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DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-06 (DUmmies Implode Over Canceled Fitzmas)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/14/2006 11:36:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The frustration level over their stolen Fitzmas is causing a massive implosion in DUmmieland. This DUmmie THREAD titled, "I can't take you (DU) anymore!!" is but one of many such threads expressing frustration over their stolen Fitzmas. I can only imagine the DUmmie savaging of Pied Piper Pitt if/when he returns to DUmmieland. After all, it was Pitt and his disciple, Jason Leopold, who set the DUmmies off in victory celebrations last month when TruthOut boldly announced that the indictment of Karl Rove had ALREADY happened on May 12. I guess Patrick Fitzgerald had a sense of humor when he let Karl Rove know, EXACTLY a month later on June 12, that he would NOT be indicted. However, the DUmmies aren't laughing. They are ANGRY and FRUSTRATED as you can see. So let us now watch the DUmmies lash out at the world in general in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if it is time to start placing Pied Piper Pitt's photo on milk cartons, is in the [brackets]:

I can't take you (DU) anymore!!

[Let the Primal Screaming BEGIN!!!]

enough. F*CKING ENOUGH!!!!! Why the f*ck is everyone attacking Fitzgerald? Leopold? The Keebler Elves??? what the f*ck is going on around here?????????

[It's called "implosion."]

Everyone is attacking everyone. It's freaking me out!!!

[I find it highly entertaining.]

We are soooo frustrated !!!

[You are! You are!]

You just don't understand what's going on here..... It's the "Shit Dogs" against the "F*ck Wits" against whatever other "epithets" were thrown at "Innocent DU'ers" that's at stake here.Dammit! It's our REPUTATIONS that have been sullied and called into DISHONOR by "IDIOT MEDIA WHORES!!!!" Now, you gotta understand how some of us could get a little "worked up" about that........No?

[So which team are you on? The S-Ds or the F-Ws?]

Sundown is coming. The elves and the Brides of Dracula will rise up from their crumb-covered crypts and wander out into the DU graveyard, looking for fresh blood to keep their insane conspiracy theories alive, to make Janon Leopold a paragon of journalistic integrity, talent, and virtue, and truthout.org a website with a shred of credibility. They will, of course, fail, and get really testy about it. Especially those damn elves, who leave trails to the crypts for fresh brides and newly-minted delusional with long teeth.

[Methinks you've snorted a bit too much of Tinkerbell's Pixie Dust.]

I got tired of the screaming banshees who seem to think Leopold's story was gospel and pointing out its 100% inaccuracies was somehow character assassination of someone at truthout. Their pathetic clusterf*cks went nowhere, so I decided to live life and wait for the inevitable to happen. Today, it did. Didn't take long. This is one-month anniversary of Leopold's claim of that 'secret indictment.' And then, yesterday, that "Sealed v. Sealed" article someone sent me - well, that was funnier than you can imagine. There are only about several thousand docket entries called "Sealed v. Sealed" at the Federal Courthouse in DC. Yep, that Leopold and truthout are real pros.

[There's still hope. Jason Leopold still hasn't completed his investigation into the stools of Robert Luskin's cat.]

Nah, dontcha know???? Rove has already been tried and convicted in a Star Chamber. He is serving a long sentence at Gitmo. But before they shipped him off, he was cloned. As a result, the "Rove" who appeared at last night's fundraiser was the clone. The real KKKarl is down in Cuba learning Arabic and the Koran.

[Wrong. The real KKKarl is in Colorado disguised as a female leftwing college professor leaving an envelope full of dog poop in the mailbox of a Republican congresswoman.]

I think this place has been infiltrated by PAID disrupters, imho. Probably from freep repukelicon!

[The going salary for LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS is $20 per hour.]

I'm wondering if there is a 'divide and conquer' plan at work

[More like a 'divide and laugh' plan.]

Hang in there if you can. This morning when I got up I started to hide all the Rove threads. I realized it was futile, so I'm ignoring them instead. I posted this morning that we needed to lay off on Truthout, but my posting was pretty much ignored completely. It's a hard time when we have been so royally screwed. I wish that it were true, but they managed to manipulate us this time. Please don't leave for good or anything. We're all angry and we have a right to be. We've been had. But that doesn't put on the mat in defeat.

[Ben Burch has already sent you a formal invitation for a royal screwing.]

as far as Leopold and Pitt and Ash and Truthout... They screwed up big time, tried to cover their asses in a most embarrassing manner and won't even come clean about it. We attack the main stream media for this kind of shoddy reporting and behavior all the time and need to hold alternative media to the same standards.

[Remember, Pied Piper Pitt checked out and verified all of Leopold's sources in triplicate.]

Um, because Leopold f*cked us over. There's no conspiracy here, and we're not freepers. But Leopold's behavior was reprehensible and he deserves the scorn. And we deserve an apology.

[What's the matter? Weren't you satisfied with Pied Piper Pitt's almost invisible partial birth apology buried deep inside the multi-volume "penitence" thread?]

Its called 'Frustration Overload" ......... ..... this too shall pass.

[No it won't because you've got "Frustration Constipation" and you can't pass that load.]

well, I'm not attacking Fitz but I think "FITZMAS" was a lot of hogwash

[That didn't stop almost every DUmmie from breaking out the bubbly on the formal announcement of Fitzmas Accomplished last month.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cialeak; fitzmas; frustrationoverload; jasonleopold; karlrove; patrickfitzgerald; truthout; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix
I got tired of the screaming banshees who seem to think Leopold's story was gospel and pointing out its 100% inaccuracies was somehow character assassination of someone at truthout.

Who could that "someone" at truthout be? Hmmm. . . . Could it be . . . oh, I don't know . . .

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT ?!

81 posted on 06/14/2006 12:32:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Your posts are second only to PJ's... great work. And your taglines are hysterical!


82 posted on 06/14/2006 12:36:08 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Looks like all DU got for Fitzmas was a beat-up scooter!)
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To: PJ-Comix; WilliamPitt
I think this place has been infiltrated by PAID disrupters, imho.

WHO was it who recently said he ought to be PAID for posting on DU? Oh, who WAS that?! Wait! I remember! It was . . .

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT !!

Probably from freep repukelicon!

Yes, yes! That's it! Will Pitt is a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!

Let the tombstoning begin!

83 posted on 06/14/2006 12:38:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Let the circular firing squad begin!

It has already begun. I spent quite a bit of time yesterday at DU. There is a lot of infighting going on over there. Many of them are tearing each other to pieces, and even the onlookers are getting upset at the spectacle.

It rarely gets any better than this.

84 posted on 06/14/2006 12:39:13 PM PDT by matt1234
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To: All

Is anybody here familiar with the Truth Laid Bear website? I just signed up but I am pissed off at them because the DUmmie FUnnies isn't even listed as a blog over there. They rank the Blogs by traffic and according to my Blog traffic the DUmmie FUnnies should be in the top 1000 of all Blogs on the Web in terms of traffic but it isn't even listed there. How does one correct this?


85 posted on 06/14/2006 12:40:08 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wonder how long it will be until dream up that Pitt and Leopold were always working for Rove all along just to demoralize Democrats.


86 posted on 06/14/2006 12:40:31 PM PDT by ConservativeMind
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To: PJ-Comix
This morning when I got up I started to hide all the Rove threads.

Is that you, Will?

87 posted on 06/14/2006 12:40:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: weegee

Why can't I quit DU?"

More sensitivity from "Brokeback Media" fag hags.
They go on and on about how they were betrayed but never
look at their OWN wishful thinking, hate will do that to you.


Bwhahahahaah!

Rove LIVES!


88 posted on 06/14/2006 12:42:43 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We're all angry. . . .

S.N.A.D.U.

89 posted on 06/14/2006 12:43:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Situation Normal At DUmmieland.)
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To: PJ-Comix
the mass hyteria in the 1980s over supposed outbreaks of child molesting. Remember that?

Oh yeah. We had a big one a few miles from here at the North Sharon Baptist church. Seems like dozens were arrested and charged but I don't think anyone was ever convicted due to the finding of obvious coaching of children by psychologists.
90 posted on 06/14/2006 12:43:05 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: ConservativeMind
that Pitt and Leopold were always working for Rove

The pied piper did lead the rats to the sea before taking the children.
91 posted on 06/14/2006 12:44:41 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: PJ-Comix
as far as Leopold and Pitt and Ash and Truthout...

t r u t h o u t i n t h e A s h P i t t . o r g

92 posted on 06/14/2006 12:44:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Leopold & Lib: The Laff Kings of Leftist "Journalism.")
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To: cripplecreek

Those child shrinks were later proven to be FRAUDS.


93 posted on 06/14/2006 12:45:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; WilliamPitt

Will Pitt AND his sock puppet.


94 posted on 06/14/2006 12:45:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (Anyone ever wonder at the flavor of the sparrows at San Juan Capistrano? Cappucino sparrows?)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; WilliamPitt

The milk carton should also feature his little sock friend there too, by the by.


95 posted on 06/14/2006 12:45:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Anyone ever wonder at the flavor of the sparrows at San Juan Capistrano? Cappucino sparrows?)
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To: PJ-Comix
as far as Leopold and Pitt and Ash and Truthout... They screwed up big time, tried to cover their asses in a most embarrassing manner and won't even come clean about it.

Picky, picky. . . .

96 posted on 06/14/2006 12:46:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Leopold & Lib: The Laff Kings of Leftist "Journalism.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Leopold f*cked us over. There's no conspiracy here, and we're not freepers. But Leopold's behavior was reprehensible and he deserves the scorn. And we deserve an apology.

Notice how a certain party {cough * WILLIAM RIVERS PITT * cough} gets a free pass from this DUmmie.

97 posted on 06/14/2006 12:49:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Leopold & Lib: The Laff Kings of Leftist "Journalism.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Inside every DUmmie is a rational adult trying to break out.


98 posted on 06/14/2006 12:50:54 PM PDT by Solamente (Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
The Pitt groupies seem to have forgotten he had anything to do with it all. The rest also seem reluctant to bring up Pitt.

Exactly. Thus they try to DEFLECT by DUmping on Leopold.

99 posted on 06/14/2006 12:54:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Leopold & Lib: The Laff Kings of Leftist "Journalism.")
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To: PJ-Comix; All

This is a must see animated short:

Karl Rove-Evil Genius

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1648837/posts

http://nerra.com/broadsword/archives/2006/06/13/922/karl-rove-evil-genius/


100 posted on 06/14/2006 12:55:22 PM PDT by Solamente (Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
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