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Maybe I should start a Freeper group for Handy Pack wearers where we could meet and share war stories about being mocked for being PRACTICAL.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 07/18/2006 6:31:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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I think some have argued rather persuasively that this could be devisive. I am sorry. -Skinner

Obviously Skinner is so gifted he doesn't need to learn how to spell "divisive".....I am sorry.....NOT!!!!

30 posted on 07/18/2006 6:48:37 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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Is being in a "gifted" group at DU like being in a leftist, political "Special" Olympics?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

33 posted on 07/18/2006 6:52:08 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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Wanna see my Phi Beta Kappa key?

[Wanna see my Norm knife?]

ROTFLMAO!! This is one of the funniest DUFUs ever!

35 posted on 07/18/2006 6:54:03 AM PDT by retrokitten
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Only if you can also play Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen


39 posted on 07/18/2006 6:56:37 AM PDT by TheBigB (Livin' in a blue city in a red county in a blue state in a red nation.)
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Unfortunately, American society is like a flock of chickens. Anybody who is different without a peer group of similarly different people is singled out for attack.

Hve you ever noticed that DU types always blame some failing of American society for their own flaws as a human being? I wish one of these Abnormals (or whatever the heck they call themselves) would describe--in detail--the horrors they have endured from that pack of wolves known as American society due to their Specialness. I mean, take as much space as you need, let's see the list of all these terrible things Society has done for you.

Similarly, I'd love to see the Fagbag contingent list how many times a day you need all that junk you carry around! :P

40 posted on 07/18/2006 6:57:39 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.savethesoldiers.com/)
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Even their mission statement shows what DUmmies they are. Mission statements are suppose to be short & concise, so they can be remembered. Not paragraphs of whinny reasons "we are a group."
41 posted on 07/18/2006 6:58:29 AM PDT by zlala ("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid." -Dwight D. Eisenhower)
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"You must be a "norm." "

LOL! These people are something else.


42 posted on 07/18/2006 6:58:51 AM PDT by imskylark
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It's OK Brain, if you can't swell my head up like yours maybe you can start a group for other bigheads like yourself.

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43 posted on 07/18/2006 7:01:06 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
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Leave it to the "open-minded liberals" to find new ways to be bigoted and superior.

"Some pigs are more equal than others."
44 posted on 07/18/2006 7:02:00 AM PDT by bannie (HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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this group is a safe place for talented and gifted people to let our brains hang out

DUmmies don't just let their brains hang out -- they let them fall out the holes in their heads.

46 posted on 07/18/2006 7:05:08 AM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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"Maybe I should start a Freeper group for Handy Pack wearers"

Call it Fannypack Awareness Group. Yeah... That's the ticket...


47 posted on 07/18/2006 7:05:30 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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My mother is a retired school teacher. She said that the only requirement for being in the "gifted" program was parental desire. IOW, if a parent said their child was "gifted" then the child was placed in the "gifted" program.

This is public school, of course.


51 posted on 07/18/2006 7:10:39 AM PDT by randog (What the...?!)
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Maybe I should start a Freeper group for Handy Pack wearers where we could meet and share war stories about being mocked for being PRACTICAL.

Ahhh the fanny pak wars again.
Love ya PJ, but I reserve the right to mock you.

54 posted on 07/18/2006 7:12:45 AM PDT by SCALEMAN
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you know, if I stick a harmonica in my ass crack, I can play Yankee Doodle (pre-performance bean dinner required). Am I gifted enough yet?

Being a DUmmy, I'll bet he'd forget to remove the gerbil first

55 posted on 07/18/2006 7:13:34 AM PDT by Horatio Gates (GBU-10 and GBU-38...two tickets to paradise)
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This was in a letter a DUmmie proudly posted asking their kid not be placed in a gifted program:

We have not regretted our decision. Mary graduated near the top of her high school class and will soon be a senior in college at a state university

No offense to State University graduates here, but let's face facts -- the bar isn't that high for most State Universities. Had she said Harvard or Yale or Pepperdine, THAT would have meant something. This just means the kid is average (which is OK, but undermines the point of the letter).

The author goes on to point out their daughters are "progressive," which means they are racist, elitist self-important (and probably ugly) pigs.

It is a pretty funny letter. Link is here

56 posted on 07/18/2006 7:15:06 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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I wear a square waist pack that looks nothing like a "fanny pack."

When I am running around in shorts and a T-shirt it is invaluable. I keep my wallet, camera and phone in there and don't worry about them.

If nothing else, use the term "waist pack" -- it will help your cause ;)


59 posted on 07/18/2006 7:17:03 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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Do you remember that article a few months ago "How to Spot a Baby Conservative?" The conclusion of the study was that outgoing, confident children became liberals and whiny, introverted children became conservatives.

After looking at the whole whiny Dummie thread and reading about their miserable, lonely, introverted childhoods as outcasts, I realized why they are so still so miserable as adults! They are living in denial that they are actually CONSERVATIVES!

Come on out of the closet, little Dummies. It's okay to be a conservative. We won't hold it against you.


60 posted on 07/18/2006 7:17:03 AM PDT by Elyse
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Wow. These people are utter lunatics. I reiterate my comments from yesterday by reference.


61 posted on 07/18/2006 7:17:33 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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it uses an expansive view of who is gifted that includes talents in the arts, sports, business, etc, as well as those the have been identified as gifted, on standardized tests or otherwise.

I wonder if someone who qualfies for MENSA would have been allowed in their group, someone with an IQ of 120 or above. Someone like, oh, I dont know, say, GWB, who has an IQ of at least 120, according to publicly available test scores..

Disclaimer: I joined MENSA for a couple of years, just to get the card, and rub it in the faces of my liberal sister who insisted that a local Liberal member of Mensa was just sooo smart. IIRC, most Mensan's were relatively conservative, but the "loudest" ones were liberal, but I digress..

Here at FR, its not your IQ that is important, not even how well you have "achieved", its your ideas, philosophies, and how well you can explain and discuss them, that matters.

Liberals, contrary to their words, are elitest b*astards.

66 posted on 07/18/2006 7:31:25 AM PDT by Paradox (Removing all Doubt since 1998!)
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Oh my!! Thanks for this DUmmie FUnnie, PJ, one of the best! You just can't make this stuff up!


71 posted on 07/18/2006 7:35:58 AM PDT by ariamne (Proud shieldmaiden of the infidel--never forget, never forgive 9/11)
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