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Hillary Clinton fires staff in illegal immigration crackdown
Newsbender ^ | June 2006 | Newsbender

Posted on 06/03/2006 5:12:54 PM PDT by gurued

Hillary Clinton, faced with the prospect of up to $40,000 in potential fines for employing illegal aliens, fired her maid, butler, and gardener Friday.

The former employees were handed their walking papers Friday morning immediately after the breakfast table was cleared, the dishes washed, and the laundry folded.

(Excerpt) Read more at newsbender.com ...


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KEYWORDS: 109th; aliens; crackdown; gardener; hillaryclinton; illegalimmigration; newbie; rumor; sionnsar; troll; zot
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1 posted on 06/03/2006 5:12:56 PM PDT by gurued
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To: gurued

: )


2 posted on 06/03/2006 5:13:31 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (If you got Sowell, you got Soul)
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To: gurued

LOL oh poor Mitsy


3 posted on 06/03/2006 5:14:12 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: gurued

NB4ZOT


4 posted on 06/03/2006 5:14:13 PM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (Political troglodyte with a partisan axe to grind)
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To: gurued

Welcome to Free Republic.


5 posted on 06/03/2006 5:14:37 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
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To: gurued

She broke the law, JAIL HER!


6 posted on 06/03/2006 5:15:04 PM PDT by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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To: gurued

Oh no, not the beloved maid!


7 posted on 06/03/2006 5:15:10 PM PDT by OldFriend (I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag.....and My Heart to the Soldier Who Protects It.)
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To: ARealMothersSonForever

Why would this person be zotted? It is obviously satire and extremely funny.


8 posted on 06/03/2006 5:15:23 PM PDT by calex59 (No country can survive multiculturalism. Dual cultures don't mix, history has taught us that!)
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To: calex59

It is hilarious. Just appeared to be a bait for the inevitable voracious ones that will not even go see Fat Hillary on the riding mower.


9 posted on 06/03/2006 5:17:01 PM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (Political troglodyte with a partisan axe to grind)
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To: gurued

Was this the maid she became good friends with?


10 posted on 06/03/2006 5:17:22 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (_/)
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To: gurued

She has a butler? Ain't America great for the illegal privileged.


11 posted on 06/03/2006 5:18:34 PM PDT by freekitty
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To: gurued
The Maid?
12 posted on 06/03/2006 5:22:43 PM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: gurued

NEWSBENDER, eh??? uh huh


13 posted on 06/03/2006 5:23:30 PM PDT by Paige ("Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." --George Washington)
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To: calex59
It is obviously satire

Damn!

14 posted on 06/03/2006 5:29:26 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("I don't think Pat Kennedy is crazy, he's just a drunk" -- G. Gordon Liddy (5-10-06))
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To: gurued

Very good. Oh, the sacrifices she makes...


15 posted on 06/03/2006 5:31:17 PM PDT by Ruth A. (we might as well fight in the first ditch as the last)
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To: gurued

"Unfortunately, the day ended on a tragic note as Sen. Clinton accidentally dismembered her deaf cat, Mitsy, when she mowed over the cuddly creature during a photo opportunity."
"....
she will "give this cat the same love and attention I plan on giving the American people if I'm elected their President."
Now that's funny!


16 posted on 06/03/2006 5:33:36 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: gurued

Who's Billy Dale?

Billy Dale had booked flights for the White House press corps since John F. Kennedy was President, but when the Clinton White House's effort to justify firing the travel office staff was proven groundless, the press corps was missing in action. The ousted White House travel director was acquitted of embezzlement


17 posted on 06/03/2006 5:42:15 PM PDT by al baby (Dick Trickle is not a medical condition)
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To: al baby

Forgot" F Hillary "


18 posted on 06/03/2006 5:43:07 PM PDT by al baby (Dick Trickle is not a medical condition)
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To: gurued

From the web site (you owe me a new a$$. I laughed it off):


Ask Dr. Dingus





This week's subject: Bird Flu



Linda in Michigan: Hi Dr. Dingus, my pet parrot has exploding diarrhea, does he have bird flu?

Dr. Dingus: He probably does, try some Immodium AD Bird Formula, if this doesn't work, you might as well feed him to the neighbor's cat.


19 posted on 06/03/2006 5:45:07 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: gurued
"She spent many days mulling the idea over, talking to advisors, visiting with constituents, flipping coins, as well as watching countless hours of Cheech and Chong movies."

lol- that's too funny!

20 posted on 06/03/2006 5:45:27 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (My donation to the GOP went here instead: http://www.minutemanhq.com/hq/index.php)
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