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Environmentalists Fell Tree to Protest Logging
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 12 Aug 2006 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/14/2006 10:41:04 PM PDT by John Semmens

A 40-foot log used by protesters to block access to the Mike's Gulch timber salvage sale in Oregon’s Rogue River-Siskiyou National Forest was illegally cut from a nearby botanical area, according to forest officials. The tree was used to block the Eight Dollar Road bridge spanning the Illinois River. The Silver Creek Co. paid $300,052 for the fire-killed timber that was damaged by the 2002 "Biscuit" fire.

Woodrow "Woody" Forest, a member of the Oxygen Collective environmental group, said his group was committed to stop the logging. "We aren't fooling around," said Forest. "We're going to stop this logging even if it means we have to cut down every tree in the forest."

The seemingly nonsensical willingness to destroy the forest in order to prevent its conversion into timber was explained by Mr. Forest. "We are striking a blow at profiteering," said Forest. "These loggers are raping mother nature to satisfy their own greed. Even though we are also destroying the trees we are not doing it out of greed. We are doing it out of love."

Forest likened his stance to that of a Muslim father who kills his daughter to protect her honor. "We are saving the trees from being prostituted for profit," said Forest. "It is better for these burned trees to rot where they fell as nature intended than for them to be 'sold into slavery' as lumber and exploited by self-serving humans."

The Josephine County Sheriff's Office took Mr. Forest into custody where he will undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

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TOPICS: Agriculture; Humor; Outdoors; Politics
KEYWORDS: environment; environmentalists; logging; satire

1 posted on 08/14/2006 10:41:05 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I wouldn't be surprised if the tree killed itself to further the environmentalist jihad! Strapped a chain saw belt on itself and fired it up.


2 posted on 08/14/2006 10:45:16 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: John Semmens
Woodrow "Woody" Forest, a member of the Oxygen Collective environmental group, said his group was committed to stop the logging. "We aren't fooling around," said Forest. "We're going to stop this logging even if it means we have to cut down every tree in the forest."

Loggers should be permitted to open fire on these sons a b*tches.
3 posted on 08/14/2006 10:54:11 PM PDT by Jaysun (I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL!


4 posted on 08/15/2006 12:51:36 AM PDT by Dallas59 (I HAVE A TRACFONE!!!)
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To: Jaysun

satire


5 posted on 08/15/2006 4:41:10 AM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: John Semmens
The Josephine County Sheriff's Office took Mr. Forest into custody where he will undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

Good on them........

6 posted on 08/15/2006 4:46:15 AM PDT by Osage Orange (The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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To: Fenris6
satire

So it is. My mistake. But the "Oxygen Collective" is a real group and they do a vast array of things that make them worthy of being fired upon.
7 posted on 08/15/2006 9:22:41 AM PDT by Jaysun (I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.)
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