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1 posted on 06/14/2006 6:11:28 PM PDT by StoneGiant
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I thought that was what the 2 500 lb bombs were for....


2 posted on 06/14/2006 6:12:48 PM PDT by Meadow Muffin
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To: StoneGiant
" "Even if you're a terrorist, you need to have regular colon exams," he said. "I'm just glad we were able to help him in his final moments.""

ROFL!!

3 posted on 06/14/2006 6:13:18 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: StoneGiant

This won't last long, I'm thinking.


4 posted on 06/14/2006 6:15:49 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Without a monkey, "You are nothing, absolutely zero. Absolutely nothing.")
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To: StoneGiant

In before the ZOT.


5 posted on 06/14/2006 6:16:27 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: StoneGiant
"Even if you're a terrorist, you need to have regular colon exams," he said. "I'm just glad we were able to help him in his final moments."

Maybe these guys can set up shop at the DNC.

They'd no doubt find quite a few heads during those exams.

6 posted on 06/14/2006 6:18:31 PM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: StoneGiant; potlatch; devolve; Smartass; reagan_fanatic; PhilDragoo
Here is the actual device used on the Zar man.
7 posted on 06/14/2006 6:18:49 PM PDT by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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To: StoneGiant

For "field proctocsocpic exams" I'd encourage use of hte "Jaws of Life".


11 posted on 06/14/2006 6:47:44 PM PDT by muawiyah (-)
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Using a rusted jeep antenna and some gasoline, the quick-thinking medics were able to get a better sense of the extent of damage in the terrorist's colon.

ROTFLMAO!! Thanks for the belly laugh!
12 posted on 06/14/2006 6:47:58 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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LOL!

That's what six inch diameter drainage PVC pipe is for!


14 posted on 06/14/2006 7:01:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (Anyone ever wonder at the flavor of the sparrows at San Juan Capistrano? Cappucino sparrows?)
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Bump!


16 posted on 06/14/2006 7:35:22 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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bwaahahahaha

hopefully it was an M-4 carbine rectal exam.


17 posted on 06/14/2006 8:22:35 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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