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DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-06 (More DUmmie "V For Vendetta" Frenzy)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/15/2006 7:01:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When I openly mocked the DUmmie passion for the V For Vendetta fantasy in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, little did I realize how SERIOUSLY those D For DUmmies take that movie. Today, I found two MORE DUmmie threads about V For Vendetta. Obviously the DUmmies are not shy about making complete fools of themselves in grand style as you can see in this THREAD hilariously titled, "Why NOT march on the WH wearing V for Vendetta masks?" In addition, the Inner DUmmie Film Critic made its appearance in this THREAD titled, "Anybody watch 'V' for vendetta...." So let us now take a trip to Fantasyland and watch the DUmmies once again divorce themselves from reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, prescribing the DUmmies some V For Vicodin, is in the [brackets]:

Why NOT march on the WH wearing V for Vendetta masks?

[Why not deliver that laugh line from the stage of the Laugh Factory? (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]

Saw it again this weekend. What say you all to a march in D.C.? Let's just make sure we pick a weekend when the smirkboy is home.

[And don't forget to quack "DUAC! DUAC!" while wearing those dopey Guy Fawkes costumes.]

I don't believe in taunting the paranoid. Off them, instead.

[You'll make us DIE laughing.]

don't they have laws now about wearing masks in public? i know you can't use a cell phone in a bank now . . . .

[Yeah, that's the ticket. Walk into a bank wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. I'll be sure to watch the comedy show that night when the TV news broadcasts your arrest caught on the bank video camera.]

Because most people in this country don't know who Guy Fawkes is. It would be just a bunch of people wearing strange looking masks.

[A bunch of DUmmies wearing dopey masks.]

I expect to see the whole costume for Halloween.

[Now I know how to dress up as a clueless DUmmie for Halloween.]

Too far for me to join you but a brilliant idea nevertheless. Would sure punch a real message home to the WH and given sufficient news coverage might also get through to some of your complacent population.

[Do it! Do it! DO IT!!! The world needs to see what a bunch of loser shmoes the DUmmies are.]

I'd prefer pajamas, slippers, bathrobes and coffee mugs. It is the Blogbarian Pajama Brigade that needs to storm the gates, not creepy folks in masks.

[And don't forget to wear your underpants over your head.]

I know but my organizational skills are limited. However a thousand blogbarians marching in formation down pennsylvania ave would be quite the theater event. Perhaps even the MSM could not keep that off the air. It is the mellow non threatening revision of the black bloc - tuned up to changing times, drawing people into the comfort of pjs and bathrobes and the morning cup. Not your threatening anarchist youths, but YOU - yes you there in your pjs, wondering why the world has gone so wrong - we are you and we are going to turn the asshats out!

[Please! Please! PLEASE march down Pennsylvania in your pjs! Then you can finish off your day with impassioned speeches from the stage of the Laugh Factory. (Remember that plug, Jamie Masada.)]

How about march on the WH with Constitution placards?

[How about march on the WH with placards that say, "I'm wif stoopid!"]

Imagine if we had a million person march on the White House with many wearing shirts and carrying signs with the "V" emblem on them because it would carry a double meaning. The idea of a march is great.

[Imagine you are on the planet Altari surrounded by Munchkins.]

Free, all expense paid, one-way trip to Gitmo for forever and a day.

[Free, all expense paid, one-way trip to FUnnie Farm for forever and a day.]

DU is More About Bitching, Less About Doing.. I have a few times posted Action Items and been told (Sometimes due to total lack of posts) that DU is more an arm-chair anger, not the do something anger...

[DUAC! DUAC!]

Unlike the Norsefire soldiers in that movie... I think Bush's security detail would have no problem firing at us at all.

[Were Tooth Fairies also in that movie? And now to JOIN the DUmmie film critics...]

Anybody watch "V" for vendetta....

[I will...when it appears on the Comedy Channel.]

What did you think about it? Post United States.

["Post" United States? Once again, DUmmie hope springs eternal.]

When I first saw it in theaters I wondered how long before it becomes banned and Larry and Andy wind up in Gitmo.

[Where they would be tortured with air conditioning and force fed orange glazed chicken and rice pilaf.]

I've watched it three times and like it more each time. Lots of lessons for today.

[Great way to learn comedy. It should be helpful for your Laugh Factory act. (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]

The Wachowski bros. have a better grasp of what's going on than many of us do methinks.

[Especially Larry Wachowski. I love this quote about him in the ROLLING STONE: "Ilsa took him to a party about a year ago dressed as a woman, and he was stunning from the neck down."]

I wish we had such a freedom fighter amongst us today. I know this for sure: We will all have to face a great deal more of "black bagging", torture, loss of loved ones, and fear, before the blind among us are awakened to the horrors they have allowed.

[Maybe you should borrow Larry Wachowski's "stunning" dress to go with your dopey Guy Fawkes mask.]

Saw it at the theaters and bloody cheered!! Its a road the we are on and the movie will become a reality of we dont stop them before its too late. I also bought it the day it came out on DVD, Amazon had the 2 disc set for under 20 bucks.

[Big deal. I happen to own a set of "V For Vendetta" plastic soda cups.]

we're just one more repuke wack job and an engineered "terrorist" event involving a virus or other biohazard (avian flu? anthrax?) away from a "post-USA" reality.

[And you're just one lapsed brain cell synapse away from "post-reality" institutionalization.]

My son told me yesterday that he rented it and loved it. Even though he's seen it, he says he's going to buy the DVD, because he wants to support the ones who made it. He believes in supporting those who speak the truth.

[Great! Now Larry Wachowski can afford to buy a new "stunning" dress.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufordummie; dummies; guyfawkes; vforvendetta
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To: PJ-Comix
I tried to talk to Larry, but he wouldn't talk to me. His wig was over his eyes, and I told him, 'Man, you should pull your wig up, because you look like a dude in a dress.'"

If Larry spent as much time thinking about some ideas for movies as he does accesorizing, he might not get his ass sued SUCESSFULLY for ripping people off. :)

41 posted on 08/15/2006 7:50:06 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: PJ-Comix
... Off them, instead.

Considering the context of the DUmbass thread, this seems to constitute a threat..

42 posted on 08/15/2006 7:51:28 AM PDT by mnehring (When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will soon follow.)
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To: Darkwolf377
The Wachowski bros. have a better grasp of what's going on than many of us do methinks.

The author Dan Simmons (as well as others) was pretty much ripped off by the WAcho brothers. He has intimated as much on his website. I'll take HIS grasp of reality over theirs anyday. (I am a huge DS fan, even bigger after his recent coming out...)

43 posted on 08/15/2006 7:54:35 AM PDT by Paradox (The "smarter" the individual, the greater his power of self-deception.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Blech!

It's funny how he even stole ideas from a REAL woman for his vapid Matrix trilogy. The dude has some enormous probs with women, and I have a feeling we will see that emerge with a vengeance someday, unfortunately.

44 posted on 08/15/2006 7:54:45 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: Paradox

Have you noticed my tagline? :)


45 posted on 08/15/2006 7:55:14 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: PJ-Comix

So, did Buck keep the fem-equipment, as the nickname implies, or....or.....or....what? Here is a human that too often wondered, "What's it feel like for the other side?"

I really don't want to know.


46 posted on 08/15/2006 7:55:15 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (I'm in trouble! The tea leaves tell me to stop listening to the voices in my head!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd prefer pajamas, slippers, bathrobes and coffee mugs. It is the Blogbarian Pajama Brigade that needs to storm the gates, not creepy folks in masks.

The real Pajamahadeen are too busy exposing CBS and Reuters for making up news.

47 posted on 08/15/2006 7:56:12 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: Xenalyte
Here's mine. States my attitude perfectly.


48 posted on 08/15/2006 7:56:35 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (cair = hamas = iran = EVIL)
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To: PJ-Comix
Two ironies in one symbol:

1. The historical Guy Fawkes was the sort of "Religious Right" (Catholic) extremist loathed by DUmmies.

2. If the DUmmies ever got the kind of country they want, V is a symbol of the sort of people who would immediately start trying to bring it down.

49 posted on 08/15/2006 7:57:33 AM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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To: Darkwolf377

That whole Larry W., Ilsa Stryx, Buck Angel triangle is sick beyond belief. And yet the DUmmies look upon the Wachowskis as some sort of heroes?


50 posted on 08/15/2006 7:57:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Darkwolf377
Yep, sure did, have you read some of his latest posts from his website? I posted a couple of them here and here on FR.
51 posted on 08/15/2006 7:58:14 AM PDT by Paradox (The "smarter" the individual, the greater his power of self-deception.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Article said it was a partial transformation.


52 posted on 08/15/2006 7:58:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
That's because DUmmies love fiction that enforces their own paranoia. They can't use Phillip K. Dick because he wasn't as liberal as they'd like to think (and he committed the ultimate sin--he was against abortion) even though the Wachowskis haven't one hundredth of his originality.

They do all the right "multicultural imagery" things and engage in "alternative lifestyles" so of course they're DUmmie Trekkie Comic Bookie poster- uh, "boys".

53 posted on 08/15/2006 8:00:12 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: Paradox

I don't get over there much, so thanks for those, will check them out now. Believe it or not I have read a lot of his stuff but not Hyperion--it's on my To Read stack right now. Song of Kali is my favorite of his other novels; I'm actually reading Hardcase right now.


54 posted on 08/15/2006 8:01:39 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: PJ-Comix
However a thousand blogbarians marching in formation down pennsylvania ave would be quite the theater event.

At least they're learning to manage expectations better. They're down from predicitons of "hundreds of thousands" to "tens of thousands" all the way down to "a thousand". A little further and they may actually zero in on the 100or so people who actually do turn up.

55 posted on 08/15/2006 8:02:03 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How about march on the WH with Constitution placards?

Get back to me once you've read and understand the Constitution.

56 posted on 08/15/2006 8:04:08 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Imagine if we had a million person march on the White House

Ooops. Never mind my previous post on managing expectations.

57 posted on 08/15/2006 8:04:58 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have a few times posted Action Items and been told (Sometimes due to total lack of posts) that DU is more an arm-chair anger, not the do something anger...

Back in the day, Lenin referred to these people as "coffee house revolutionaries".

58 posted on 08/15/2006 8:05:40 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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59 posted on 08/15/2006 8:07:49 AM PDT by mnehring (When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will soon follow.)
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To: cripplecreek
I know this for sure: We will all have to face a great deal more of "black bagging", torture, loss of loved ones, and fear, before the blind among us are awakened to the horrors they have allowed.

These people are out of their effing mind.

60 posted on 08/15/2006 8:08:20 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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