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DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-06 (DUmmies Implode Over Canceled Fitzmas)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/14/2006 11:36:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The frustration level over their stolen Fitzmas is causing a massive implosion in DUmmieland. This DUmmie THREAD titled, "I can't take you (DU) anymore!!" is but one of many such threads expressing frustration over their stolen Fitzmas. I can only imagine the DUmmie savaging of Pied Piper Pitt if/when he returns to DUmmieland. After all, it was Pitt and his disciple, Jason Leopold, who set the DUmmies off in victory celebrations last month when TruthOut boldly announced that the indictment of Karl Rove had ALREADY happened on May 12. I guess Patrick Fitzgerald had a sense of humor when he let Karl Rove know, EXACTLY a month later on June 12, that he would NOT be indicted. However, the DUmmies aren't laughing. They are ANGRY and FRUSTRATED as you can see. So let us now watch the DUmmies lash out at the world in general in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if it is time to start placing Pied Piper Pitt's photo on milk cartons, is in the [brackets]:

I can't take you (DU) anymore!!

[Let the Primal Screaming BEGIN!!!]

enough. F*CKING ENOUGH!!!!! Why the f*ck is everyone attacking Fitzgerald? Leopold? The Keebler Elves??? what the f*ck is going on around here?????????

[It's called "implosion."]

Everyone is attacking everyone. It's freaking me out!!!

[I find it highly entertaining.]

We are soooo frustrated !!!

[You are! You are!]

You just don't understand what's going on here..... It's the "Shit Dogs" against the "F*ck Wits" against whatever other "epithets" were thrown at "Innocent DU'ers" that's at stake here.Dammit! It's our REPUTATIONS that have been sullied and called into DISHONOR by "IDIOT MEDIA WHORES!!!!" Now, you gotta understand how some of us could get a little "worked up" about that........No?

[So which team are you on? The S-Ds or the F-Ws?]

Sundown is coming. The elves and the Brides of Dracula will rise up from their crumb-covered crypts and wander out into the DU graveyard, looking for fresh blood to keep their insane conspiracy theories alive, to make Janon Leopold a paragon of journalistic integrity, talent, and virtue, and truthout.org a website with a shred of credibility. They will, of course, fail, and get really testy about it. Especially those damn elves, who leave trails to the crypts for fresh brides and newly-minted delusional with long teeth.

[Methinks you've snorted a bit too much of Tinkerbell's Pixie Dust.]

I got tired of the screaming banshees who seem to think Leopold's story was gospel and pointing out its 100% inaccuracies was somehow character assassination of someone at truthout. Their pathetic clusterf*cks went nowhere, so I decided to live life and wait for the inevitable to happen. Today, it did. Didn't take long. This is one-month anniversary of Leopold's claim of that 'secret indictment.' And then, yesterday, that "Sealed v. Sealed" article someone sent me - well, that was funnier than you can imagine. There are only about several thousand docket entries called "Sealed v. Sealed" at the Federal Courthouse in DC. Yep, that Leopold and truthout are real pros.

[There's still hope. Jason Leopold still hasn't completed his investigation into the stools of Robert Luskin's cat.]

Nah, dontcha know???? Rove has already been tried and convicted in a Star Chamber. He is serving a long sentence at Gitmo. But before they shipped him off, he was cloned. As a result, the "Rove" who appeared at last night's fundraiser was the clone. The real KKKarl is down in Cuba learning Arabic and the Koran.

[Wrong. The real KKKarl is in Colorado disguised as a female leftwing college professor leaving an envelope full of dog poop in the mailbox of a Republican congresswoman.]

I think this place has been infiltrated by PAID disrupters, imho. Probably from freep repukelicon!

[The going salary for LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS is $20 per hour.]

I'm wondering if there is a 'divide and conquer' plan at work

[More like a 'divide and laugh' plan.]

Hang in there if you can. This morning when I got up I started to hide all the Rove threads. I realized it was futile, so I'm ignoring them instead. I posted this morning that we needed to lay off on Truthout, but my posting was pretty much ignored completely. It's a hard time when we have been so royally screwed. I wish that it were true, but they managed to manipulate us this time. Please don't leave for good or anything. We're all angry and we have a right to be. We've been had. But that doesn't put on the mat in defeat.

[Ben Burch has already sent you a formal invitation for a royal screwing.]

as far as Leopold and Pitt and Ash and Truthout... They screwed up big time, tried to cover their asses in a most embarrassing manner and won't even come clean about it. We attack the main stream media for this kind of shoddy reporting and behavior all the time and need to hold alternative media to the same standards.

[Remember, Pied Piper Pitt checked out and verified all of Leopold's sources in triplicate.]

Um, because Leopold f*cked us over. There's no conspiracy here, and we're not freepers. But Leopold's behavior was reprehensible and he deserves the scorn. And we deserve an apology.

[What's the matter? Weren't you satisfied with Pied Piper Pitt's almost invisible partial birth apology buried deep inside the multi-volume "penitence" thread?]

Its called 'Frustration Overload" ......... ..... this too shall pass.

[No it won't because you've got "Frustration Constipation" and you can't pass that load.]

well, I'm not attacking Fitz but I think "FITZMAS" was a lot of hogwash

[That didn't stop almost every DUmmie from breaking out the bubbly on the formal announcement of Fitzmas Accomplished last month.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cialeak; fitzmas; frustrationoverload; jasonleopold; karlrove; patrickfitzgerald; truthout; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix
[Ben Burch has already sent you a formal invitation for a royal screwing.]

Oh, sure, just take the good benburch joke for yourself. Sheesh. :)

61 posted on 06/14/2006 12:15:57 PM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
Everyone is attacking everyone.

Maybe they ARE planning to attack Lil Beaver!

WHEN DUMMIES ATTACK!

62 posted on 06/14/2006 12:16:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Attack of the Killer DUmmies!)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's the "S**t Dogs" against the "F**k Wits"

Trivia fact: Leonard Bernstein, et. al, originally used these as the names for the rival gangs in West Side Story before later changing them to the "Jets" and "Sharks".

63 posted on 06/14/2006 12:18:28 PM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: steve-b

Yeah. That was a good Twilight Zone episode. The ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series actually relied very little on special effects and more on irony, something that the Twilight Zone from the 1980s forgot when they loaded up on SFX. I HATE the 1980s Twilight Zone series. They thought they could substitute SFX for good scripts.


64 posted on 06/14/2006 12:20:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
This morning when I got up I started to hide all the Rove threads. I realized it was futile

It works just as well as a drunk hiding the liquor bottles in a cabinet. He knows they're still there...

65 posted on 06/14/2006 12:20:35 PM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
You just don't understand what's going on here..... It's the "Shit Dogs" against the "F*ck Wits" against whatever other "epithets" were thrown at "Innocent DU'ers" that's at stake here.

Notice how they DANCE AROUND The Name That Dare Not Be Mentioned . . .

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT

66 posted on 06/14/2006 12:20:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: PJ-Comix
“They will, of course, fail, and get really testy about it. Especially those damn elves, who leave trails to the crypts for fresh brides and newly-minted delusional with long teeth.”

Hold your calls folks... we gotta' winner for the Edgar Allan Poe Contest!

67 posted on 06/14/2006 12:20:48 PM PDT by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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To: PJ-Comix
And we deserve an apology.

I'm sorry that you DUmmies are so naive and gullible that you'll fall for every two-bit scam artist in creation.

68 posted on 06/14/2006 12:20:59 PM PDT by steve-b (Hoover Dam is every bit as "natural" as a beaver dam.)
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To: JamesP81

By now, the DUmmie FUnnies title itself should be sufficient coffee-and-cats alert.


69 posted on 06/14/2006 12:22:12 PM PDT by steve-b (Hoover Dam is every bit as "natural" as a beaver dam.)
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To: kevkrom

You must have put in your application before me, because I haven't heard yet if I have been hired. I only work three business hours a day though, and I demand to be paid by the business minute.


70 posted on 06/14/2006 12:22:23 PM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's the "Shit Dogs" against the "F*ck Wits". . . .

Sounds like a DUmmieland softball game.

71 posted on 06/14/2006 12:23:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (At the DUmmieland Picnic.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Its called 'Frustration Overload" ......... ..... this too shall pass.

Not this election cycle. Heh, heh, heh.

72 posted on 06/14/2006 12:23:08 PM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: cripplecreek

You CAN'T enjoy this too much. Don't you know doctors say laughter is good for you? Unless you choke, of course.

I'm getting close. This is just too funny.


73 posted on 06/14/2006 12:25:03 PM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: cripplecreek

"The Monsters On Maple Street" reminds me of the mass hyteria in the 1980s over supposed outbreaks of child molesting. Remember that? It started with the McMartin School in Los Angeles and spread across the country. Among those spreading the hysteria was radio talk host Carole Hemingway who claimed that "kids DON'T lie" when investigators got the kids to make wild claims that later turned out to be untrue. Among those hopping on the real life "The Monsters On Maple Street" hysteria bandwagon was Janet Reno when she was the DA here in Florida in Dade County.


74 posted on 06/14/2006 12:25:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
We are soooo frustrated !!!

Don't worry, stevenumbers! I'm sure as soon as that cold sore clears up, she'll be on the phone in no time!

75 posted on 06/14/2006 12:27:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dateless DUmmie steve2470.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think this place has been infiltrated by PAID disrupters

LOL
You couldn't pay me enough to hang out (on line or other wise) with a bunch of mentally ill liberals (excuse the redundancy). You are a vary brave man PJ.
76 posted on 06/14/2006 12:28:35 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sundown is coming. The elves and the Brides of Dracula will rise up from their crumb-covered crypts and wander out into the DU graveyard. . . .

Those graveyard rats!

77 posted on 06/14/2006 12:29:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Willie?)
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To: steve-b
I'm sorry that you DUmmies are so naive and gullible that you'll fall for every two-bit scam artist in creation.

I'm just $10 away from overturning the 2004 elections, donate now.

78 posted on 06/14/2006 12:30:20 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Can I only pay 3 out of five years taxes and profit from identity theft too?)
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To: PJ-Comix

HARD CANDY FITZMAS (apologies to Dolly Parton)

Hey, maybe Ill dye my hair
Maybe Ill move somewhere
Maybe Ill get a car
Maybe Ill drive so far
Theyll all lose track
Me, Ill bounce right back
Maybe Ill sleep real late
Maybe Ill lose some weight
Maybe Ill clear my junk
Maybe Ill just get drunk on apple wine
Me, Ill be just

Fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie bring me way down

Ill be fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie get me way down

Hey, maybe Ill learn to sew
Maybe Ill just lie low
Maybe Ill hit the bars (is that you, Will Pitt?)
Maybe Ill count the stars until dawn
Me, I will go on

Maybe Ill settle down
Maybe Ill just leave town
Maybe Ill have some fun
Maybe Ill meet someone
And make him mine
Me, Ill be just

Fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie bring me way down

Ill be fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie bring me way down

Ill be fine and dandy
Lord its like a hard candy Fitzmas
Im barely getting through tomorrow
But still I wont let
Being a DUmmie bring me way down

cause Ill be fine
(Ill be fine)
Oh, Ill be fine


79 posted on 06/14/2006 12:31:01 PM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; stands2reason
This DUmmie THREAD titled, "I can't take you (DU) anymore!!"

DUmmie to DU: "I wish I could quit you!"

80 posted on 06/14/2006 12:32:10 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Try Jesus--If you don't like Him, satan will always take you back.)
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