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DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-06 (California Congressional Race In DUmmie Real Time)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/07/2006 4:42:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: The Right Stuff
"Don't forget what that is in "business hours"."

Aw, heck, my calculator's battery went dead. Well, there being 8 business hours in a day (according to the DUmmie who came up with this...if I'm not mistaken), that means the meeting lasted 1 hour short of two full days.

141 posted on 06/07/2006 9:43:53 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix

Haven't seen any immigration posts for awhile.

Sorry, PJ, I guess I put a damper on some folks visiting your thread. Oops!


142 posted on 06/07/2006 9:45:47 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmies...in Real Time

Isn't that against the laws of physics?

On a side note, here's a great funny story that needs continued posting around the blogosphere- Idjits steal TMobile sidekick, won't give it back, true owner decides to "globally humiliate" them:

Stolen Sidekick
143 posted on 06/07/2006 9:48:27 AM PDT by visualops (If you build it... www.visualops.com ...they won't come. Build the fence!)
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To: Ella Vader

...Per the U.S. Census Bureau, it was 7 million in 2003. Even if that number is low by 50%... it's no more than 10 million now, by a VAST max.

.....Or do you think the U.S. Census Bureau is made up of clintonite-bushite-one-worlder-communist-nazis?

NO BUT THE FIGURES DID NOT COME FROM THE CENSUS BUREA CONTRARY TO YOUR STATEMENT:

Does the Census Bureau collect data on the number of unauthorized migrants?


Answer
The Census Bureau collects citizenship data on foreign-born U.S. residents but does not ask further questions about immigration status. The Census Bureau does not ask legal (migrant) status on the decennial census or in the American Community Survey or Current Population Survey, as there is no legislative mandate for collecting this information. Given the success of Census 2000 in counting nearly every person residing in the United States, we expect that unauthorized migrants were included among people who indicated that the United States was their usual place of residence on the survey date. The foreign-born population includes naturalized U.S. citizens, lawful permanent residents (immigrants), temporary migrants (e.g., foreign students), humanitarian migrants (e.g., refugees), and unauthorized migrants (people illegally present in the United States).

Definitions:

U.S. Citizen - Respondents who indicated that they were born in the United States, Puerto Rico, a U.S. Island Area (such as Guam), or abroad of American (U.S. citizen) parent or parents are considered U.S. citizens at birth. Foreign-born people who indicated that they were U.S. citizens through naturalization are also considered U.S. citizens.
Not a U.S. Citizen - Respondents who indicated that they were not U.S. citizenship at the time of the survey. (Note: this category includes those who are Lawful Permanent Residents, Temporary Migrants, Humanitarian Migrants, or Unauthorized Migrants).
Foreign born - The foreign-born population includes anyone who was not a U.S. citizen or a U.S. national at birth. This includes respondents who indicated they were a U.S. citizen by naturalization or not a U.S. citizen.


http://ask.census.gov/cgi-bin/askcensus.cfg/php/enduser/std_adp.php?p_faqid=1115&p_created=1148654669&p_sid=uX5Y2t9i&p_lva=&p_sp=cF9zcmNoPTEmcF9zb3J0X2J5PSZwX2dyaWRzb3J0PSZwX3Jvd19jbnQ9NSZwX3Byb2RzPSZwX2NhdHM9JnBfcHY9JnBfY3Y9JnBfcGFnZT0xJnBfc2VhcmNoX3RleHQ9aWxsZWdhbCBhbGllbnM*&p_li=&p_topview=1


144 posted on 06/07/2006 9:49:51 AM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: chesley

Frankly, if the "fifty million" immigrants are LEGAL, then what's yer problem?
Same problem I would have with crack cocaine if it were legal. Some things, for various reasons, shouldn't be legal...OK, don't give me any crap about being unable to answer your argument. I just did. And don't say I'm comparing illegal immigrants to crack cocaine. You know that I didn't.>>

I'll try to play nice.

But:

Crack cocaine destroys the human brain. A large number of immigrants do not do the same thing to body politic, so long as they're spread over a sufficient period of time, 20 years or so. (Naturally, if they all arrive at once, sure they do. But short of a Stephen King-novel-esque natural disaster, they won't.)

One of them is immigration beyond the ability of American society to assimilate the immigrants. I believe that we are approaching, if not already past, those limits now. >>>

That's a political decision to be made by all of us, through our representatives in Washington, not by you alone. When that decision is made, it's made. You're entitled to your opinion; I disagree with it and I think the feds will too.

OTOH, I can understand if you are from a burdened border area, that you legitimately get that impression. But San Diego County is not the whole of the country.

What's your problem? You don't like America?>>

I'm very fond of America. I'm alive because of America.

I/m not calling you a disruptor, although you seem to be a very recent member. But I've trolled a lot, myself, over with the DUmmies (see my profile), and I know the signs. I'm seeing one or two of them here, although not enough to make a definite statement.
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I'm not a disruptor, just a lifelong Republican who often thinks outside the standard Republican box. The problem is that there are a lot of Republicans who are very, very fond of that damned box and don't want to be disagreed with.

My fear is immediate: Al Qaida wants to kill us all, with nukes if possible, with Sarin and dirty bombs and plague if not. Obvious point of entry is Mexican border. Close it, now. If amnesty's the price, fine. Since 90% of the immigrants who'd get these bennies are Mexican or S.A. Catholics, not Palestinian Muslim jihadists, it won't kill us. With Mexican Catholics, we can deal.

Second and less immediate fear is the problem of Mexican separatism in the SE US states. That's a political problem. If we don't deal with this now, sensibly, and try a boxcars-to-the-border deal, then we're no better than Slobo Milosivich.

We gotta fix the borders. But we also gotta be Americans. We're the good guys. Boxcars-to-the-borders is not a good-guys solution.


145 posted on 06/07/2006 10:07:02 AM PDT by Ella Vader
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To: bcsco; PJ-Comix; KC_Conspirator; Petronski
Have y'all seen Pitt's Wikipedia article on himself?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rivers_Pitt

This is the biggest pontification of infantile narcissism I've seen, and I've seen a lot of that..

Imagine a world where every blogger and SFA (Self Financed Author- ie, Vanity Press) is a public hero, that is Pitt's world...





...hell, the National Library of Poetry wrote me a letter a while back offering to 'publish me'.. Maybe I can be included with a Keats entry in Wikipedia now?



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146 posted on 06/07/2006 10:07:46 AM PDT by mnehring (Those who advocate, and act to promote, victory by Liberals (Democrats) are not Conservatives!)
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To: rolling_stone

NO BUT THE FIGURES DID NOT COME FROM THE CENSUS BUREA CONTRARY TO YOUR STATEMENT:
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Look at the story i cited. CNN states that the U.S. Census Bureau released the figures. Who are you saying gave them the figures? The U.S. Census Bureau's evil twin, Skippy?


147 posted on 06/07/2006 10:12:05 AM PDT by Ella Vader
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To: Ella Vader
I'm just saying that they're an annoyance and a strain: NOT a "death sentence."

Escuchame -- si cierto es el Fin de EUUA. Sin Embargo.

148 posted on 06/07/2006 10:14:01 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Bipartisanship is when the Stupid Party and the Evil Party agree to do something that is both stupid)
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To: freedumb2003

This is America. Speak Bengali.


149 posted on 06/07/2006 10:18:05 AM PDT by Ella Vader
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To: Ella Vader
I'll try to play nice. >p? Don't bother. I can take anything you've got, and give as good as I get. Besides, as I posted above, I'm not going to participate further in the hijacking of this thread.

See you later on an immigration thread. Maybe. Have a nice day.

150 posted on 06/07/2006 10:24:11 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: mnehrling

What a nutbar Pitt is! He truly needs to stick to his medication.


151 posted on 06/07/2006 10:33:46 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: bcsco

That is hilarious.


152 posted on 06/07/2006 10:34:43 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: PJ-Comix
It looks like the percentage is getting closer but Bilbray now leads by 4,321 votes which is 203 more than last time.

Holy God save us. Do they not understand basic math? If the difference between the two numbers remains the same, but the number of votes counted goes up, of course the percentages move closer together. The DUmp is just amazingly stupid.
153 posted on 06/07/2006 10:34:55 AM PDT by JamesP81
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To: Ella Vader
They say they'll kneel through broken glass to vote Republican, then freak out when the President disagrees with them on one item.

It's hard to not get angry at the man when he attempts to sell our sovereignty down the river with amnesty and this North American Union crap.
154 posted on 06/07/2006 10:40:25 AM PDT by JamesP81
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To: KC_Conspirator

Check out the discussion link on his Wikipedia page.. it seems a lot have seen through him.. votes for deletion..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:William_Rivers_Pitt


155 posted on 06/07/2006 10:41:30 AM PDT by mnehring (Those who advocate, and act to promote, victory by Liberals (Democrats) are not Conservatives!)
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To: Ella Vader
We're talking 10 million people, max

It's going to be more like 100 million once they bring their families in (which under current US law, they are allowed to do). Also, I suspect this '10 million' figure is going to be a lot like the '3 million' figure from the 1986 amnesty; it's going to more like twice that many.
156 posted on 06/07/2006 10:43:06 AM PDT by JamesP81
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To: PJ-Comix
Next time, make sure the people you're pandering to can vote.

Priceless...everything else takes VISA!

157 posted on 06/07/2006 10:45:38 AM PDT by Calusa (Pres. Clinton saved the constitution by repeatedly * on a fat * girl in the Oval Office. A. Coulter)
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To: PJ-Comix

I may return to DUFunnies, I may not. If I do it will be because incosiderate A$$ES such as those who have taken over your thread for their immigration agenda are gone. They insult you and all the fine work you've done to make DUFunnies the best and most successful thread on FR.

I've already registered an abuse complaint on one of them (post #144). I won't tolerate self-centered children who think the world revolves around their pet interests.

Please remove my from your ping list. I'll decide whether I return or not after lurking from time-to-time.

Best regards,

bcsco


158 posted on 06/07/2006 10:47:46 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: JamesP81

It's hard to not get angry at the man when he attempts to sell our sovereignty down the river with amnesty and this North American Union crap.>>>

It's just as hard to not get angry at those who think that giving legal status to people who are already here and who cannot be gotten rid of short of violent methods constitutes "selling our sovereignty down the river".


159 posted on 06/07/2006 10:48:28 AM PDT by Ella Vader
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To: chesley

Actually, I think the most important reason to vote republican is what would happen to our soldiers if the dems won the congress, WH or both. These young men and women are fighting & dying for us. Dems have made it clear that they DO NOT believe in what they're doing and why. I've seen enough comments to know they have utter contempt for our soldiers. I don't want our troops hung out to dry by the likes of Levin, Hillary, etc. I want elected officials who understand why our soldiers are fighting and won't denegrate their mission or bring them home before they've finished a job they've fought, bled and died for. The border is important but our best and brightest on the front lines trump a fence in my book.


160 posted on 06/07/2006 10:52:42 AM PDT by gardencatz ("Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." Homer Simpson)
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