[B-Chan]

I feel bad for the little girl, but LOL.

[cripplecreek]

I wouldn't feel too bad considering the fact that it's probably about 98% fantasy to begin with.

[roses of sharon]

Good god, what child abuse, are suicide belts next?

[hsalaw]

Good grief! How can anyone be such an idiot as to think our president never leaves the country? Ol' BJ was gone more than he was here. The president pays state visits and less formal visits all the time - that's part of his JOB!! This guy's so stupid he probably had to be taught how to breathe.

[bannie]

And some teacher's gonna' have to come along and try to teach that child the concept of LOGIC.

[grellis]

hilfreakinarious

[Ditto]

I feel bad for the little girl, but LOL.

If there really is such a "little girl", (I doubt it) I really do feel bad that she has such a barking moonbat for a parent who is twisting her head with melodramatic nonsense.

I'd call it child abuse.

[Lunatic Fringe]

I'm not surprised. he's probably told his daughter all about how Republican drown puppies in burlap sacks and wallow around naked in our vast piles of cash.

[lovecraft]

Just like a liberal, all heart and no brains....

[CzarNicky]

I laughed and I hope the DUmmies and their fellow travelers achieve many more of these "moral victories".

[gate2wire]

"When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes."

BWAHahahahahaha. And then her other daddy came into the room and joined the group cry...

[Mr. K]

I think someone is jerking the DUmmies chain - and they are too stupid to realize it

[johnny7]

Don't... she's probably plotting to kill him anyway.

[speed_addiction]

That was, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I ever read. Ever!


What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.

[synbad600]

Oh please. Besides the fact that this story reeks, if this girl is as young as it appears, by the way he is talking to her, she is as hip to current events as Bubba was when he and his nine year old buddies sat in the back of the bus to show solidarity with Rosa Parks.

[Not A Snowbird]

I feel bad for the little girl, but LOL.

The "little girl" is probably in her twenties.

[investigateworld]

Please make these comedians stop, I've got coffee in my nose, running on the keyboard, and splotching my shirt.

[KosmicKitty]

ROFLMAO!!

This is just so funny!!! How pathetic!!

And no little kid is going to ask questions like this. No little kid is really going to care about where the president went today. Some sad, pathetic adult actually made this up!!

How utterly sad and yet hysterically funny all at the same time. Merry Fitzmas, y'all!! Enjoy your healthy helping of Fraedenshaude

[Kenny Bunkport]

I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

This warms the hard, cold slab of marble I have for a heart.

[BerniesFriend]

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

Why stop the fantasy there..it continues;

"Sob..suddenly, while we were crying, jack-booted Republican stormtroopers kicked down our door and entered our room with guns ablazing.."Mr. Rove says it's time for your daughter to go to child labor camps in se asia"..they grabbed my daughter and pistol whipped me in the head..I heard 'Help me please' as these oversized thugs bit the head off our french toy poodle and knocked over our prized latte machine..they jumped into a waiting van and drove off..what was even worse..they did not wear seat belts as they sped off..sob.."

[Jaysun]

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

The stupid bastards on the left are more dramatic than a hospital scene in a Mexican soap opera. I wish they'd just breath into their paper bags and shut up instead of acting like teenage girls that got left at home during prom.