Posted on 06/13/2006 6:26:09 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
This is a GREAT time to be observing DUmmieland so get the latest updates by asking to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
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In before the ping!
PING!
IBTP!
Been watching for this one! Thanks PJ!
" think the credit should go to Pied Piper Pitt."
Thanks pitt.
Woo Hoo, under 10!!
10+++....one of your best, ever..period..
Merry Pittsmas!!!!
last "truthout" statement [May]
it is Jason’s and Truthout’s word against the lying sacks of sh*t hiding out on Pennsylvania Ave. We’ll find out soon enough if Truthout will have to change its name and Leopold his career. In the meantime, let’s hope Karl Rove is the one that will have to go looking for a new job." -Joshua Frank
I think Joshua Frank has already picked it - LSS Lying Sacks of Sh*t
At least Pitt and truthout are still holding on to hope. As Scarlett O'Hara famously said, "After all, tomorrow is another day."
15?
INDICT FITZMAS
Tune: "White Christmas"
I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
Just 'cause it never seems to show.
With the networks massing
And hours passing,
I hear crickets chirping no.
I'm fixing to indict Fitzmas
With every angry post I write.
May our frogs start marching tonight,
Because all these Fitzmases aren't right!
.
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FITZMAS
Tune: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will arrive
We've been waiting since who knows when
We've missed it once again
So wake me when it's twenty twenty-five.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Won't include a Rove
'Cause it looks like his name's been shoved
To the very back burner of
The indictment stove.
A pair of federal counts with long prison amounts
Is the wish of goodboy and ben
Crowds that will gawk as he does a perp walk
Is the hope of Will Pitt and friends
The DUmmie Ants would love the chance to send Rove to the pen.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Never will appear
Now the crew at the courthouse door
Is looking kind of bored
'Cause they've been there since earlier this year.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Comes in fits and starts
But the funniest thing of all
Are the hopes that rise and fall
In the DUmmies' hearts.
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FREUDENSCHADE
Tune: "Edelweiss"
Freudenschade, Freudenschade,
DUmmie joy bears repeating;
Pop champagne, feel no pain--
Only thing, it's so fleeting.
Make 'em eat crow and the gloom will grow,
Gloom will grow and sour.
Freudenschade shoots its wad
In less than twenty-four hours.
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FREUDENSCHADESCHADENFREUDEFREUDENSCHADELICIOUS
Tune: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
Because they wanted Rove to walk
Just like he was a frog,
You should have heard the DUmmies talk--
They read it in a blog!
But then their champagne bubble burst
Before they drank a lick;
They must be cursed to die of thirst
'Cause Fitzmas fizzled quick!
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
So when the DUmmies celebrate
Some supersecret "news,"
Just summon up this word and wait,
You've got a term to use;
But you should practice saying it
As often as you speak:
The DUmmies fall for piles of Pitt
At least two times a week!
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!
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THE TWENTY-FOUR (BUSINESS) HOURS OF FITZMAS
Tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the twenty-fourth hour of Fitzmas
My truthout gave to me:
Twenty-four bonus hours
Twenty-three bogus sources
Twenty-two sealed indictments
Twenty-one new excitements
Twenty Leopolds leaping
Nineteen FReepers freeping
Eighteen crowded dockets
Seventeen Sonny Crocketts
Sixteen corks a-popping
Fifteen-hour meeting
Fourteen Freudenschades
Thirteen Pipers piping
Twelve DUmmies griping
Eleven Roves a-packing
Ten dollars lacking
Nine shots at Skinner
Eight crows for dinner
Seven crews amassing
Six days a-passing
Five LOUSY TROLLS!
Four Patton Boggs
Three fresh blogs
Two marching frogs
And a Pitt ribbed in a parody!
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WHAT A DIFFERENCE A PHRASE MAKES
Tune: "What a Difference a Day Makes"
What a difference a phrase makes
"Twenty-four business hours"
Bought some time from the doubters
Who began to complain
My first report was too tight
But then I did a rewrite
And now I've got a new life
Since I thought of that line
What a difference a phrase makes
There's a paycheck before me
Magazines can't ignore me
"'All the scoops that will fit,' by William Pitt"
It's heaven when you
Find a bunch who believe you
What a difference their praise makes
That's the DUpes at DU
(rolling eyes)
DUmmies are the undisputed champions of melodrama.
15!
Dang. missed it by one.
William Rivers Pitt crooning to Billy Strayhorn's 'Lush Life'...
I used to visit all the DUmmie way places
Those low-life fey places
Where one relaxes on the axis with the heels of life
To get the feel of life from fools and booze hounds
The ones I knew had sad and sullen gray faces
With distingue traces that used to be there
You could see where they'd been washed away
By too many through the day, twelve o'clock tales
Then I came along with my siren song
To tempt them to madness
I knew for awhile that their believing smile
Was hued with the gladness of a great love for me
Ah yes, I was wrong, Again, I was wrong
Life is lonely again and only last month
Everything seemed so sure
Now life is awful again
A trough full of booze could only be a bore
A week at Bukowski’s could ease the bite of it
All I care is to lie in spite of it
I'll never forgive them, I won’t while they are still
Burning inside my brain
Deceit is mush Stifling those who strive
So I’ll live a lush life in some small dive
And there I'll be While I hide from the rest of those
Who live as losers too
LOL! Love the songfest. I think we'll build a campfire tonight, roast marshmallows, and sing all the old favorites.
Rovenschade!
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