

- that the Bush administration has been spying on political enemies, the Republicans have no good responses. Never mind that they will say, "Well, we don't do that." And we'll say, "Why are you spying on political enemies?" And they'll say, "We don't spy on political enemies."

I'm rubber you're glue...whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! At least they'd appeal to the 2 year old voter (who actually probably does vote democrat along with her long departed great-great grandmother).

And we'll say, "We know you're spying on political enemies - just like Nixon," and they'll have nowhere to go. And so we repeat that meme, louder and more often: JUST LIKE NIXON. And again, they'll have nowhere to go with that - there's no good response that won't raise more questions and add more validity to the charge.

Yeah, that'll work...remind people how you guys can't rip yourselves away from the past. Let them see you haven't had an original thought since Watergate.

There is no way they can defend against a relentless onslaught of that, unless they're willing to open up the NSA program (and every freaking other illegal COINTELPRO program that they're running) to scrutiny. Which they're not.

Defend against it? Hell, I want to ENCOURAGE you to do this. Aside from the fact that you'll look like a raving, neutered idiot without any REAL ideas, even the most "caveman-like" among us (in your eyes that's everyone who doesn't agree with you, which is a big part of your problem...but that's another nuanced subject) want proof.

I swear this guy is a plant...no one can be this paranoid and brain dead can they? Oh please, oh please oh PLEASE...use this idea (I double dare you to infinity)!!!

Cindie

[dirtboy]

In politics, you're guilty until proven innocent.

Think this might be part of the problem?

That, and the fact that their hero Bill Clinton was never guilty of anything in their eyes, despite having been proven guilty time and time again. Shows yet again how selective their standards are.

[Charles Henrickson]

Democrats shoot themselves in the foot so often. . . .

[The Old Hoosier]

the Bush administration has been spying on political enemies, the Republicans have no good responses. Never mind that they will say, "Well, we don't do that." And we'll say, "Why are you spying on political enemies?" And they'll say, "We don't spy on political enemies." And we'll say, "We know you're spying on political enemies - just like Nixon," and they'll have nowhere to go. And so we repeat that meme, louder and more often: JUST LIKE NIXON...There is no way they can defend against a relentless onslaught of that,

Um, so you just keep lying until people believe it? LOL! How about this response: "We're spying on terrorists, because we actually care about national security. You apparently do not care about terrorism.

[Gordongekko909]

This must be that "fact-based community" that we've been hearing so much about.

[KJC1]

Why do they think this technique is "new?"

It's not like they haven't been lying about President Bush for 6 years, or calling him a terrorist, Hitler, a liar, and stupid.

Yeah, they've really been too kind this whole time and need to learn how to ratchet up the nasties. :::eyeroll:::

[chesley]

Yes, down Insanity Street to the left.