DUmmie FUnnies 06-05-06 ("Al Gore's scary statement on stolen elections")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 5, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Steve0113]

"Some guy told me some Republican handed out flyers telling Dems to vote on Wednesday"=DUmmie iron-tight proof of election fraud

These people are morons.

No kidding. That goes around the Internet just before every election, as a joke. These goofballs actually fell for it? And then told someone about it??

[skimask]

"He HAS to in order to keep support among the loonie left base which is now a MAJOR component of the Democrat Party."

The big problem is that part of the Democratic party never leaves their mommies basements. They wont vote, and, if they did vote, given the state of their drug saturated brains, they will probably vote wrong, give the Republicans another victory, and claim voter fraud. These people get beaten like rented mules in the polls and I see no reason for it to stop.

[ReeWalker]

How many more times are the DUmmies gonna dig this one up and run it around the ring?
DUmmies, "GET OVER IT!!

[Purrcival]

Gore is basically saying that the election may have been stolen but for national security reasons, he has to craft a careful statement about it.

And yet, Gore turns right around and says that he believes that David Boies thinks the 2000 election was stolen, and THAT HE WAS RIGHT! So he's negating himself right there. So much for the "carefully crafted" statement.

[Cheburashka]

Boy, these Dims waste more time over a moot point. OK, even if they admit it was stolen, what difference does it make now? Chriminy, most folks are talking about '08. Get over it already.
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They're hoping for payback. They hope to be in a position to steal and election and if they can, they will justify it by the "Repukes did it first!" excuse.
I fear this will end badly for the country. But if 49% of the country insists on acting (or supporting those acting) like children, what are we do do?

[kevkrom]

who's got the balls to take it home?!!

Is that you, benburch?

[kevkrom]

Wow. Seems like Al smells the same putrid stench of fascism that most of us do.

No, that stench is caused by the recent return of Will Pitt.

[Cheburashka]

Does top 40 get me anything?
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The worshipful admiration of those not in the top 40.
Except for the ones like me who don't care either way.

[kevkrom]

Gore fought FOR election fraud through the Florida and US Supreme Courts and lost.

Corrected.

[Cheburashka]

“In our system, there’s no intermediate step between a definitive Supreme Court decision and violent revolution.”

What the.....?!!?
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He's saying that after you appeal to the Supreme Court and lose, your remaining options are limited.
Note that a major Democratic politician has broached the idea of violent revolution for the first time in my lifetime. Consider the implications.

[Purrcival]

Yes, I'm always amazed that when the Left starts in with their "selected, not elected" crap, they conveeeeeeeeeeniently forget that there were TWO decisions -- the 7-2 on the equal protection question (in which their guys, Souter and Breyer, defected to the majority), and then the 5-4 decision that returned the problem to the Florida Supremes. The problem was NOT that the Supremes "selected" Bush. The problem was that the GORE camp had eaten up all of their recount time with litigation. The Supreme Court was allowing the recount to continue, but by the time that decision was handed down, it had bumped up against the STATE-MANDATED deadline. And NORC tried the re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-recount. Bush won. Again.

Morons.

[Purrcival]

My reaction exactly. WHAT is he advocating????

[Purrcival]

Ooooooooh...unlucky 13! Thanks for playing, try again.

[Purrcival]

"Where were these DUmmies when LBJ stole elections?"

Or Kennedy's daddy?

[Purrcival]

HAH! I was going to post the picture of the fire-breathing Gore, but you beat me to it!

[Xenalyte]

Get on this list stat ping!

[Purrcival]

And yet, the Lefties are claiming that the recounts showed that GORE won. Revisionist history at its finest.

[Cheburashka]

My reaction exactly. WHAT is he advocating????
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I don't know. I doubt he knows. An attempt by the Lefties to stage a real revolution will be nasty, brutish and short.
Mass civil disobedience? "We don't care what the election results are, we refuse to accept them!" If say 25% of the population refuses to work and refuses to let the other 75% work (all nonviolently, of course), how do you manage that?
We're may be getting to a place we haven't been in this country for over 140 years And it's all uncharted territory.
And I hope I'm being unduly alarmist.

[Cheburashka]

"Where were these DUmmies when LBJ stole elections?"

Or Kennedy's daddy?
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Those don't count as stolen elections. The good guys won.

[chesley]

Thanks for playing, try again

You can bet that I will.