To: StoneGiant
I thought that was what the 2 500 lb bombs were for....
To: StoneGiant
" "Even if you're a terrorist, you need to have regular colon exams," he said. "I'm just glad we were able to help him in his final moments.""ROFL!!
3 posted on
06/14/2006 6:13:18 PM PDT by
KoRn
To: StoneGiant
This won't last long, I'm thinking.
4 posted on
06/14/2006 6:15:49 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Without a monkey, "You are nothing, absolutely zero. Absolutely nothing.")
To: StoneGiant
5 posted on
06/14/2006 6:16:27 PM PDT by
Nachum
To: StoneGiant
"Even if you're a terrorist, you need to have regular colon exams," he said. "I'm just glad we were able to help him in his final moments."Maybe these guys can set up shop at the DNC.
They'd no doubt find quite a few heads during those exams.
To: StoneGiant; potlatch; devolve; Smartass; reagan_fanatic; PhilDragoo

Here is the actual device used on the Zar man.
7 posted on
06/14/2006 6:18:49 PM PDT by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
To: StoneGiant
For "field proctocsocpic exams" I'd encourage use of hte "Jaws of Life".
11 posted on
06/14/2006 6:47:44 PM PDT by
muawiyah
(-)
To: StoneGiant
Using a rusted jeep antenna and some gasoline, the quick-thinking medics were able to get a better sense of the extent of damage in the terrorist's colon.
ROTFLMAO!! Thanks for the belly laugh!
12 posted on
06/14/2006 6:47:58 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
To: StoneGiant
LOL!
That's what six inch diameter drainage PVC pipe is for!
14 posted on
06/14/2006 7:01:39 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(Anyone ever wonder at the flavor of the sparrows at San Juan Capistrano? Cappucino sparrows?)
To: StoneGiant
16 posted on
06/14/2006 7:35:22 PM PDT by
Rummyfan
To: StoneGiant
bwaahahahaha
hopefully it was an M-4 carbine rectal exam.
17 posted on
06/14/2006 8:22:35 PM PDT by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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