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Am I the Only Male Freeper Who Wears a Fanny Pack? (Why the anti-Fanny Pack Hostility?)
Self | July 16, 2006 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/16/2006 11:18:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The other day I started a thread asking what everybody's Linus-blanket type obsession is. Mine is that I feel completely insecure outside unless I am wearing my fanny pack. Okay a few folks admitted what their neurotic security blankets were BUT I caught a lot of flak for even wearing a fanny pack. Even on my DUmmie FUnnies thread I was the target of mockery for wearing a fanny pack.

The fact is that fanny packs are INCREDIBLY practical. It is the PERFECT place to stow away your money, sunglasses, cell phones, pens, dental floss, knives, radios, etc. when you are away from home. MUCH BETTER than pockets since your pockets will bulge with all that stuff in them plus you merely need to grab your fanny pack when you go out the door and everything you need is already packed away in there.

So why the HOSTILITY to fanny packs? My theory is that one big reason for the anti-Fanny Pack bias is the name. It sounds, well, vaguely metrosexual. Perhaps there should be a better name adopted like Stow Pack. The other reason for the prejudice against Fanny Packs is that they have somehow become associated with tourists.

However, the bottom line is that mere pockets DON'T hold a candle to fanny packs (or Stow Packs) in terms of practicality. My challenge to any male Freeper is to wear (and use) a Fanny Pack for two weeks. I guarantee you will be addicted to Fanny Packs at the end of that time. And if it makes you feel any better, just call them "Stow Packs."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: fannypack; metrosexuals
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To: ichabod1

I don't wear fanny packs. I'm a mom of 3 and have to haul things (more like a pack mule!)

I was just trying to show PJ some support and pointing out that guns go with fanny packs :)


61 posted on 07/16/2006 12:20:08 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

If you ever visit the UK, try to call it something else. A 'fanny' is at the front here, and men don't have them. This is why patting a woman on the fanny is more than just impolite, it's criminal.


62 posted on 07/16/2006 12:21:26 PM PDT by qlangley
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To: ichabod1; Calpernia
Okay, note to self: never approach a man wearing a fanny pack and ask if he, by chance, has a compact mirror I might borrow.

Another life saving tip brought to you by the good folks at FR.

63 posted on 07/16/2006 12:24:43 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: PJ-Comix
The various calls I carry in my fanny pack are:
  1. Diaphragm calls in a 5 call holder
  2. Dan Thompson PC-2 Coyote Call
  3. Circe Jackrabbit call
  4. Circe Cottontail call
  5. Dan Thompson Red Desert Howler
  6. Dennis Kirk Howler
  7. Woods Wise Vari-pitch Howler
  8. Johnny Stewart PC-1 Vari-pitched call
  9. Old wooden deer call (make not known)
  10. Burnham Brother's D-4 Deer call
  11. My tiny Standard C108A 2M
  12. Ham Radio (above the calls) to stay in contact

I wear a fanny pack when I am coyote/deer hunting. I also carry a rifle and binoculars. No one calls me queer when I am hunting!

Good Hunting... from Varmint Al

Varmint Al's Hunting Page

64 posted on 07/16/2006 12:29:23 PM PDT by Varmint Al
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To: qlangley
Lived in the U.S. for twenty three years, but still can't get used the the use of the f***y word, as it is used here!

LOL!

65 posted on 07/16/2006 12:29:27 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The only time I ever wore one was when I carried one of my hand guns in one special made for it. I stopped using it because it was awkward and a pain in the butt to wear. I now use a clip on inside the pant holster and a baggy shirt.

I wouldn't wear a fanny pack around for any other reason as I find them to be confining and get in the way. Pockets work just fine for me, but to each his own.

66 posted on 07/16/2006 12:30:15 PM PDT by calex59 (The '86 amnesty put us in the toilet, now the senate wants to flush it!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I tried one once -- actually it was a sporran -- but it just got in the way when I sit down.

I've started wearing cargo pants, over the last few years, to provide extra storage.


67 posted on 07/16/2006 12:43:13 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: NormsRevenge
Sitting on a wallet full of credit cards and money finally was such a discomfort, I haven't carried my wallet in my pants pocket for years.

I carry my wallet in a front pocket and have ever since I first sat down on my first wallet, around age 10.

68 posted on 07/16/2006 12:45:55 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: PJ-Comix

I wear a fanny pack when I go out jogging. Holds cell phone, keys, and water bottle.


69 posted on 07/16/2006 12:45:56 PM PDT by Seamoth (Kool-aid is the most addictive and destructive drug of them all.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"If you call my utility belt a Fanny Pack one more time, I will rip your lungs out through your nostrils!"
70 posted on 07/16/2006 12:47:51 PM PDT by Polybius
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To: Varmint Al
I wear a fanny pack when I am coyote/deer hunting. I also carry a rifle and binoculars. No one calls me queer when I am hunting!

I carry a "possibles bag" when I hunt with a muzzle loader because of the ten pounds of stuff you need in order to reload. I would never call it a fanny pack. It is not attached to the belt and I wear it on the side, plus it is much bigger than a fanny pack and shaped differently. Possibles bag sounds so much better don't you think?

71 posted on 07/16/2006 12:49:14 PM PDT by calex59 (The '86 amnesty put us in the toilet, now the senate wants to flush it!)
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To: Calpernia; PJ-Comix

Oh, like I said to Allegra, you're a girl so you get a pass if you ever do want to wear one. I was just teasing, anyway. Nice to have a light thread for a break, Thanks to PJ


72 posted on 07/16/2006 12:49:36 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I have to take a shower.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Actually, I designed and made in fabric that matches the SAM's CLUB Navy blue pants I wear . . . packs that hang on my belt on the left front and right front to carry a range of things, including my Leatherman.

I learned in Asia that having a variety of things was a great blessing to me and more importantly to Chinese I wanted to love and befriend in practical ways.

I virtually always also have a fairly well stocked back pack with me for the same reason. Once a group of faculty and students were on a picnic. And someone asked me "Dr [Quix], do you have something we could use for a ground cloth?" It so happened I'd put a largish REI plastic tarp in my pack that morning.

It became a joke--students and others would be with me out and about and would have a need and ask ". . . do you have a _________?" Probably 95% of the time, I did. That was very rewarding to be able to serve people in Christian love and caring.

So, I still carry such things. The left side of my belt pack has worn through and I need to make knew ones. The original one I had to take the belt off at airports. The latest has large buttons and button holes that I can use instead.

I certainly get interesting responses from folks--security, lookers on etc. But, I do that with no accoutraments so, no big deal.

I'm much more interested in being practical, prepared for whatever and of service to others than I am the least bit concerned what someone else thinks about how I look--especially strangers I'll likely never know.


73 posted on 07/16/2006 12:50:35 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY AND WORK WHILE THERE'S DAY! ManI y very dark nights are looming. Thankfully, God is still God!)
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To: Churchillspirit

Fanny? That's ok, it makes us vaguely uncomfortable too. But "bum" makes me VERY uncomfortable, as you people use it.


74 posted on 07/16/2006 12:51:02 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I have to take a shower.)
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To: ASA Vet

Perhaps you have heard the old Mariachi song "I carry my .45 and its 4 Magazines)

Of course it is understood that it is 4 spare magazines.

I actually have a .45ACP smith and wesson revolver, with moon clips. 4 spare moon clips does it for me (so far).


75 posted on 07/16/2006 12:51:45 PM PDT by Donald Meaker (Boy, that Rondell fellow plays all over the ice, eh?)
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To: calex59

no. :)


76 posted on 07/16/2006 12:51:53 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I have to take a shower.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sorry, a fanny pack is gay

I have one male friend who still wears one - he also has a gray ponytail, wears sandels, and voted for John Kerry.


77 posted on 07/16/2006 12:53:53 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: ichabod1

Sure it does, that is what the mountain men used to call them, possibles bags, you aren't going to denigrate a venerable institution like the mountain men are you?:)(Admit it, anything sounds better than fanny pack!)


78 posted on 07/16/2006 12:54:26 PM PDT by calex59 (The '86 amnesty put us in the toilet, now the senate wants to flush it!)
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To: Wage Slave

They're still called fag bags, except by those that wear them.


79 posted on 07/16/2006 12:55:50 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: PJ-Comix

Virtually all of the pants I wear are cargo type pants now.

No need for a fanny pack at all.


80 posted on 07/16/2006 12:55:58 PM PDT by MikefromOhio
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