Posted on 07/06/2006 12:45:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
It was a typical DUmmie Freudenschade experience. A far left candidate is ahead in the polls. The DUmmies celebrate their "victory" only to have it taken away from them when the final results come in. Election 2004? Well, yes but also last night's official tally of the Mexican presidential election in which Communist candidate, López Obrador, narrowly lost to PAN candidate, Felipe Calderón. Wait! Did I just describe Obrador as the COMMUNIST candidate? You bet I did. He can call himself a member of the Democratic Revolution Party or a Zapatista or a Socialist but the bottom line is that Obrador, like Hugo Chavez, is a COMMUNIST no matter what he chooses to call himself for PR purposes. And like Chavez (and Fidel Castro), Obrador enjoys great popularity with the DUmmies. So let us now watch the DUmmies watching the Mexican presidential election RESULTS in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, celebrating the Communist's loss with muchas cervezas, is in the [brackets]:
90.89%....still 1.18 lead.... no gain for Calderon
[WOO! HOO! Break out the Freudenschade victory champagne!]
91.03 %....1.16 lead
[Okay so Obrador slipped a tiny bit. Nothing to stop our victory celebrations over.]
At the rate things are going, i'd say obrador will win by half a point.
[Of course, of course. Let us FINALLY gloat over an electoral victory after such a long dry season of utter failure. WHOOPEEEEE!!!]
91.21% reporting - 1.13 lead
91.39% reporting - 1.11% lead
91.56% reporting - 1.08 lead
[Um...why is it that my victory champagne is starting to have a bitter taste?]
Please don't let this get stolen from him.
[Susan Estrich is already starting to get sloppy drunk.]
We Are Not In Control Of Anything....Anywhere There is little justice left in the world. We are becoming extinct.
[Give up hope...NOW!!!]
Formato 21 Mexico City is calling election for Obrador! According to Formato 21 Radio-Mexico City the trend looks permanent for Obrador.
[YIPPPPEEEEE!!!! Suddenly my victory champagne is tasting good again!]
91.96 1.04% C'mon Obrador. HANG ON.
[But...but didn't Formato 21 Radio-Mexico City already declare him the winner?]
1.04 lead now, that's it I'm going to bed. Is this last ten percent taking suspiciously long or are they just getting tired of counting? I'm getting tired of watching, I'll hope for the morning
[Better have a large bottle of Tylenol on hand in the morning.]
92.30% reporting - 0.98 lead
[That victory champagne is starting to taste bitter again.]
92.57% reporting - 0.94 lead
[I'm suddenly feeling some acid reflux from the acidic bile building up inside me.]
You Didn't Really Think They Were Going To Let Obrador Win? Haven't you guys been through this enough times before? Most recently it was the San Diego election....prior to that the Canadian election....2004, 2002, 2000.....sense a pattern? When you're in control of everything, you're not going to let a lefty down South have a real chance. King george needs to keep his neighbors in line. He's got a grip on Canada, and he's not going to let Mexico fall into democratic hands. Watch....argue with me if you must....by the time the clock strikes midnight in CA, the outcome will be the one they want.
[We would control ALL your Diebold machines...if Mexico used them.]
losing fast now - 92.83 - 0.9% lead
[Losing fast now...with verifiable paper ballots.]
It's All Over But The Counting..... Ya know who controls that.
[Carlos Rove of course.]
I am truly beginning to wonder if it is even possible to defeat any of these people legally and peacefully. They get away with whatever they want, whenever they want, and they do it virtually unopposed. Why would they ever stop, unless something rises up and PHYSICALLY stops them? I can only hope this time will be different, but I worry about out fate here in the states as well. I have zero confidence in our Electoral Process here right now. Perhaps the pendulum will swing our way.
[More likely a sledgehammer will swing your way.]
93.20 .86 lead
93.32% .85 lead
Obrador has this in the bag.
[Is that you, Jason Leopold?]
93.57% .79 lead
93.67% .77 lead
[So what does Crow taste like?]
i think it's .73....Obrador may eke it out
[Is that you, Pollyanna?]
This is bullsh!t. There aren't enough landed, well heeled people in the country to cast those votes.
[I hate to tell you this but most of the poor ones moved out to El Norte.]
94.76% .60 lead i'm losing hope. looks like Calderon will eke it out....and will claim legitimacy based upon the erroneous preliminary count......A classic move from the Bush 2000 playbook
[When they also used verifiable paper ballots in Florida.]
The Bush crime family has it programmed for Calderon to win by .25% of the vote at about 4:00 AM EDT. Somewhere at about 98-99% he will take the lead and cruise to victory. It's Deja vu all over again as Yogi would say.
[Those paper ballots were programmed to make Calderon win.]
What you are probably seeing tonight is a preview of November 2006 and 2008 in this country. Christ, what is the point anymore. Is it even realistic anymore to think these people can be beaten legally and peacefully through this process? Maybe it's time to pull out the playbook from the late 1700's. At least in this country.
[Yes, there is no point in voting so stay home on Election Day.]
You probably aren't going to like what you wake up to.
[Unless he wakes up in the Alternate Universe.]
95.17 % 0.52 pts. this is killing me
[But FUn for us!]
96.08% .36 difference looking bad for the good guy
[Looking GOOD for the good guy.]
I tell ya, I'm glued to the computer and I've built a little spreadsheet to follow the results and try to keep track of trends, as if I could somehow actually affect this thing. I don't know why I bother, as it seems it will only lead to even greater disappointment.
[Freudenschade, baby!]
This is pathetic theater at this point. Calderon stole it. TWICE. This is just them having fun torturing the "hopeful masses" as somehow the pre-determined victor pulls ahead at the finish line. This is Their idea of Pornography, and it is the most sickening thing I have ever seen. Somehow I hope I am wrong, but we have seen this before. It's getting old.
[Yes, it is FUn watching the DUmmies being tortured by yet ANOTHER election loss.]
And you know, I hope it comes to that, if it must. They NEED to reap the whirlwind. It is past time for them to pay the check. They have done enough to this planet, and enough to us. As far as I'm concerned, it is time for them to get what is coming to them. They deserve the whirlwind, and much, MUCH worse. It's getting to the point there may not be a punishment fit enough for them.
[Another DUmmie engaging in the usual sadistic fantasies.]
Reminds me of a sports bet where I'm winning big at halftime then blow every possesion the second half.
[Reminds me of EVERY election where the DUmmies have an emotional stake in the outcome.]
97.44%... 0.05%...
[Going...]
97.51%... 0.03%...
[Going...]
97.77% .03 lead for Calderon.
[GONE!]
Once again, the interests of the people have been slaughtered by the narrow interests of a handful of Power Drunk Criminal Thugs. How much longer are we going to take this? And Open Question to the people of Canada, this country, and Mexico: How much longer are we just going to sit and take this?
[For as long as WE are entertained by your comedic election loss antics.]
And THAT'S A WRAP! Another atrocity committed, Another Election Stolen. The interests of the people once again successfully raped and trampled by a handful of selfish, greedy, soulless thugs. HOW MUCH LONGER?
[As long as you continue to keep us laughing it will keep on keeping on.]
I am becoming increasingly convinced that if we want to wrest power from these people, we will have to PHYSICALLY take it from them. FORCEFULLY and without quarter. I am no longer afraid of actually saying it. It is time for Revolution. It is time for these people to pay the price of their actions. It is WAY past time.
[Don't trip over the pizza carton at the doorway of Mommy's basement on your way out to start the revolution.]
I know I'll never forget it. I hope a multitude of people in Mexico were up all night, as well, and will be letting their reactions known in the morning.
[Please make them demonstrate in a way that I'm too lazy to ever attempt.]
That's my recollection too. Andy died from a staph infection that he could have gotten at any hospital. It's more common than you think. Cancer or strokes had nothing to do with his cause of death, to the best of my recollection.
The DUmmies talking about a lawsuit against Freepers for interfering is ridiculous. The DUmmies might have a case against Paypal for freezing the funds or against Johns Hopkins and their incredibly inept mailroom. I think their lawyer on that thread needs to go back to law school if he/she thinks they have a case against Freepers
Taxation without representation meant something at one time.
PJ, I usually read your DUmmie FUnnies on your site (since I never asked to be on the ping list) but this one made my day. The countdown and Carlos Rove had me in tears.
Finally, please add me to your ping list, and get your archive published already!
I always thought it was a good bet that he got that staph infection on the "too early" plane ride home.
He took a plane from Swedish Hospital in Seattle to his and "termite's" house in Seattle?
That bank loan they got April 29 must have covered some really extensive renovations -- a new bathroom with an attached airplane runway.
So that's where the hundreds of thousands, some estimate over a million, dollars of donations went. Good to know.
I meant he took a plan from Johns Hopkins to his home in Seattle. He had some kind of surgery at JH we just aren't positive what it was.
You, and all the other single-issue border nuts, only show your total ignorance of Mexican history and politics.
If you care about illegal immigration, this election is extremely important, because the only thing that will stop the invasion in the long run is a prosperous Mexico.
Comedy gold straight out of central Indiana.
Tell you what... Let's just sit back and watch what happens, shall we?
Yep. The people are too stoopid to know how to vote the correct way, but they sure know how to vote the RIGHT way...
How much longer are we going to take this? And Open Question to the people of Canada, this country, and Mexico: How much longer are we just going to sit and take this?
Until Mommy stops shoving the food thru the slot in the basement door, or Dominos and Pizza Hut cease home delivery....
By that time, you will be joining your comrades in the Haliburton/Rove summer fun/re-education/detention "camps"....
(Karl Rove: "Everything is proceeding according to my plan, just as I have foreseen it! BWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!")
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
He said "BLOW"....
(Sorry. Had a "Beavis and Butthead" moment....)
Not only that, but tinfoil tends to loose its effectiveness over time.
(I wonder how much of a kickback DUmmies get from the tinfoil lobby?)
Just take cover and wear Kevlar. We could defeat the DUmmies without firing a shot!
At a minimum, they should be getting USED to it....
Trust me. It was a short trip...
[Don't trip over the pizza carton at the doorway of Mommy's basement on your way out to start the revolution.]Perhaps the greatest post ever on DU was on a thread where the Children In Black were spouting about rebellion (I think this was right after the 2000 election).
One woman semi-timidly spoke up and commented that since she lived around a lot of "freepers" who all had guns, and the most lethal thing she had in her house was the cat-punishment squirt bottle, she didn't think this was the best idea ever.
-Eric
todas sus elecciones son pertenecen a nosotros. >:)
-Eric
I'm not so sure of that either. I was on Scamdy last night refreshing my understanding of it (which isn't the best). What I read about Paypal was that they froze one $10.00 transaction. Even the DUmmies were questioning why this would freeze the whole Paypal account. As far as the mailroom goof up, my understanding is the envelope was found the day after it arrived (and, the day after surgery was scheduled). Surgery had to be postponed. Well, if the envelope was found, what was the problem? Later I read he was on the table for 7 1/2 hours but was taking calls later that day. Even saw visitors. Give me a break. They were also soliciting cash for him after the operation.
There's a lot to question about this and I'm nowhere near as knowledgeable about it as others. If they're smart they'll let it drop.
Ole dirty Benny Boy must be scratching his head wondering why he hasn't whipped the masses into a frenzy. Certainly he and Bethy (sfexpat) were banking on an outcry of anger that they could capitalize on for another fundraiser. 'Just 10 more dollars and we will have those freepers in jail for life.' What they don't know is that most of the old timers and the rational Du'ers know better and know the andy saga was nothing more than a scam. What they also don't know is that most of the dissenting folks that follow and expose the scam are prominent DU'ers. They keep their keyboard mouths shut over there for fear of reprisal from these intimidators that number less than a handful.
I would be surprised if this newbie lawyer talking about taking the case is even a lawyer. Looks like a Beth sockpuppet to me.
Poor Ben and Beth missed the boat and waited too long. Nobody cares anymore.
52. We've covered this ground before, the boss. But here it is again.
If you go to the Hopkins site, they state that out of state cash patients must pay up front.
I tried to get a discount and could not. What DU *did* do was secure the services of a good doctor -- one with a long waiting list.
We raised a hair over $50,000 and no, it wouldn't begin to cover the costs of a suit. I put away the whole file, but it was filed with the Washington State SOS. They have the numbers.
An interesting post from sfexpat2000. Just over $50,000? My understanding it was in the $100's of thousands.
That was my first reaction. Benburch opened this new thread and some of the ants got riled up. At first I thought there may be the beginning of a new scam; dollars for lawsuits. But then when a few asked about who was involved (names and such) benburch backed off big time. In fact, he disappeared after only a few posts. The Pittster only made one appearance to my recollection. Sfexpat seemed to be around the longest.
Instead of trying another scam, though, I'm wondering if he opened the thread because of just what he stated at the beginning; he didn't want some other thread about Andy taken over by people questioning the whole Scamdy thing and gave them another thread to vent their spleen.
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